Love of my life,
You"ve hurt me,
Broken my heart,
And now I'll watch you,
Die looking at me,
And repeat that
Carlsberg.
Probably the best killer in the world
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LeafysSon6 years ago
This not only has one loophole, but TWO.
1. This poorly worded so it sounds like you both die at the same time, meaning... You"re 50 years older than your partner? So why"d you care about her dying if you die too?
2. What if you don't have a partner?
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Zi_7 years ago
The guilt you will have to live with tho
IHateTrained5 years ago
‘perfect health’ meaning your perfect mental state isn’t interrupted by such trauma or guilt, you are in perfect health after all.
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YellowBear11 years ago
I dont have a love of my life
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TheAnnoying Bat11 years ago
LOL I cheated the system Immortality my friend.
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Donnie Wayne Moreland13 years ago
I'd rather it be the other way around
fyjuul11 years ago
same tbh
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Anthony SC Cappel-West13 years ago
I'd still live a long time, so it's worth it.
Renan140211 years ago
WTF is wrong with you
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andy beirsack11 years ago
i dont have a love of my life
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WilIpressthebutton9 years ago
I knew it
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Driearestoll10 years ago
I will not even closely press this button even if im around 20 years old and i dont have "love of youre life" cause it isnt wrote how correctly she will die. Maybe it will be cancer or one of the worst sickness thet even would be painfull for me.And by the...[Show full comment]
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Wjames339 years ago
I will be in perfect healthy?
whenjohnsteindied9 years ago
YOU"LL BE IN A PILE OF FRUIT UR ENTIRE LIFE. HAVE FUN.
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tmerno11 years ago
find love of life, live with her from she is 18 to 42. then find new love of life, live with her from 18 to 42. then find new love of life and live with her til she is 40 and i die. she then dies 2 years later.
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Carletonlast year
My dearest one is my mother. I don't want her to be like this.
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Sarahjo11 years ago
not worth it T_T
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foxplays11 years ago
It's called medicine
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Mcalainaw8 years ago
Perfect healthy...?
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HeinrichHimmler12 years ago
wtf i dont want to live to be 92!!
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NicolinoWill10 years ago
But what if you want to be a centenarian?
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Taishoo-Kun8 years ago
where"s the upside????
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Ravenna10 years ago
I hate everyone so it doesn't matter
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iStrafe11 years ago
The love of my like is ma gay lover lol. So NOO!
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Cmg456710 years ago
I don't have a love of my life. Don't want one. No loss.
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LolHomestuckRules11 years ago
The love of my life is dead
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TheButton20179 years ago
I Will Cry If I Lose My Loves.
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cammelspit11 years ago
My wife is 26 so thats a good run right?
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YTBRSosyalEmre4 years ago
Its like a scam. You giving 92 years, but its 42.
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restoboxer12 years ago
im killing myself at 50 anyways xD
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animalIQ9 years ago
Jokes on you! The love of my life is non existent
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undertalestuff8 years ago
you people are demon
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Christiana Archer13 years ago
THIS IS CONTRADICTORY because if you would ever do that to some one you love, you don't actually love them.
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Uncookedham8710 years ago
I am a terrible person :)
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JeanBandit11 years ago
why wuld i let the love of my life die a slow death???
o wait....i dont have a love of my life "FOREVER ALONE!"
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MoonstarTehKitten10 years ago
I don't have a love of my life.
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dankmeme420blazeit11 years ago
I don't have a love of my life XD #DieAloneWithOnlyMyFriends
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CombativeGoal483399 years ago
By my epic rapping
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GoblinMan8 months ago
https://willyoupressthebutton.com/Z5NCWz7
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Bogga11 years ago
love is a figment of my imagination
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whenjohnsteindied9 years ago
last i checked, my laptop can't physically die...
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Tom the Crusader11 years ago
I don't mind if she dies at the age of 42 as long as it's just after I die at 92. Of course it might be awkward when I am aged in my fifties and sixties though.
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Dwarfbrother9 years ago
What if the love of your life is an animal that normally lives only a few years? Or even better, what if you don't love anyone? Then there would be no downside.
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BellaRoseKozzy 11 years ago
um no I will be lonely.
NOT like roommates!!
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Infinite_Ch4os12 years ago
I still have a chance of living that long anyways.
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