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You will be in perfect healthy and die peacefully in your sleep at the ripe age of 92
but
The love of your life will die a slow, painful death at the age of 42.
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Arealltheisernamestaken 9 years ago
The love of my life is a dog, if it lives to 42 then that"s hella awesome for a dog

GoblinMan 9 months ago
so you want to have sex with the dog. is that what your saying?

Tigerlaw gaming 11 years ago
what if the love of your life is 43??????

Jesus-Christ 2 years ago
she will go to heaven :) you will not
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CryoStep 10 years ago
Man, I like being in perfect healthy

HBPencil 9 years ago
Me too, it’s always enjoyable when you’re in perfectly health

Minigremlin 10 years ago
I suddenly love Justin beiber.mwahahahaha

Jesus-Christ 2 years ago
🙏❤️
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loll 9 years ago
my love would be a 3ds and it would have battery power for 42 years, FUCK YEAH!

Mikaela Karina Laderas 13 years ago
wat if i had no love of my life. 3ds's can't die

KindlyKitKit 4 years ago
I love my Nintendo 3ds
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3ogdy 9 years ago
Love of my life, You"ve hurt me, Broken my heart, And now I'll watch you, Die looking at me, And repeat that Carlsberg. Probably the best killer in the world

LeafysSon 6 years ago
This not only has one loophole, but TWO. 1. This poorly worded so it sounds like you both die at the same time, meaning... You"re 50 years older than your partner? So why"d you care about her dying if you die too? 2. What if you don't have a partner?

Zi_ 7 years ago
The guilt you will have to live with tho

IHateTrained 6 years ago
‘perfect health’ meaning your perfect mental state isn’t interrupted by such trauma or guilt, you are in perfect health after all.

YellowBear 11 years ago
I dont have a love of my life

TheAnnoying Bat 11 years ago
LOL I cheated the system Immortality my friend.

Donnie Wayne Moreland 13 years ago
I'd rather it be the other way around

fyjuul 11 years ago
same tbh

Anthony SC Cappel-West 13 years ago
I'd still live a long time, so it's worth it.

Renan1402 11 years ago
WTF is wrong with you

WorshipTheButton 11 years ago
I do not have a love

fteomom 7 months ago
我沒有摯友

Anotherpieceoftrash 11 years ago
tttttttttttyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

meowpeanutbutter 9 years ago
I'm not getting married till 43 then

a-cat 6 years ago
HAHA JOKES ON YOU I LOVE MYSE-

sigil-of-omega 6 years ago
[a-cat tried to pull a selfcest and got smited for it]

asdguy00 12 years ago
No upside:I dont want love and all of my ancestors lived up to around 100 years old.All of my great-grandparents are in perfect health. Say a bigger number.

ofpgrimm102 9 years ago
i would rather die with my lover so fuuuck you

Dick Fucker from Dirty village in slovak republic 10 years ago
No downside fuckers

AJ press 11 years ago
I wanna live longer

Mangomagmaman 8 years ago
What if I never meet them?

Kevin Wilcox 13 years ago
No way! I don't want her to suffer!

Sb737 9 years ago
3ds can die their system inside might break

SavagesAtWar 11 years ago
Oh Fuck That

MasochisticMidnight 9 years ago
HA JOKE"S ON YOU, I"M FOREVER ALONE! :(

Beastacorn 11 years ago
i want to die earlier than 94

theofficialrcp 2 years ago
i dont have a love of my life yet soooo

Smug_Ass_Bun 12 years ago
So are you telling me that that friendzoning bitch is dying at the age of 42 slowly and careful,IM IN!

PeetaFangirlForever 11 years ago
Umm anime won't die

FROGU 8 years ago
I have no love

UnknownUser 12 years ago
I don't have a love of my life

Thispersonisweird 10 years ago
Wait;MY CAT"S LIFESPAN HAS INCREASED?

Thispersonisweird 10 years ago
#Foreveralone
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aronwitte 11 years ago
Nee i hate this

King_blop 9 years ago
One of my biggest fears is dying in my sleep

Onepawnch 10 years ago
Pokemon dont die they faint

BenjaminRockstar 9 years ago
I will kill myself alongside my loved one.

Icekirby 11 years ago
Why would I want to die at 92? In this day and age, people can live to 105 years or more.

atwoodjer 11 years ago
fuck that

AmyWilliams 11 years ago
42 is the meaning of life so they would keep on livin'.

TinyGod 5 years ago
*snickering aromantic*

I.AM.GOD 12 years ago
Most people in the comments say they sad no and now I'm here like "Is it really that bad a of a decision?"

YouTubeAddict 8 years ago
When did we meet and how long have we been together? This all matters.

Cian GeirSveinbjörn Mac Eoin 13 years ago
don't really have a love life now, and i'm 21 so it's not that big a price.

GamerYBR 10 years ago
R.I.P laptop, aged 42

TerkBazerk 11 years ago
Who da fuck would kill there love.

Driearestoll 11 years ago
I will not even closely press this button even if im around 20 years old and i dont have "love of youre life" cause it isnt wrote how correctly she will die. Maybe it will be cancer or one of the worst sickness thet even would be painfull for me.And by the... [Show full comment]

andy beirsack 11 years ago
i dont have a love of my life

WilIpressthebutton 9 years ago
I knew it
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