Will You Press The Button?

You didn't press

The Button

31228 (33%) 64800 (67%)

31228 (33%) people have pressed this button, while 64800 (67%) did not.

You can become a successful drug dealer and make millions of dollars and never have to worry about law enforcement

but

The love of your life will get killed by the police since they can't touch you

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Waffle_Wumbo9 years ago

Wow 33% people want to be a drug dealer GREAT FICKING JOB HUMANS

The_rapt0r3 years ago

with a 100% chance of success, and only 1 consequence

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Paulriviera9 years ago

What if the love of my life pressed the same button as me?

Theuglydollking7 years ago

*Vsauce music plays*

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Waffle_Wumbo9 years ago

Wow 33% people want to be a drug dealer GREAT FICKING JOB HUMANS

TheoLerma8 years ago

How breaking bad of them.

Kittenclaw8 years ago

Jokes on you, the love of my life isn't even real!

AstronomerO88 years ago

I haven't met the love of my life. So really I'm losing nothing.

Waffle_Wumbo9 years ago

Wow 33% people want to be a drug dealer GREAT FICKING JOB HUMANS

Sasusaku7 years ago

Could you stop posting the same thing over and over again

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lolzman20009 years ago

lol i dont even have a true love so i dont give a ****

Mason Eppert12 years ago

Money cannot buy happiness, but I would much rather cry in my Ferrari than in my bed

TheShrugg7 years ago

Money cannot buy happiness but it can buy tacobell and its basically the same thing

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Supr33mReplaiar9 years ago

first: i'd make the love of my life also a criminal with me so she cant be touched either.

dinolord sonic9 years ago

me too

Aeirohide_Prime8 years ago

THE LOVE OF MY LIFE IS A FICTIONAL ROBOT THAT CANNOT BE KILLED NO MATTER HOW HARD ANY ONE TRIES!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

SherlockH-221B8 years ago

I don't love anyone. Loophole: found.

IMAGENIUS8 years ago

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Lunaticfail9 years ago

I don't have a lover

TheGuyThatResponded7 years ago

I already get millions of dollars by doing this Jk

TheGuyThatResponded7 years ago

This was a joke I don't do this.

123nbahal8 years ago

I'm asexual.

FindTheLoophole8 years ago

I'm grayromantic XD no but seriously I am

Collum8 years ago

Jokes on you I dont have a love of my live

Angelina Paez12 years ago

Jokes on you the love of my life isn't real!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago

*asexuals chuckling*

FreenixChenlast year

Does New Mexico count as Mexico?

FreenixChenlast year

I entered the wrong comment. How can I delete it?

marineC19 years ago

Dahm tumbler

Another Lesson In Hate9 years ago

I would have pressed it if it said "everyone in Mexico" instead of "you".

Icode18 years ago

who thought this was a good idea

Kawaii Quilava9 years ago

Why would I want to be a drug dealer anyway?

datboi4274 years ago

i dont like drugs

Danyael11 years ago

no and no

XxX_getrekt_XxX9 years ago

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jshaw717 years ago

Nope

Natalie Baber12 years ago

Bribe the police to not kill your love? XD

ThePaulDude9 years ago

Breaking bad much?

creepershane9 years ago

No I can't live without senpie

Dman-in-mn7 years ago

I don't have a love of my life

DisWebsiteIsShit9 years ago

Whatever. The love of my life is an anime character,so,Fuck the police. I'm pressing it.

Mckenzei8 years ago

I don't want to be a drug dealer thank you.

wownoway9 years ago

ha I am not marriedðŸ˜Š

gaysexhaver1111112 years ago

i love gay sex

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

Purpleleahp9 years ago

down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close you eyes and make a wish Now paste this into 15 comments and your wish will come tru Hurry you have 20 minutes or the oppisite of your wish will happen. That moment when this is the only thing you see.

Tesla026 years ago

The police are assholes in this universe

Gale Boetticher12 years ago

I wish this would've happened, it sucks how things played out.

Samurai_bat9 years ago

Horrible person or half decent human being I wonder which to pick...

qwertywarrior9 years ago

I could just buy sex.

zhou20120904last year

i dont have the love of my life now lol

Domixss9 years ago

Ahh.. cuoldn't press it.. my love is more important than other shit Martyna if you are reading dis i love uuu <3 :D

FindTheLoophole8 years ago

I honestly didn't want to press this button at first but the downside, lol.

Thinksmarter294 years ago

everyone try 2 love trump for the scumbag he is and press the button

Mystori11 years ago

What if the love of my life is me .-.

DirtOfTheGods8 years ago

My new love used to be my biggest enemy

booooo99 years ago

law enforcement protction and compensation

Dark Necromancer 309 years ago

I would die for Emma. No.

FRND9 years ago

So they would shoot my money? :(

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