I hate this button. Why does it have to say "opposite sex"
WHAT IF I WANT TO BE FUCKING HOT TO THE SAME SEX
NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
Then either (a) find a button that can either do that directly or do something that allows you to be hot indirectly, (b) give up and just accept the fact that you’re probably not hot, or (c) improve your own look. Yourself.
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Pika Girl9 years ago
Ok there are two things I wanna say:
1. I'm fricking 11!
2. Paper cuts hurt. It's not worth it
Karen45679 years ago
That means your a person not taking risks in life your No one's dream person if you don't take risk
im asexual so i dont need to be great in bed and im ggay so i dot want to be charming to the other gender.
Zaxio8 years ago
They obviously meant the gender you"re attracted to.
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Foxiana the pirate fox10 years ago
Asexual,so,NO THANKYOU!
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that random girl10 years ago
I'm a lesbian so where's the upside?
NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
I assume that you become an incredible kisser and great in bed, as well as charming to the opposite sex (i.e. males). Besides the charming bit, the other two things happen outside of the other person’s gender. At least, that’s how I interpret the button.
Paper cuts is nothing compared to my Balisong cuts. Now its time to go to bed honey ;)
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deathwish9 years ago
Chapstick put them together and it never said anything about the papercut hurting *PRESSES THE BUTTON*
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jessicatmeow9 years ago
Hell I already AM all those things
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Mimy 12345610 years ago
As a heterosexual female I can honestly say that there is no downside
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Solarstrike10 years ago
You only thought heterosexuals existed...
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cherryjjv11 years ago
Hi, artist. NO.
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Jackson Pearson12 years ago
FUCK THAT
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Brandon Wieler12 years ago
well im assuming that you'd get used to the pain eventually. you'de grow numb to it, be a pain at first tho
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Theonlyonesam9 years ago
I already cut myself nearly every day with basic things like paper, cardboard, cutters, wood slinger.... so it's not 5 paper cuts that will stop me being faabuuloooous!
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sunny_lemon4 years ago
*dabs in lesbian*
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simontodd10 years ago
i already am all those things
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Giraffegirl17 years ago
Yea, but finger cuts hurt like Hell
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SilverKiller428 years ago
I'm gay
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McNuggets Suck9 years ago
It doesn't say it has to be YOUR fingers >:D
McNuggets Suck9 years ago
Even if it does it still doesn't say how wide or deep the cut is!
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