Will You Press The Button?

Kanaya.Maryam9 years ago

Okay But Immortality Sucks. Why Is Everyone So Obsessed With Immortality? YOU'LL GET BORED BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING TO DO. YOU'LL BE DONE WITH LIFE AFTER WATCHING YOUR LOVED ONES DIE FROM SICKNESS AND AGE. YOU WILL WATCH AS THE WHOLE WORLD DIES AND YOU CANN...[Show full comment]

Fennec_the_whovian2 months ago

at least you can watch doctor who forever

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wwwhhhhaaaaahahhaaaaattttttttt9 years ago

*eye exam ad after pressing the button*

Potater_boi6 years ago

*x files theme crescendos into the foreground*

ButterSoil8 years ago

But what if i can have a funraiser for the blind to see then. FUCKING LOOPHOLE RIGHT THERE

xiensien008 years ago

Excuse you all but think about this, when you"re rich, you"re blind. When you"re blind, no matter how much money you have, you probably won't be able to heal/cure your blindness so it"s like what"s the point of doing all this when you can still have your v...[Show full comment]

SherlockH-221B8 years ago

TRUE.

Alexander Cunningham12 years ago

Are you serious? You wouldn't drop sight for unending wealth and immortality? With unending wealth, you could build an echolocator device or something, and be essentially able to see with that. Think, people.

Goldenunicorn42114 years ago

Immortality is terrible...no meaning just boredom. And when everyone you know dies and the earth explodes and you"re floating alone out in space in agony but unable to die for eternity what then?

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ellieshmana2point08 years ago

As a bookworm... GO STICK YOUR FREAKING HEAD "Tuck Everlasting" IT"S WONDERFUL LITERATURE AND EXPLAINS THE "IMMORTALITY" TOPIC WONDERFULLY!

vodkabulary7 years ago

The word "Wonderful" or "Wonderfully!!!!!!!!!",you dont have to fucking scream about it.

ellieshmana2point08 years ago

I'll be a permanently blind Thorne. thats great! #lunarchronicles

LorenWasHere8 years ago

Immortality is scary. Living forever, getting sick and being dying but you'll never get to meet the sweet release. Aren't I a little ray of sunshine c:

SherlockH-221B8 years ago

Yep. What an inspirational quote.

Danielisme1239 years ago

immortality is bad

Theun9 years ago

buy new eyes

Bean0s5 years ago

Dark web sells em cheap

DaRealDexs9 years ago

thats dumb asf

Definablelife4 years ago

Neat I shall become daredevil

Step_Down10 years ago

>Genetically create Dirk with money. >Dirk is new caretaker. >Win.

RadioactiveTurtle8 years ago

Invest a large ammount of money into research for the blind. few years later you can see perfectly

SlickFireFastDemon7 years ago

Glasses. They exist

Sarah Zugish12 years ago

You'd have the means and motivation to help other blind people. Spend the money researching and giving grants for modern medicine

Pupville9 years ago

You are still rich. You can just get a seeing eye dog DUH!

SilentCobra9 years ago

Cornea transplants butch!

twinkletoes9 years ago

What does the button do aggghhh!!!

AwesomeGam3r7 years ago

Think of what you can do with riches. 1. Buy things And all you are giving up is: 1. One of the most vital of your 5 senses 2. The ability to see your loved ones again. 3. The ability to read this comment. 4. The ability to effeciently learn and then quic...[Show full comment]

KodoxIC10 years ago

if I am rich forever, I could just get robot eyes

Ndit8 years ago

Yeah just buy the crap for ur eyesight

Kuleguy9 years ago

You know how Menendez had his robot eye ill just do that

Cyb3rklev4 years ago

If i become an immortal billionaire i can cure my blindness with a laser operation

Emma Newbury12 years ago

Sight is more important than opulence, especially when you can't even see everything you've ever wanted.

odgebodge8289 years ago

get an eye transplant

luftkommandant7 years ago

im already blind sooooooooooo

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

Then how are you playing this?

JackRock8 years ago

68% of the people who voted didn't think outside the box

Angrydog19879 years ago

Who makes fun of rich people with canes? *presses button*

ana_unicorn_potato8 years ago

If it says forever, you would also be blind in the afterlife.

DJ waffles9 years ago

People could break into your house and you could go to school naked

Jdog79008 years ago

Bionic eyes. ;-)

mebruh9 years ago

I like to see

Firefist5 months ago

So you can't see anything to the end of time? Unlike so many other dilemmas, I see no upside this time.

AshleyMoonHeart10 years ago

With that much money i could make a cure for blindness

-BlazeWolf-9 years ago

well it depends what your definition of "rich" is. rich like endless money or rich like $1,000,000? And that means it will be hard to get a job since your blind. :T