Will You Press The Button?

T._Lost_is_a_good_boilast year

Dang, NONE of us got a superpower OR paralysis? What’re the odds of that, (1/4)^21000?

mushuangqing4 months ago

oh no,i like the forgetten

Slingo9 years ago

2141 people are paralysed

TheHiddenDark7 years ago

If you truly think about it, the chances are specific to the person pressing the button. Everyone has a 50/50 chance not affected by what others have chosen.

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235x0last year

The power i would pick is self superpower bestowal then get inter universe teleportation, inter dimensional teleportation, fictional universe entering & exiting, shape-shifting, danger empowerment, near-death empowerment, revenge empowerment (when it's justice), and DNA absorption.

235x0last year

I flipped a coin, first was tails (i get the superpower), second was heads (i don't get paralyzed). Yes i did manipulate the rules in a fair way because it never said i couldn't get both so i manipulated it without changing the PRNG (fake random number generator).

VenomousCompany9 years ago

Knowing my luck. If there was a 99% of getting a superpower. And 1% of being paralysed. I"d be paralysed.

Jiggysaurus548 years ago

I'm not paralyzed, so where"s my power?

calebheff7 years ago

Your power was to resist paralysis once

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Coolcon9 years ago

*teleports to trumps house, then JBs house, then to bank vault then stops to see the news about how Trump and JB have been killed and a banks been robbed* Heck yeah

ththomas95 years ago

Oh god. Someone beat you to it!

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Kitty_cats_and_potatoes8 years ago

It"s a lie! I can't even fly, but I'm not paralyzed

Inotip9 years ago

Heck yeah. Teleportation. Hello there bank funds, good to meet you.

GNRAnalogies9 years ago

Legit af tho

cpmaster9 years ago

so i have designs for a robot with a human brian

AndyMan11YTlast year

Who is Brian and why does a robot have a human Brian

MrTankus9 years ago

Is it 50/50 on one wheel, or a 50% on two separate wheels?

MisterDuck7 years ago

Wow now i have the power of disappointment.

SigurdCi5 years ago

I never move anyway

Tfandn7 years ago

Insidious

Ethreal0538 years ago

Can you be super paralitic man?

RossGosling8 years ago

That means that you can get super powers and be paralysed

xdlolxd8 years ago

PIKACHU WTF !!!

jakubppropYT8 years ago

ok so this is a gamble for life or death challenge accepted

Seapony8 years ago

I always thought paralysis would be interesting....

garaglamaglel8 years ago

I would be paralysed, so no.

Migdin18 years ago

OMNIPOTENCE!! WHERE ARE YOU !!! wait... i am not moving my body... except my fingers and eyes... OMG I THINK I AM PARALYZED!!!

Skymax4 years ago

Shlt

Epichambonewin9 years ago

Worth it

xX_XBOX GAMER_xX8 years ago

fuck it chances

Landeel7 years ago

Honestly other Jojo fans would gladly take an arrow to the throat and possibly die for a chance to get a stand so this is nothing.

Cer7 months ago

Superpower or death within 5 minutes, gotcha. I'll take those odds.

HailToCale9 years ago

If I get paralysed, I'll get a metal spine

jfu8 years ago

Not worth it

KarenDESTROYER3 years ago

Hey Peter I didn't get my superpower

Cpt.save_hoe9 years ago

im already paralyzed because lightning's a peice of shit so why not

Blue-teddi6 years ago

Bet

HoneySlime87 years ago

Paralyzed. Someone else is typing this.

Liz149 years ago

I hate being paralyzed ITS MY WORST NIGHTMARE

randomjax9 years ago

Iam the God emperor of mankind

Little_Emma9 years ago

It was really cool

gadlygamer3 years ago

easy. power of reality warping

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

Just no

DukeofDumDum7 years ago

I feel lucky 😼

Bubble-kun8 years ago

Worth the risk

ReeledTiedBromasterBTH9 years ago

Nope. Not pressing

littlestars9 years ago

so many no

creep13 months ago

Give it up for gambling, people. ALL ON RED, BABY!!!!!!!

xman-blah8 years ago

so... professor x?

TeamAwesomeness3 years ago

I pressed the button and I'm not paralyzed

USGC8 years ago

Knowing my luck, I would get paralyzed.

KawaiiUnitato9 years ago

worth it. ILL HAVE INVISIBILITY!

Kittyduckcheese8 years ago

Can my super power be to grow a bigger dick whenever I want?

Skymax4 years ago

Uh-huh no

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teacupbth9 years ago

If I don't have any family I''ll press the button.I don't want to ruin their lives if I become paralyzed

LoadedComic5527 years ago

What if my power is to become paralyzed.

Hamistagan9 years ago

Hahahahahha you suck birds hahahaha ( leaves with fish )

BlazeSaber9 years ago

Pushes button gets powers also gets paralysed it never said one or the other its just 50% on both you can get both. Oh cool I got super speed I guess Ill just lay hear now.

Button Pusher #13379 years ago

And I got paralysed. Fuck.

Alexbi2323 years ago

1.222222222222 people are parlised

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