15530 (16%) 82226 (84%)
15530 (16%) people have pressed this button, while 82226 (84%) did not.
You can eat your favorite food for free anytime you want
but
Each time you eat it, no matter how healthy, will shave a decade off of your life
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HiBob24 9 years ago
The best way to suicide

WakkaRexo 9 years ago
Definitely

Jar_Jar_Binks 8 years ago
What if... your favorite food is a Golden Apple? The kind in Norse Myth. ∞-10=∞. Simple math.

qwerty2012ish 9 years ago
So press this button to either commit suicide or ban yourself from your favorite food? What?

Morgan J. Caola 13 years ago
Who the fuck would press this

BerryLoveBerry 5 years ago
Never press that button
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SilentJill345 5 years ago
Please end me already.....I don't wanna be in this cruel world anymore!;o;

Little Miss Spiteful 8 years ago
Best suicide button EVER. 10/10 would an hero again

Kyra Thomas 13 years ago
I'd be dead in an hour

AcidXxRayne 5 years ago
same
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Timjfarmer 9 years ago
Why would I do this I get my fav food alot

Amazingpieguy 9 years ago
Mmmm this mango is delicio- *drops dead*

Da_kokonut01 9 years ago
Hmm, ok, I got five years left to live. I know eat da kokonut. So now I should"ve died 5 years ago. I'm -5 years away from my death. Very interesting indeed...

FormalEnderman10 last year
FREE IMMORTALITY LETS GOOOOOO!!!!!

Creepering 10 years ago
I can already eat my favorite food whenever I want without shaving a decade of my life so...

tylercjbaker 10 years ago
Wtf 79% actually clicked the button

just sayan(pun) 11 years ago
just eat until 1 more bite and it is finished then give it to someone else does that count

KenWasHere21 9 years ago
It says if you eat it. It doesn't matter if you take the tiniest bite. You still technically ate it.

Pedro Sarquis Sanchez 13 years ago
I want a short life anyway

EvaBear 10 years ago
Because he wants a short life anyway
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TheDudeFromNL 9 years ago
All you can eat restaurants might save you the trouble of dying

gladiator2513 10 years ago
if you have money you could have it anytime you want anyways i why would you want that it would get so old so fast

beddie 3 years ago
hmm. i want a hot dog *dies*

Zedzedzedzedzed Zed 13 years ago
I already eat Doritos anytime I want. Who would want this.

knorrway 11 years ago
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Elliana 11 years ago
Huh???
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12tearoldboy 6 years ago
Buuut those are the worst years

Rbghost50 9 years ago
Jokes on the. I wanna die

ThePlopper 9 years ago
=( tears....

Pineleaf 10 years ago
22% of yall are idiots...

Bearacade 11 years ago
#SHRIMPforthewin

KittehCatteh 10 years ago
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3arakhe 12 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA "jackrabbit"

ragemaster5000 9 years ago
Finally a way to die faster

TheTrollerLord 5 years ago
I mean I have seen many terrible downsides, but this is just bull shit

Gabe Juhasz 13 years ago
but that is what junk food does anyway.

Gaboseries 10 years ago
Me going to die in a couple of minutes...

aalleexxiiss 10 years ago
Who would do that

AnimeFreak241 11 years ago
exactly

Autismus_prime 7 years ago
Im ded

Raymondtorres500000 11 years ago
I will press the button I will just pay money because i am not cheap i got Money floating all around me so what I'm saying is that I am rich I buy anything

BBBAAACCCOOONNN 10 years ago
My favorite food makes me live 69 years more

iamnoone 9 years ago
My favorite food doesn't cost that much that I'll need to give my life away

Jaeger Bombastic619 10 years ago
What the fuck? That's so not worth it.

Cheeese 2 years ago
my favorite food that adds a decade of my life

Kill4money213 12 years ago
Get food, sell it, profit

Nithan9000 11 years ago
I'm gonna die in a second :|

MudkipFan2020 6 years ago
so i can only eat 12 burgers at the max no

Jelsa 9 years ago
I'm very young I want to live

IAmYourAngelOfMusic 10 years ago
No way

Keithedoodles 11 years ago
Why did 6047 people press this!?!?!??!?!?

m thanks 10 years ago
What if your favorite food is 20 years of life

tydickson 11 years ago
Ty Dickson

DystopianResident 9 years ago
Sell them. Ask for it and before you take a bite sell for money.

McSwaggyPants 10 years ago
Just buy it from the store.

Veer 5 years ago
Can it be fictional foods? If so I’ll just draw a sketch for a food that adds 10 YESSS to your life

Sandy Chung 13 years ago
tacos are less than a dollar anyway
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