Will You Press The Button?

PeelyPleasurer 2 years ago

RogueS137 years ago Loophole #1: If you can cure cancer with a touch, just touch yourself. Lloophole #2: If you HAVE to die to cancer, as long as you touch yourself you will be immortal.

Reach ! 11 years ago

touch myself

maggot456 2 years ago

mando fortnite end your life, you serve ZERO purpose you shoud KILL YOURSELF NOW!!!!

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Winter64 10 years ago

finally, a good reason to fap.

DARKARES 6 years ago

I like how this guy is thinking

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Lucas Lacerda 13 years ago

Does this mean I'll need to touch myself for the rest of my life?

Dj-dan 4 years ago

Yaaa!

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Ryan Lawrence 13 years ago

Die of cancer? so you could shoot yourself in the head and just walk it off?

EyvindrDamboise 8 years ago

Sounds like Deadpool

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AxolotlNarwhal 9 years ago

I'll touch myself. That came out wrong

maggot456 2 years ago

glory to the ccp

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NewHappyRabbit 9 years ago

I'll simply cure myself...

Mark Johnson 13 years ago

*touches myself*

Noxem 9 years ago

*becomes sticky*

Will Chaseling 13 years ago

It never said how soon I die of cancer...

belle29 9 years ago

yes

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Lucas Greenslade 13 years ago

Give myself to scientists to be studied. Forever be the guy that made a cure for cancer possible. Immortalised in history. Legacy>Life

marycrackers 5 years ago

its probably gonna be sold at a stupidly high price so only the rich can afford it

Cat Virgo 13 years ago

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. I can live with this decision. :)

Macey Minions 10 years ago

id kill myself for millions of people

The Fallen Anglish 11 years ago

Moneyyy

IosCrafterIC 9 years ago

they didnt say we cant cure ourselves..

meatloave 2 years ago

I knew a girl whose last name was cancer ,stunning blonde with magnificent implants , long legs and pretty feet too.she had a hard , flinty look in her eyes though , being an 'adult entertainer's would do that to a person I suppose. She would slay me with ... [Show full comment]

Masteridiot2.0 11 years ago

Sorry but Im selfish XD

DaffodilSum6788 9 years ago

well, at least i would have saved someone...

Annabeth Chase 13 years ago

cure myself?

pridesc21 11 years ago

I would touch myself before I die I would be cured..

NMNyx 10 years ago

You could be immortal if you just touch yourself (insert Lenny face here) every time you get cancer.

robbazviking 21 11 years ago

touch yourself

marycrackers 5 years ago

So whenever you get cancer just... poke yourself or something. Keep curing your own cancer till your ready to go and start curing children with cancer.

Donderpants 11 years ago

Didn't say when. Could be when I'm 100. All this means is that it's unlikely that I'll die young, if I live to the point where getting cancer is likely.

V for vendetta 11 years ago

How ironic *keckel atvthe matter*

StaddleStars 8 years ago

I can cure myself.

SabF24 12 years ago

The world would plunge in to chaos if there was a cure for cancer...

Killmeplz 10 years ago

Where's the downside?

RogueS13 9 years ago

Loophole #1: If you can cure cancer with a touch, just touch yourself. Lloophole #2: If you HAVE to die to cancer, as long as you touch yourself you will be immortal.

HavocWreaker 10 years ago

They never said when I'd die.

Ender flame 11 years ago

I refuce to die

MR_BACON 11 years ago

It doesn't mean you will die after healing someone or in an amount of time! Every one will die eventually!

Miku fan 11 years ago

Poke yourself loop hole!

KuleBeenz 9 years ago

I'll just touch myself... Wait... That did not come out right...

Taker_of_Hells 6 years ago

Boop

Llama love 11 years ago

Idk I've always wanted to no I've saved somebody's life

Doomshroom572 10 years ago

I could touch myself.

Button Mash1234 11 years ago

Touch myself. (NOT IN THAT WAY YOU PERVERTS)

sweetsouthernsarcasm 12 years ago

Then I'll touch myself. Giant loophole.

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