Will You Press The Button?

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RogueS137 years ago Loophole #1: If you can cure cancer with a touch, just touch yourself. Lloophole #2: If you HAVE to die to cancer, as long as you touch yourself you will be immortal.

Reach !9 years ago

touch myself

maggot4563 months ago

mando fortnite end your life, you serve ZERO purpose you shoud KILL YOURSELF NOW!!!!

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Winter648 years ago

finally, a good reason to fap.

DARKARES4 years ago

I like how this guy is thinking

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Lucas Lacerda12 years ago

Does this mean I'll need to touch myself for the rest of my life?

Dj-dan2 years ago

Yaaa!

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AxolotlNarwhal8 years ago

I'll touch myself. That came out wrong

maggot4563 months ago

glory to the ccp

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NewHappyRabbit8 years ago

I'll simply cure myself...

Ryan Lawrence12 years ago

Die of cancer? so you could shoot yourself in the head and just walk it off?

EyvindrDamboise7 years ago

Sounds like Deadpool

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Mark Johnson12 years ago

*touches myself*

Noxem7 years ago

*becomes sticky*

Will Chaseling12 years ago

It never said how soon I die of cancer...

belle297 years ago

yes

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Lucas Greenslade12 years ago

Give myself to scientists to be studied. Forever be the guy that made a cure for cancer possible. Immortalised in history. Legacy>Life

marycrackers4 years ago

its probably gonna be sold at a stupidly high price so only the rich can afford it

Cat Virgo12 years ago

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. I can live with this decision. :)

Gamity7 years ago

Once in a while I just need to touch myself and BOOM!! 👌

Almightycooke10 years ago

ha I see loopholes >:D

AaronHugsNKisses8 years ago

Touching yourself not to die? Is that sexual harassment

gagep_dot7 years ago

Lol I can just touch myself

Geoff Kidder12 years ago

Needs of the many. Plus it doesnt say how long I live until I die. I could probably make some money and fame for a while, curing cancer by touch... and people thinking Im Jesus hah

C90Vegitto9 years ago

Wow I can just save my self for ever

TNThacker20159 years ago

I can just touch myself forever

sweet sans9 years ago

Can't you just cut off a finger and keep poking yourself.......XD

XJI0112last year

touch myself and help others, what a great idea!

Zikolvines9 years ago

I will have an Auto-Cure with my Auto-Touch

DumbButtonPresser5928 years ago

just touch yourself every now and then no biggie

Jack_lele4 years ago

自摸

siriuslygeeky10 years ago

*sings cancer by MCR * I... may or may sing it every time i hear/ read the word cancer... then cry...

nathanlolley8 years ago

It"s cool, I'm already in the habit of "curing myself" at least twice a day

razorbloodboar9 years ago

I'll touch myself XD

NordicMan359 years ago

Sure ill cure ever one and it will only cost 150 bucks for a touch then ill give my money to my gf or my son or daughter. Then die.

Ave Productions9 years ago

at lease I am saving peoples lives.

Ltheawesome7 years ago

You do realize that you would have to touch everyone with cancer to cure them so it"s not that effective

stiegs11 years ago

If I can cure cancer with a touch, then when they tell me I have cancer and I will die, I'll be like "You think I'm gonna die? Well think again, MOFO!" And I'll touch the area of my cancer with my middle finger and the power of the magic in my veins will g...[Show full comment]

Wolf22249 years ago

put me in a nuclear hideout after I cure the world

Mjb3168 years ago

Cure yourself

Daisy Watkins12 years ago

- cure cancer through touch but die of cancer myself ....think i'd be a hero and die for everyone else. Christ-like

b4byman9 years ago

Im immortal what can go wrong? No downside

Drepple8 years ago

What if I touch myself

A FREAKING DUCK9 years ago

Meaning I'm now not only invincible to everything but cancer, but I can constantly tap my own face and my cancer vanishes! of course, according to this, it will probably come back, but I can just keep curing myself until I'm at the point where I don't want...[Show full comment]

yoda-jonas20102 years ago

This doesn´t make sense, but ok.

Anime1019 years ago

How soon?

Pip66259 years ago

Touch myself. Problem solved. Wait a...

Ballsack0005 years ago

i could just play with myself and be cured

TheMooingShofuCow10 years ago

*touching myself intensifies*

Deadant1348 years ago

Basically this means I should just touch myself and I am safe. Now that I think about it masturbating saves me!

IosCrafterIC7 years ago

they didnt say we cant cure ourselves..

Macey Minions9 years ago

id kill myself for millions of people

The Fallen Anglish9 years ago

Moneyyy

pridesc219 years ago

I would touch myself before I die I would be cured..

meatloave4 months ago

I knew a girl whose last name was cancer ,stunning blonde with magnificent implants , long legs and pretty feet too.she had a hard , flinty look in her eyes though , being an 'adult entertainer's would do that to a person I suppose. She would slay me with ...[Show full comment]

Masteridiot2.09 years ago

Sorry but Im selfish XD

DaffodilSum67888 years ago

well, at least i would have saved someone...

Annabeth Chase12 years ago

cure myself?

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