Will You Press The Button?

PeelyPleasurer3 months ago

RogueS137 years ago Loophole #1: If you can cure cancer with a touch, just touch yourself. Lloophole #2: If you HAVE to die to cancer, as long as you touch yourself you will be immortal.

Reach !9 years ago

touch myself

maggot4564 months ago

mando fortnite end your life, you serve ZERO purpose you shoud KILL YOURSELF NOW!!!!

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Winter648 years ago

finally, a good reason to fap.

DARKARES4 years ago

I like how this guy is thinking

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Lucas Lacerda12 years ago

Does this mean I'll need to touch myself for the rest of my life?

Dj-dan2 years ago

Yaaa!

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AxolotlNarwhal8 years ago

I'll touch myself. That came out wrong

maggot4564 months ago

glory to the ccp

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NewHappyRabbit8 years ago

I'll simply cure myself...

Ryan Lawrence12 years ago

Die of cancer? so you could shoot yourself in the head and just walk it off?

EyvindrDamboise7 years ago

Sounds like Deadpool

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Mark Johnson12 years ago

*touches myself*

Noxem8 years ago

*becomes sticky*

Will Chaseling12 years ago

It never said how soon I die of cancer...

belle297 years ago

yes

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Lucas Greenslade12 years ago

Give myself to scientists to be studied. Forever be the guy that made a cure for cancer possible. Immortalised in history. Legacy>Life

marycrackers4 years ago

its probably gonna be sold at a stupidly high price so only the rich can afford it

Cat Virgo12 years ago

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. I can live with this decision. :)

IosCrafterIC7 years ago

they didnt say we cant cure ourselves..

Macey Minions9 years ago

id kill myself for millions of people

The Fallen Anglish9 years ago

Moneyyy

pridesc219 years ago

I would touch myself before I die I would be cured..

meatloave6 months ago

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Masteridiot2.010 years ago

Sorry but Im selfish XD

DaffodilSum67888 years ago

well, at least i would have saved someone...

Annabeth Chase12 years ago

cure myself?

marycrackers4 years ago

So whenever you get cancer just... poke yourself or something. Keep curing your own cancer till your ready to go and start curing children with cancer.

Donderpants10 years ago

Didn't say when. Could be when I'm 100. All this means is that it's unlikely that I'll die young, if I live to the point where getting cancer is likely.

NMNyx8 years ago

You could be immortal if you just touch yourself (insert Lenny face here) every time you get cancer.

robbazviking 219 years ago

touch yourself

SabF2411 years ago

The world would plunge in to chaos if there was a cure for cancer...

Killmeplz9 years ago

Where's the downside?

V for vendetta9 years ago

How ironic *keckel atvthe matter*

StaddleStars7 years ago

I can cure myself.

HavocWreaker9 years ago

They never said when I'd die.

Ender flame9 years ago

I refuce to die

RogueS138 years ago

Loophole #1: If you can cure cancer with a touch, just touch yourself. Lloophole #2: If you HAVE to die to cancer, as long as you touch yourself you will be immortal.

Miku fan10 years ago

Poke yourself loop hole!

KuleBeenz8 years ago

I'll just touch myself... Wait... That did not come out right...

MR_BACON9 years ago

It doesn't mean you will die after healing someone or in an amount of time! Every one will die eventually!

Doomshroom5728 years ago

I could touch myself.

Button Mash12349 years ago

Touch myself. (NOT IN THAT WAY YOU PERVERTS)

Taker_of_Hells5 years ago

Boop

Llama love 10 years ago

Idk I've always wanted to no I've saved somebody's life

Scottieboy20209 years ago

WORTH IT!!! SO WORTH IT!!!

AnFbiAgent7 years ago

Touch EVERYTHING then die.

sweetsouthernsarcasm11 years ago

Then I'll touch myself. Giant loophole.

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