Will You Press The Button?

Arealltheisernamestaken8 years ago

The love of my life is a dog, if it lives to 42 then that"s hella awesome for a dog

Tigerlaw gaming10 years ago

what if the love of your life is 43??????

Jesus-Christ8 months ago

she will go to heaven :) you will not

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CryoStep8 years ago

Man, I like being in perfect healthy

HBPencil7 years ago

Me too, it’s always enjoyable when you’re in perfectly health

Minigremlin9 years ago

I suddenly love Justin beiber.mwahahahaha

Jesus-Christ8 months ago

🙏❤️

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loll8 years ago

my love would be a 3ds and it would have battery power for 42 years, FUCK YEAH!

LeafysSon5 years ago

This not only has one loophole, but TWO. 1. This poorly worded so it sounds like you both die at the same time, meaning... You"re 50 years older than your partner? So why"d you care about her dying if you die too? 2. What if you don't have a partner?

3ogdy8 years ago

Love of my life, You"ve hurt me, Broken my heart, And now I'll watch you, Die looking at me, And repeat that Carlsberg. Probably the best killer in the world

Zi_5 years ago

The guilt you will have to live with tho

IHateTrained4 years ago

‘perfect health’ meaning your perfect mental state isn’t interrupted by such trauma or guilt, you are in perfect health after all.

Mikaela Karina Laderas12 years ago

wat if i had no love of my life. 3ds's can't die

KindlyKitKit3 years ago

I love my Nintendo 3ds

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YellowBear9 years ago

I dont have a love of my life

TheAnnoying Bat10 years ago

LOL I cheated the system Immortality my friend.

Donnie Wayne Moreland12 years ago

I'd rather it be the other way around

fyjuul10 years ago

same tbh

Anthony SC Cappel-West12 years ago

I'd still live a long time, so it's worth it.

Renan14029 years ago

WTF is wrong with you

TheButton20178 years ago

I Will Cry If I Lose My Loves.

Cmg45679 years ago

I don't have a love of my life. Don't want one. No loss.

LolHomestuckRules10 years ago

The love of my life is dead

cammelspit9 years ago

My wife is 26 so thats a good run right?

YTBRSosyalEmre3 years ago

Its like a scam. You giving 92 years, but its 42.

restoboxer11 years ago

im killing myself at 50 anyways xD

animalIQ8 years ago

Jokes on you! The love of my life is non existent

undertalestuff7 years ago

you people are demon

Christiana Archer12 years ago

THIS IS CONTRADICTORY because if you would ever do that to some one you love, you don't actually love them.

Uncookedham879 years ago

I am a terrible person :)

JeanBandit9 years ago

why wuld i let the love of my life die a slow death??? o wait....i dont have a love of my life "FOREVER ALONE!"

MoonstarTehKitten9 years ago

I don't have a love of my life.

dankmeme420blazeit10 years ago

I don't have a love of my life XD #DieAloneWithOnlyMyFriends

CombativeGoal483397 years ago

By my epic rapping

Bogga10 years ago

love is a figment of my imagination

whenjohnsteindied8 years ago

last i checked, my laptop can't physically die...

Tom the Crusader9 years ago

I don't mind if she dies at the age of 42 as long as it's just after I die at 92. Of course it might be awkward when I am aged in my fifties and sixties though.

Dwarfbrother8 years ago

What if the love of your life is an animal that normally lives only a few years? Or even better, what if you don't love anyone? Then there would be no downside.

BellaRoseKozzy 9 years ago

um no I will be lonely. NOT like roommates!!

Infinite_Ch4os11 years ago

I still have a chance of living that long anyways.

Master17 years ago

Says peacefully life, thats a lil harsh

Mahziel Light12 years ago

I'm 93

jjones3189 years ago

I LOVE JUSTIN BEAVER THEN

YouJustWastedYourTimeReadingMyLongUsername9 years ago

say you love justin beiber

goodman10 years ago

Screw you gay for pay

Skyrim lover9 years ago

well um the thing i love is my xbox sooo i loose power i hate myself

lukalukann3 years ago

It doesn't mean we were together

restoboxer11 years ago

i dont wanna get old haha

Psycho3338 years ago

I am forever alone anyway

GameMastervz9 years ago

nope

GearPistol7 years ago

Heartless

Ethan Rutherford12 years ago

92 is too young for me.

Memanator7 years ago

I have no love

europeanonion9 years ago

I don't want a partner.

nobody2710 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

TheCreepyChild9 years ago

Opisite of what I want... I want to die.

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

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