Pushing this button has a 50% chance of giving you any superpower, of your choice
but
... and a 50% chance of rendering your entire body paralysed for the rest of your natural life.
I will not

Slingo 10 years ago
2141 people are paralysed

ProWolfGamer370 2 months ago
Math
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T._Lost_is_a_good_boi 2 years ago
Dang, NONE of us got a superpower OR paralysis? What’re the odds of that, (1/4)^21000?

mushuangqing 2 years ago
oh no,i like the forgetten

VenomousCompany 10 years ago
Knowing my luck. If there was a 99% of getting a superpower. And 1% of being paralysed. I"d be paralysed.

ProWolfGamer370 2 months ago
Same

Jiggysaurus54 10 years ago
I'm not paralyzed, so where"s my power?

calebheff 9 years ago
Your power was to resist paralysis once
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235x0 2 years ago
The power i would pick is self superpower bestowal then get inter universe teleportation, inter dimensional teleportation, fictional universe entering & exiting, shape-shifting, danger empowerment, near-death empowerment, revenge empowerment (when it's justice), and DNA absorption.

235x0 2 years ago
I flipped a coin, first was tails (i get the superpower), second was heads (i don't get paralyzed). Yes i did manipulate the rules in a fair way because it never said i couldn't get both so i manipulated it without changing the PRNG (fake random number generator).

Coolcon 10 years ago
*teleports to trumps house, then JBs house, then to bank vault then stops to see the news about how Trump and JB have been killed and a banks been robbed* Heck yeah

kim_il_sung_fan_94 last year
so sugoi...
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Kitty_cats_and_potatoes 9 years ago
It"s a lie! I can't even fly, but I'm not paralyzed

Inotip 10 years ago
Heck yeah. Teleportation. Hello there bank funds, good to meet you.

GNRAnalogies 10 years ago
Legit af tho

cpmaster 10 years ago
so i have designs for a robot with a human brian

AndyMan11YT 3 years ago
Who is Brian and why does a robot have a human Brian

MrTankus 10 years ago
Is it 50/50 on one wheel, or a 50% on two separate wheels?

MisterDuck 9 years ago
Wow now i have the power of disappointment.

SigurdCi 7 years ago
I never move anyway

Tfandn 9 years ago
Insidious

Ethreal053 9 years ago
Can you be super paralitic man?

RossGosling 9 years ago
That means that you can get super powers and be paralysed

xdlolxd 9 years ago
PIKACHU WTF !!!

jakubppropYT 9 years ago
ok so this is a gamble for life or death challenge accepted

Seapony 9 years ago
I always thought paralysis would be interesting....

garaglamaglel 9 years ago
I would be paralysed, so no.

Migdin1 9 years ago
OMNIPOTENCE!! WHERE ARE YOU !!! wait... i am not moving my body... except my fingers and eyes... OMG I THINK I AM PARALYZED!!!

Skymax 5 years ago
Shlt

Epichambonewin 10 years ago
Worth it

KarenDESTROYER 4 years ago
Hey Peter I didn't get my superpower

jfu 9 years ago
Not worth it

Blue-teddi 7 years ago
Bet

Cpt.save_hoe 10 years ago
im already paralyzed because lightning's a peice of shit so why not

Liz14 10 years ago
I hate being paralyzed ITS MY WORST NIGHTMARE

HoneySlime8 9 years ago
Paralyzed. Someone else is typing this.

randomjax 10 years ago
Iam the God emperor of mankind

Drawesomethewizard 10 years ago
Just no

Little_Emma 10 years ago
It was really cool

gadlygamer 4 years ago
easy. power of reality warping

ReeledTiedBromasterBTH 11 years ago
Nope. Not pressing

littlestars 11 years ago
so many no

DukeofDumDum 8 years ago
I feel lucky 😼

Bubble-kun 10 years ago
Worth the risk

xman-blah 9 years ago
so... professor x?

creep1 2 years ago
Give it up for gambling, people. ALL ON RED, BABY!!!!!!!

KawaiiUnitato 10 years ago
worth it. ILL HAVE INVISIBILITY!

TeamAwesomeness 4 years ago
I pressed the button and I'm not paralyzed

USGC 9 years ago
Knowing my luck, I would get paralyzed.

Kittyduckcheese 10 years ago
Can my super power be to grow a bigger dick whenever I want?

Skymax 5 years ago
Uh-huh no
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teacupbth 10 years ago
If I don't have any family I''ll press the button.I don't want to ruin their lives if I become paralyzed

Hamistagan 10 years ago
Hahahahahha you suck birds hahahaha ( leaves with fish )

LoadedComic552 9 years ago
What if my power is to become paralyzed.

BlazeSaber 10 years ago
Pushes button gets powers also gets paralysed it never said one or the other its just 50% on both you can get both. Oh cool I got super speed I guess Ill just lay hear now.

WBGrock 10 years ago
Heads!! I has superpowers!!

Button Pusher #1337 10 years ago
And I got paralysed. Fuck.

Alexbi232 4 years ago
1.222222222222 people are parlised

PikaPug 10 years ago
I recently pushed a button that could make it so I could do anything by thoughts, soooooooooo

TirelessGamer64 11 years ago
nope i am really unlucky

TheRationalist 8 years ago
With my luck...
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