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22164 (21%) people have pressed this button, while 84694 (79%) did not.

You will become a successful game journalist

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You will die of natural causes at the age of 34

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coolerdogpond12 3 years ago

man getting to 50 comments is taking so long. thnaks for posting cool button press!!!!!!!!!

coolerdogpond12 3 years ago

I GOT 50 COMMENTS WITH THAT! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

deadgamer 11 years ago

what if your above the age of 34?

LeftTesticleOfKrom 10 years ago

By the power of the left testicle from krom, I shall land you the power to become purple penis the 3rd

SerenityJayne 6 years ago

Who wants to be a game journalist lol

Rockhardabs 5 years ago

My exact thoughts.

juhpeli 6 years ago

Gg

Jared Murphy 13 years ago

...Who would want to be a journalist?

JazzimoX 9 years ago

I get to record my times playing video games AND I get to die!? nope

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Metazoxan 9 years ago

Being a game journalist is not so desireable taht I"d want an early death

RedVexeD 10 years ago

Not worth such an early death, and since I'm already 29 that"d be a really short career.

idiot_99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 6 years ago

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Mr Medical 11 years ago

I don't want to be and old medical anyway. Then they would have to call me GrandpaMedical

devilsadvocate689 6 years ago

I would rather be a news journalist and find out why I died at the age of 34

stevenquartzuniverse0205 9 years ago

who wants to be a journalist?!? I wanna be a artist!

ghostxsniper 11 years ago

F### no

toastymcstuffins 12 years ago

lol "gaming journalism"

Justin_boi_67 10 years ago

I don't want to be a fucking journalist I want to be a nuaraligist

Floofula 3 years ago

To find out more, look up rule 34

MCFan35 11 years ago

I DON'T WANNA DIE CUZ I'LL DIE IN DER YEAR ***** (BLOCKED OUT 4 SECURITY REAONS M8)

Markithias 11 years ago

I pressed NO because I do not want to die at age 34!

PowDaddyCow 9 years ago

journalists dont pay good for shit bro, fuck no

JVMoney1738 10 years ago

How about NO

Roxiesboy 11 years ago

The 34 Rule again, eh?

hitman21 10 years ago

who wants to be a journalist I want kids and grandkids

ThePaulDude 6 years ago

No way I'm pressing this...I'm only 32.

ThatTacoDude 11 years ago

Idc about that job

KaiFox 9 years ago

Yeah screw that shit

Serraxas 11 years ago

There comes a point where pursuing your dreams becomes impractical. I'd say dying for it is pretty much past that point. Put the button down and keep your hands where I can see them, son.

tydickson 11 years ago

Ty Dickson

PlatinumAgent89 10 years ago

What if you are older already?

Penguins_HD 11 years ago

The fuck is a journalist

Kitt 11 years ago

You people fail to realize that you die at 34, meaning you don't die BEFORE that. Sure, I'm a journalist, but I can also do whatever I want without dying.

MohamedMoatasem 9 years ago

Bruh

Live to die 11 years ago

Bored

bbygngrndth 10 years ago

Who the fuck would want to die at 34 for even their dream job?

Hans Lindhardt JÃ¸rgensen 13 years ago

what if you are older than 34 when you press it? do you then have to live untill you are 134?

CooperSocks 11 years ago

a successful what? is that a dream of somebody's? Maybe we don't know who they are because they keep dying at 34...

RSO 11 years ago

Nah not today

bubblechaser123 10 years ago

Nope.

TrueMisfit 11 years ago

Not cutting my life off by 10-ish years.

xx_BRONYSLAYER2010_xx last year

i'm already dead at 34. #deathand pain

Edo43 8 years ago

I hate sports

Eddiemate 11 years ago

Don't like either

DisneyFanatic7 10 years ago

I'm likely to die at that age anyways, so why not?

Scorcher9099 10 years ago

no i want to live my whole life.this is stupid

Cora_Blackthorn 12 years ago

I would want to be a journalist.

MrSeanabraham1 11 years ago

Nope. (Undertale Reffrence)

3ogdy 9 years ago

Who wouldn't want to be dead by thirty.

25bbundy 10 years ago

journalist

SomeoneRandom 11 years ago

Not becoming a journalist EVER

SJAZ 6 years ago

at the rate I'm going i won't make to 29

devomley 11 years ago

im 13 i got plenty of time!

VaporeonLuver 10 years ago

I wanna b a YouTuber. Not a journalist!

Oshmigoshi 10 years ago

NO DOWNSIDE TO SAYING NO MAN

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