Will You Press The Button?

Arealltheisernamestaken8 years ago

The love of my life is a dog, if it lives to 42 then that"s hella awesome for a dog

Tigerlaw gaming9 years ago

what if the love of your life is 43??????

Jesus-Christ5 months ago

she will go to heaven :) you will not

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CryoStep8 years ago

Man, I like being in perfect healthy

HBPencil7 years ago

Me too, it’s always enjoyable when you’re in perfectly health

Minigremlin9 years ago

I suddenly love Justin beiber.mwahahahaha

Jesus-Christ5 months ago

🙏❤️

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loll7 years ago

my love would be a 3ds and it would have battery power for 42 years, FUCK YEAH!

LeafysSon5 years ago

This not only has one loophole, but TWO. 1. This poorly worded so it sounds like you both die at the same time, meaning... You"re 50 years older than your partner? So why"d you care about her dying if you die too? 2. What if you don't have a partner?

3ogdy8 years ago

Love of my life, You"ve hurt me, Broken my heart, And now I'll watch you, Die looking at me, And repeat that Carlsberg. Probably the best killer in the world

Zi_5 years ago

The guilt you will have to live with tho

IHateTrained4 years ago

‘perfect health’ meaning your perfect mental state isn’t interrupted by such trauma or guilt, you are in perfect health after all.

Mikaela Karina Laderas12 years ago

wat if i had no love of my life. 3ds's can't die

KindlyKitKit2 years ago

I love my Nintendo 3ds

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YellowBear9 years ago

I dont have a love of my life

TheAnnoying Bat9 years ago

LOL I cheated the system Immortality my friend.

Donnie Wayne Moreland12 years ago

I'd rather it be the other way around

fyjuul9 years ago

same tbh

Anthony SC Cappel-West12 years ago

I'd still live a long time, so it's worth it.

Renan14029 years ago

WTF is wrong with you

Skyrim lover9 years ago

well um the thing i love is my xbox sooo i loose power i hate myself

lukalukann3 years ago

It doesn't mean we were together

restoboxer10 years ago

i dont wanna get old haha

Psycho3338 years ago

I am forever alone anyway

GearPistol6 years ago

Heartless

Ethan Rutherford12 years ago

92 is too young for me.

GameMastervz9 years ago

nope

europeanonion9 years ago

I don't want a partner.

nobody279 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

Memanator7 years ago

I have no love

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

TheCreepyChild9 years ago

Opisite of what I want... I want to die.

habiv10 years ago

Um no that's pretty harsh

SonicBroderbundFanDrinkBleachXDZakstuntsFOREVER9 years ago

This is like saying that you can have a powerful Xbox One but the performance will die slowly in 3 days. Who wants that?

A Undertale Fan9 years ago

in my family on my mums side we live long are oldest member was 100 something (Not the oldest person btw)

FireStar0807 years ago

I have no ‘love of my life.’

maxenflaxen9 years ago

ops accedenntaly clicked the button

CaresX7 years ago

what if i fall in love with a women that is 43

sigil-of-omega4 years ago

she gets smited by button magic

SummerBlank9 years ago

I'll just live with the love of my life until she's 43 then I'll press the button and glitch the downside.

Tardisflyer8 years ago

Love them once they"re 43

ElectroScale9 years ago

I don't have a 'love of my life'

Jesus-Christ5 months ago

I died for you're sins

JamieCorran10 years ago

well... this one doesn't really work when the love of your life has already passed at half that age........................

Alex1313129 years ago

22% of ppl have no <3

Loopiloop6 years ago

Being capped at 92 by our current medical development rate? No thanks.

Danyael11 years ago

no, just no

DerpyKitten8 years ago

I don't have a love life. Downside people?

117 years ago

Only 92?

Bernard Green12 years ago

92 won't even be that old for my generation. This is stupid.

DonnaAndTheDoctor9 years ago

i wont press any button that means that pepole will die for me

Pizzascripters9 years ago

I'm already healthy skrubs

WorshipTheButton9 years ago

I do not have a love

Anotherpieceoftrash10 years ago

tttttttttttyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

meowpeanutbutter8 years ago

I'm not getting married till 43 then

a-cat5 years ago

HAHA JOKES ON YOU I LOVE MYSE-

sigil-of-omega4 years ago

[a-cat tried to pull a selfcest and got smited for it]

asdguy0010 years ago

No upside:I dont want love and all of my ancestors lived up to around 100 years old.All of my great-grandparents are in perfect health. Say a bigger number.

ofpgrimm1028 years ago

i would rather die with my lover so fuuuck you

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