Will You Press The Button?

Evanlikespancakes 4 years ago

This is so random. And why cheese

Qwerty900 3 years ago

Cheese is the main staple in life.

Szokusia 9 years ago

In soviet Russia, the cheese eats you

NomNom 11 years ago

That would be really fun.

DaRealConMan 5 years ago

Why would I want to talk to cheese? My last words to it every time I want to eat it would be "say "cheese"."

Hardin5687 10 years ago

I don´t care. It gets better if they beg for mercy, same as murder victims.

idontknowhowtohitthespacebar 11 years ago

sell the cheese.

MNITIMMY 11 years ago

TELL ME WHEN THE SHIPMENT IS COMING CHEESE!! cheese: I don't know any thi- *CHOMP* cheese: AAAAAAAAAAAAHH

Kimberly Callahan Wix 13 years ago

Wow! I can't believe this one is almost 50/50!

Loophole-alert 9 years ago

54/46 now

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SupperKawaiiPotato 10 years ago

Just makes it better hehe..he hahahaha

ketchuppirate 9 years ago

*TRIGGERED*

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erik svrn 11 years ago

I dont eat cheese i make frends Witt cheese :)

KittandHerbie 8 years ago

SELL DAT CHEESE

Haiden Edwards 13 years ago

I DONT CARE CHEESE I WILL EAT YOU ANYWAYS

GamerBoyBobduran 8 years ago

Freinds with 🧀

CrazyQueen23 9 years ago

This is how I realised I need mental help. I imagined me eating a piece of cheese that was crying begging me not to eat it and I was laughing, enjoying the thought of eating a living breathing begging crying piece of cheese.

insect0114 9 years ago

So... Sausage Party?

Cocoacuphead 9 years ago

I love eating cheese and them begging for there lives just makes it better

HanakaNanse 9 years ago

I found my therapist

MajorMomHappy 9 years ago

Sell the cheese. NEXT.

iicookiez 9 years ago

No mercy to cheese

SeaOfMoonlight 9 years ago

What if you got like free reeeeally expensive truffle cheese or something endlessly and sold it for a realatively low price (still a lot just less than everyone else)? Then no need to work... just make a living off free resold cheese

THERealTrueBoss 10 years ago

Get free cheese. Sell "free" cheese. Repeat as nessesary.

Riyosha 10 years ago

Sadism ftw

Piemaster74 10 years ago

Look left. Back. Now there's cheese. Why? Because I'm a magical fucking egg.

Dina Feng 13 years ago

I feel like this question was written by one of my classmates.........................

JulianneMcBane 9 years ago

Same

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supersuchti 11 years ago

I dont even like cheese

AmÃ©e-Lee Pineault 13 years ago

No mercy for the cheese.

RÃ³bert DudÃ¡Å¡ 13 years ago

Because fuck you, cheese

Amanda Whitson 13 years ago

Mhuwahhahahaahh

Bryson Sullivan-Farrell 13 years ago

dinner with a struggle >:)

Andrea DevFuris Rotunno 13 years ago

IT would make eating cheese WAY more satisfying.

Theguywhoknows 11 years ago

I live in Wisconsin so FREE CHESSE=YES!

xXCheezyXx 6 years ago

I'm a sadist

Raging Buffalo 11 years ago

That's enough internet for tonight

dedpoll 10 years ago

MOZZARELLAAAAAAAA

Astro Dime 12 years ago

50/50! That's right, cheese! Beg me to spare your delicious, creamy life!

gibbs331x 9 years ago

downside?

The twig of newberry 10 years ago

Perfect. I'm a massive sadist.

BananaTree 11 years ago

Then don't eat it. Make friends with cheese :D

IOwn3ComaOboes 9 years ago

It doesn't say the cheese is actually concious or feels pain. It just says that it would speak to you. There would still be no suffering, and you"d be able to make friends with cheese.