Will You Press The Button?

WhatTheSigma2 months ago

What the Sigma?

Rob Anybody9 years ago

If I had one wish it would be to ban all children from this website until they are able to actually write something properly.

Verysmartpersom4 months ago

real

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Chillburt_LaRouche4 years ago

Who the fuck writes this shit?

Whats-wrong-with-me5 years ago

Somone had a stroke writing this crap

wazopaio5 years ago

The English hurts...

Hnit Khaing12 years ago

I can barely even read this shit. "You make a Willyoupressthebutton and it gets accepted. but It has a 3rd grader's English."

RNGvideoinator3 years ago

Get a third grader to translate

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Thjmze 8 years ago

I will batte them to death lol I don't know what this means but it sounds like bathe so does that mean sex in a bath tub?

Ethan789457 years ago

You will make them so clean... THEY DIE

TutiDElboux6 years ago

engrish

Rocket0467 years ago

(*Will *Get rid of were * comma after other *battle) Very bad, Jimmy, F-

Sans_The_Skeletonn7 years ago

THE SUPER POWER OF OMNIPOTENCE ALLOWS ME TO BEND YOUR SILLY DOWNSIDE OUT OF EXISTENCE

BluTheEpicGamer2234 years ago

If you do that then you don't even have any abilities in the first place, because the downside gives you the ability.

Kipkid027 years ago

I really like Yamcha , enough said

FormativeAuto6 years ago

Where*

Donald Thompson12 years ago

Superpower: self-resurrection. They've technically only got to kill you once.

ThePaulDude7 years ago

Why not just turn yourself ghostly instead? That way they can't hit you.

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Sans_The_Skeletonn7 years ago

How the fuck can people read this shit

MemeBound7 years ago

It’s a superpower in itself.

AssHar8 years ago

Mercy doesn't have great combat experience. Besides, I only ask for HEALING, nothing more.

Froggiekoto7 years ago

Let her kill you then revive you.

TheAmazingCarrot8 years ago

In the battle you can also sometimes just slightly tap eachother with a spoon... It is a battle just not a very fun battle to watch and you will die eventually because of age so it is a battle to the death.

tumblrwholock8 years ago

SORRY BENNY

Justintj8 years ago

I would choose deadpool as the person and his powers as mine, so..................

RootinTootinPutin8 years ago

I want Shedinja"s Wonder Guard as my free ability/superpower. My crush will fail at killing me, and I get an easy kill.

Justintj8 years ago

Nice username

Peter Theilig12 years ago

Respawn in 3...2...1...

D Jay Tiburcio12 years ago

DEADPOOLS REGENERATION BITCH I CAN'T DIE

TheMaskedMan9 years ago

Wolverine power!!!

Creamytoast9 years ago

I pressed the button, but I have no idea what it says.

b-i-g-s-u-c-c4 years ago

did a child make this?

Unillama9 years ago

-WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO TYPE A CEREAL BOX?- yes.....

Timelypat8 years ago

I had a stroke trying to read this.

I Can't Even10 years ago

Why is Ty Dickson everywhere. TTnTT it's my worst nightmare.

sunnytabs7 years ago

well if you have one free power you can just use that to not die!?

My name is Tom9 years ago

The person who wrote this I'm assuming is blind.

Broerbrent8 years ago

Reality alternation or matter manipulation

Nix10 years ago

It's like a grade schooler put this question together.

oliver25119 years ago

Well if I win the battle my character will die (it says battle to the death)

TSOCOOKIEHD8 years ago

What I see here:heieuevdv your jsjsbdvishh dick sjhaieieuev is sjisjeenbrvrv small

Steven Boyer12 years ago

i'm not about to try and battle link or goku so yeah no

Noahal9 years ago

One punch power!!!!!!!!!!

Katty_Zebra7 years ago

Doesn't say when they have to kill you, and it says bat to death.

AwesomeBoy9 years ago

This app was just a social experament.

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Why not have the power to end conflict & settle thing amicably? Oh wait I'm able to do that already...it"s called being an adult.

JeezBeez9 years ago

Dipper Pines will live for now...*god im lame*

Noncinator697 years ago

I would get the power to do anything. And then with that power i would get immortality.

Froggiekoto7 years ago

And revive them cause you killed them then give them immortality.

Loopiloop9 years ago

amelia wil tesla saillun

skyhoop948 years ago

Have the power to revive people :D

dankmemes1018 years ago

Jesus christ. Most of the time I can understand what the button is saying despite the poor grammar, but this is an absolute train wreck.

greekgeekwriter10 years ago

what does batte mean?

Healstar9 years ago

The power to bring anyone you want back to life... Loopholes ^.^

gamergeneral9 years ago

the power to make them stop fighting and love you

Roranosuke11 years ago

Power to resurrect the dead, lover of my dreams, damn near infinite army, ???, profit!

mr.whatface9 years ago

This is reason #59 why I wish to ban children from uploading to the internet. They can go on it for all I give a shit, as long as they shut up and not anger the rest of us actually able folk.

Kønig7 years ago

super-power save others from death - i kill him/her then reanimate and have a good time

FuinhaGamer9 years ago

wait... i can make one girl real, love her, AND THEN GET A SUPERPOWER AND MURDER HER AND DESTROY THE WORLD!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... i have no feelings, i am sherlock

Robinofyoungjustice8 years ago

Batte? As in bait? Sure. That would meen death meens married.

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