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You will become a successful game journalist
but
You will die of natural causes at the age of 34
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coolerdogpond12last year
man getting to 50 comments is taking so long. thnaks for posting cool button press!!!!!!!!!

coolerdogpond12last year
I GOT 50 COMMENTS WITH THAT! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

deadgamer9 years ago
what if your above the age of 34?

LeftTesticleOfKrom8 years ago
By the power of the left testicle from krom, I shall land you the power to become purple penis the 3rd

SerenityJayne4 years ago
Who wants to be a game journalist lol

Rockhardabs4 years ago
My exact thoughts.

juhpeli5 years ago
Gg

Jared Murphy12 years ago
...Who would want to be a journalist?

JazzimoX8 years ago
I get to record my times playing video games AND I get to die!? nope
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Metazoxan8 years ago
Being a game journalist is not so desireable taht I"d want an early death

RedVexeD8 years ago
Not worth such an early death, and since I'm already 29 that"d be a really short career.

idiot_999999999999999999999999999999999999999999994 years ago
error 404: doWnside not found

Mr Medical9 years ago
I don't want to be and old medical anyway. Then they would have to call me GrandpaMedical

hitman219 years ago
who wants to be a journalist I want kids and grandkids

ThePaulDude5 years ago
No way I'm pressing this...I'm only 32.

ThatTacoDude9 years ago
Idc about that job

Serraxas9 years ago
There comes a point where pursuing your dreams becomes impractical. I'd say dying for it is pretty much past that point. Put the button down and keep your hands where I can see them, son.

KaiFox8 years ago
Yeah screw that shit

PlatinumAgent899 years ago
What if you are older already?

tydickson10 years ago
Ty Dickson

Penguins_HD9 years ago
The fuck is a journalist

MohamedMoatasem7 years ago
Bruh

Kitt9 years ago
You people fail to realize that you die at 34, meaning you don't die BEFORE that. Sure, I'm a journalist, but I can also do whatever I want without dying.

Live to die10 years ago
Bored

bbygngrndth9 years ago
Who the fuck would want to die at 34 for even their dream job?

Hans Lindhardt Jørgensen12 years ago
what if you are older than 34 when you press it? do you then have to live untill you are 134?

CooperSocks9 years ago
a successful what? is that a dream of somebody's? Maybe we don't know who they are because they keep dying at 34...

RSO9 years ago
Nah not today

TrueMisfit10 years ago
Not cutting my life off by 10-ish years.

bubblechaser1239 years ago
Nope.

Edo437 years ago
I hate sports

DisneyFanatic78 years ago
I'm likely to die at that age anyways, so why not?

Eddiemate10 years ago
Don't like either

Scorcher90999 years ago
no i want to live my whole life.this is stupid

Cora_Blackthorn11 years ago
I would want to be a journalist.

MrSeanabraham19 years ago
Nope. (Undertale Reffrence)

3ogdy8 years ago
Who wouldn't want to be dead by thirty.

25bbundy8 years ago
journalist

SomeoneRandom9 years ago
Not becoming a journalist EVER

SJAZ5 years ago
at the rate I'm going i won't make to 29

VaporeonLuver8 years ago
I wanna b a YouTuber. Not a journalist!

devomley10 years ago
im 13 i got plenty of time!

Oshmigoshi9 years ago
NO DOWNSIDE TO SAYING NO MAN

exmawsh11 years ago
Why would you want to be a game journalist?

ohhhhhh3 years ago
life is life

pressmedont1239 years ago
That means I'll die in 2019 so no

GavinMayhew7 years ago
What is a game journalist

Lolahobday9 years ago
Nope no ow hell no!!!

Pi-3-14159268 years ago
Iris West said she got bored of journalism😂

fire king10 years ago
I don't have a crush

Boone Formhals12 years ago
this would be cool, you could tell everyone when you are going to die.

zaynsterlovesniall9 years ago
I'm not dying at a young at a young a young age because I'm not missing out on Louis saying daddy cool

devilsadvocate6895 years ago
I would rather be a news journalist and find out why I died at the age of 34

ghostxsniper10 years ago
F### no

stevenquartzuniverse02058 years ago
who wants to be a journalist?!? I wanna be a artist!
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