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22944 (23%) people have pressed this button, while 75260 (77%) did not.
You will be in perfect healthy and die peacefully in your sleep at the ripe age of 92
but
The love of your life will die a slow, painful death at the age of 42.
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Arealltheisernamestaken 9 years ago
The love of my life is a dog, if it lives to 42 then that"s hella awesome for a dog

GoblinMan 8 months ago
so you want to have sex with the dog. is that what your saying?

Tigerlaw gaming 11 years ago
what if the love of your life is 43??????

Jesus-Christ 2 years ago
she will go to heaven :) you will not
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CryoStep 9 years ago
Man, I like being in perfect healthy

HBPencil 8 years ago
Me too, it’s always enjoyable when you’re in perfectly health

Minigremlin 10 years ago
I suddenly love Justin beiber.mwahahahaha

Jesus-Christ 2 years ago
🙏❤️
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loll 9 years ago
my love would be a 3ds and it would have battery power for 42 years, FUCK YEAH!

Mikaela Karina Laderas 13 years ago
wat if i had no love of my life. 3ds's can't die

KindlyKitKit 4 years ago
I love my Nintendo 3ds
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3ogdy 9 years ago
Love of my life, You"ve hurt me, Broken my heart, And now I'll watch you, Die looking at me, And repeat that Carlsberg. Probably the best killer in the world

LeafysSon 6 years ago
This not only has one loophole, but TWO. 1. This poorly worded so it sounds like you both die at the same time, meaning... You"re 50 years older than your partner? So why"d you care about her dying if you die too? 2. What if you don't have a partner?

Zi_ 7 years ago
The guilt you will have to live with tho

IHateTrained 5 years ago
‘perfect health’ meaning your perfect mental state isn’t interrupted by such trauma or guilt, you are in perfect health after all.

YellowBear 11 years ago
I dont have a love of my life

TheAnnoying Bat 11 years ago
LOL I cheated the system Immortality my friend.

Donnie Wayne Moreland 13 years ago
I'd rather it be the other way around

fyjuul 11 years ago
same tbh

Anthony SC Cappel-West 13 years ago
I'd still live a long time, so it's worth it.

Renan1402 11 years ago
WTF is wrong with you

habiv 12 years ago
Um no that's pretty harsh

A Undertale Fan 11 years ago
in my family on my mums side we live long are oldest member was 100 something (Not the oldest person btw)

FireStar080 8 years ago
I have no ‘love of my life.’

SonicBroderbundFanDrinkBleachXDZakstuntsFOREVER 10 years ago
This is like saying that you can have a powerful Xbox One but the performance will die slowly in 3 days. Who wants that?

CaresX 9 years ago
what if i fall in love with a women that is 43

sigil-of-omega 6 years ago
she gets smited by button magic

SummerBlank 10 years ago
I'll just live with the love of my life until she's 43 then I'll press the button and glitch the downside.

maxenflaxen 11 years ago
ops accedenntaly clicked the button

ElectroScale 11 years ago
I don't have a 'love of my life'

Jesus-Christ 2 years ago
I died for you're sins

JamieCorran 12 years ago
well... this one doesn't really work when the love of your life has already passed at half that age........................

Tardisflyer 9 years ago
Love them once they"re 43

Loopiloop 8 years ago
Being capped at 92 by our current medical development rate? No thanks.

Danyael 12 years ago
no, just no

DerpyKitten 10 years ago
I don't have a love life. Downside people?

Alex131312 11 years ago
22% of ppl have no <3

DonnaAndTheDoctor 10 years ago
i wont press any button that means that pepole will die for me

Pizzascripters 11 years ago
I'm already healthy skrubs

11 9 years ago
Only 92?

Bernard Green 13 years ago
92 won't even be that old for my generation. This is stupid.

fteomom 7 months ago
我沒有摯友

Anotherpieceoftrash 11 years ago
tttttttttttyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

meowpeanutbutter 9 years ago
I'm not getting married till 43 then

WorshipTheButton 11 years ago
I do not have a love

asdguy00 12 years ago
No upside:I dont want love and all of my ancestors lived up to around 100 years old.All of my great-grandparents are in perfect health. Say a bigger number.

ofpgrimm102 9 years ago
i would rather die with my lover so fuuuck you

a-cat 6 years ago
HAHA JOKES ON YOU I LOVE MYSE-

sigil-of-omega 6 years ago
[a-cat tried to pull a selfcest and got smited for it]

Dick Fucker from Dirty village in slovak republic 10 years ago
No downside fuckers

AJ press 11 years ago
I wanna live longer

Mangomagmaman 8 years ago
What if I never meet them?

Kevin Wilcox 13 years ago
No way! I don't want her to suffer!

Sb737 9 years ago
3ds can die their system inside might break

SavagesAtWar 10 years ago
Oh Fuck That

MasochisticMidnight 9 years ago
HA JOKE"S ON YOU, I"M FOREVER ALONE! :(

Beastacorn 11 years ago
i want to die earlier than 94

theofficialrcp 2 years ago
i dont have a love of my life yet soooo

Smug_Ass_Bun 12 years ago
So are you telling me that that friendzoning bitch is dying at the age of 42 slowly and careful,IM IN!

PeetaFangirlForever 11 years ago
Umm anime won't die
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