Love of my life,
You"ve hurt me,
Broken my heart,
And now I'll watch you,
Die looking at me,
And repeat that
Carlsberg.
Probably the best killer in the world
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LeafysSon6 years ago
This not only has one loophole, but TWO.
1. This poorly worded so it sounds like you both die at the same time, meaning... You"re 50 years older than your partner? So why"d you care about her dying if you die too?
2. What if you don't have a partner?
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Zi_7 years ago
The guilt you will have to live with tho
IHateTrained5 years ago
‘perfect health’ meaning your perfect mental state isn’t interrupted by such trauma or guilt, you are in perfect health after all.
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YellowBear11 years ago
I dont have a love of my life
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TheAnnoying Bat11 years ago
LOL I cheated the system Immortality my friend.
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Donnie Wayne Moreland13 years ago
I'd rather it be the other way around
fyjuul11 years ago
same tbh
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Anthony SC Cappel-West13 years ago
I'd still live a long time, so it's worth it.
Renan140211 years ago
WTF is wrong with you
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habiv12 years ago
Um no that's pretty harsh
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A Undertale Fan11 years ago
in my family on my mums side we live long are oldest member was 100 something (Not the oldest person btw)
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FireStar0808 years ago
I have no ‘love of my life.’
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SonicBroderbundFanDrinkBleachXDZakstuntsFOREVER10 years ago
This is like saying that you can have a powerful Xbox One but the performance will die slowly in 3 days. Who wants that?
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CaresX9 years ago
what if i fall in love with a women that is 43
sigil-of-omega6 years ago
she gets smited by button magic
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SummerBlank10 years ago
I'll just live with the love of my life until she's 43 then I'll press the button and glitch the downside.
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maxenflaxen11 years ago
ops accedenntaly clicked the button
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ElectroScale11 years ago
I don't have a 'love of my life'
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Jesus-Christ2 years ago
I died for you're sins
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JamieCorran12 years ago
well... this one doesn't really work when the love of your life has already passed at half that age........................
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Tardisflyer9 years ago
Love them once they"re 43
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Loopiloop8 years ago
Being capped at 92 by our current medical development rate? No thanks.
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Danyael12 years ago
no, just no
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DerpyKitten10 years ago
I don't have a love life. Downside people?
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Alex13131211 years ago
22% of ppl have no <3
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DonnaAndTheDoctor10 years ago
i wont press any button that means that pepole will die for me
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Pizzascripters11 years ago
I'm already healthy skrubs
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119 years ago
Only 92?
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Bernard Green13 years ago
92 won't even be that old for my generation. This is stupid.
No upside:I dont want love and all of my ancestors lived up to around 100 years old.All of my great-grandparents are in perfect health. Say a bigger number.
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ofpgrimm1029 years ago
i would rather die with my lover so fuuuck you
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a-cat6 years ago
HAHA JOKES ON YOU I LOVE MYSE-
sigil-of-omega6 years ago
[a-cat tried to pull a selfcest and got smited for it]
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Dick Fucker from Dirty village in slovak republic10 years ago
No downside fuckers
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AJ press11 years ago
I wanna live longer
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Mangomagmaman8 years ago
What if I never meet them?
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Kevin Wilcox13 years ago
No way! I don't want her to suffer!
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Sb7379 years ago
3ds can die their system inside might break
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SavagesAtWar10 years ago
Oh Fuck That
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MasochisticMidnight9 years ago
HA JOKE"S ON YOU, I"M FOREVER ALONE!
:(
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Beastacorn11 years ago
i want to die earlier than 94
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theofficialrcp2 years ago
i dont have a love of my life yet soooo
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Smug_Ass_Bun12 years ago
So are you telling me that that friendzoning bitch is dying at the age of 42 slowly and careful,IM IN!
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