Love of my life,
You"ve hurt me,
Broken my heart,
And now I'll watch you,
Die looking at me,
And repeat that
Carlsberg.
Probably the best killer in the world
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LeafysSon6 years ago
This not only has one loophole, but TWO.
1. This poorly worded so it sounds like you both die at the same time, meaning... You"re 50 years older than your partner? So why"d you care about her dying if you die too?
2. What if you don't have a partner?
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Zi_7 years ago
The guilt you will have to live with tho
IHateTrained6 years ago
‘perfect health’ meaning your perfect mental state isn’t interrupted by such trauma or guilt, you are in perfect health after all.
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YellowBear11 years ago
I dont have a love of my life
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TheAnnoying Bat11 years ago
LOL I cheated the system Immortality my friend.
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Donnie Wayne Moreland13 years ago
I'd rather it be the other way around
fyjuul11 years ago
same tbh
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Anthony SC Cappel-West13 years ago
I'd still live a long time, so it's worth it.
Renan140211 years ago
WTF is wrong with you
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Kevin Wilcox13 years ago
No way! I don't want her to suffer!
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Dick Fucker from Dirty village in slovak republic10 years ago
No downside fuckers
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AJ press11 years ago
I wanna live longer
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Mangomagmaman8 years ago
What if I never meet them?
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SavagesAtWar11 years ago
Oh Fuck That
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Sb7379 years ago
3ds can die their system inside might break
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theofficialrcp2 years ago
i dont have a love of my life yet soooo
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Smug_Ass_Bun12 years ago
So are you telling me that that friendzoning bitch is dying at the age of 42 slowly and careful,IM IN!
Why would I want to die at 92? In this day and age, people can live to 105 years or more.
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atwoodjer11 years ago
fuck that
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AmyWilliams11 years ago
42 is the meaning of life so they would keep on livin'.
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TinyGod5 years ago
*snickering aromantic*
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I.AM.GOD12 years ago
Most people in the comments say they sad no and now I'm here like "Is it really that bad a of a decision?"
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YouTubeAddict8 years ago
When did we meet and how long have we been together? This all matters.
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Cian GeirSveinbjörn Mac Eoin13 years ago
don't really have a love life now, and i'm 21 so it's not that big a price.
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GamerYBR10 years ago
R.I.P laptop, aged 42
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TerkBazerk11 years ago
Who da fuck would kill there love.
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Driearestoll11 years ago
I will not even closely press this button even if im around 20 years old and i dont have "love of youre life" cause it isnt wrote how correctly she will die. Maybe it will be cancer or one of the worst sickness thet even would be painfull for me.And by the...[Show full comment]
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andy beirsack11 years ago
i dont have a love of my life
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WilIpressthebutton9 years ago
I knew it
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Carletonlast year
My dearest one is my mother. I don't want her to be like this.
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Sarahjo12 years ago
not worth it T_T
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Wjames339 years ago
I will be in perfect healthy?
whenjohnsteindied9 years ago
YOU"LL BE IN A PILE OF FRUIT UR ENTIRE LIFE. HAVE FUN.
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tmerno11 years ago
find love of life, live with her from she is 18 to 42. then find new love of life, live with her from 18 to 42. then find new love of life and live with her til she is 40 and i die. she then dies 2 years later.
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