Will You Press The Button?

Kanaya.Maryam9 years ago

Okay But Immortality Sucks. Why Is Everyone So Obsessed With Immortality? YOU'LL GET BORED BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING TO DO. YOU'LL BE DONE WITH LIFE AFTER WATCHING YOUR LOVED ONES DIE FROM SICKNESS AND AGE. YOU WILL WATCH AS THE WHOLE WORLD DIES AND YOU CANN...[Show full comment]

Fennec_the_whovian3 months ago

at least you can watch doctor who forever

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wwwhhhhaaaaahahhaaaaattttttttt9 years ago

*eye exam ad after pressing the button*

Potater_boi6 years ago

*x files theme crescendos into the foreground*

ButterSoil8 years ago

But what if i can have a funraiser for the blind to see then. FUCKING LOOPHOLE RIGHT THERE

xiensien008 years ago

Excuse you all but think about this, when you"re rich, you"re blind. When you"re blind, no matter how much money you have, you probably won't be able to heal/cure your blindness so it"s like what"s the point of doing all this when you can still have your v...[Show full comment]

SherlockH-221B8 years ago

TRUE.

Alexander Cunningham12 years ago

Are you serious? You wouldn't drop sight for unending wealth and immortality? With unending wealth, you could build an echolocator device or something, and be essentially able to see with that. Think, people.

Goldenunicorn42114 years ago

Immortality is terrible...no meaning just boredom. And when everyone you know dies and the earth explodes and you"re floating alone out in space in agony but unable to die for eternity what then?

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ellieshmana2point08 years ago

As a bookworm... GO STICK YOUR FREAKING HEAD "Tuck Everlasting" IT"S WONDERFUL LITERATURE AND EXPLAINS THE "IMMORTALITY" TOPIC WONDERFULLY!

vodkabulary7 years ago

The word "Wonderful" or "Wonderfully!!!!!!!!!",you dont have to fucking scream about it.

ellieshmana2point08 years ago

I'll be a permanently blind Thorne. thats great! #lunarchronicles

LorenWasHere9 years ago

Immortality is scary. Living forever, getting sick and being dying but you'll never get to meet the sweet release. Aren't I a little ray of sunshine c:

SherlockH-221B8 years ago

Yep. What an inspirational quote.

Danielisme1239 years ago

immortality is bad

Theun9 years ago

buy new eyes

Bean0s5 years ago

Dark web sells em cheap

I Ended Up in This Website10 years ago

Nope.

me238 years ago

already blind at least legally

PandaButton9 years ago

U know there is a 8 minute surgery for like super human eye sight

babytaras8 years ago

Laser eye surgery maybe?

queenelsa9 years ago

I want my sight for the rest of my life, even if I get to live forever rich with 1 million dollars. And by the way, I will be a millionaire in that example.

stretchybones4 years ago

it"s pretty easy to adapt to the loss of a sense.

fish10 years ago

How would I push anymore buttons?

Turtle Quickscoper9 years ago

buy new eyes .-.

TheRationalist7 years ago

Use your richness to strap some echolocation shit in your eye sockets.

crazymofo1118 years ago

You know you can buy theese things a bit like mechanical eyes right?

OnePunch8 years ago

How blind exactly? Legally blind? Partially blind? Fully blind?

ArmedSpirit9 years ago

Only two human beings can change the foundations of society.Markiplier and BlowettyWild can save this world from iniquity!

TheDarkDragon9 years ago

Rawr

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

JoeyC8 years ago

First off, immortal cuz u live forever rich. Second, buy something or get surgery to see.

CodeLocked_4 years ago

I’d rather be mute

Gabrielle Goucher12 years ago

help I cant see.lol

Cheetah9 years ago

how would you spend your money

thepirateninja9 years ago

:V who invented this prob

Lolahobday9 years ago

You could just pay docters to try and fix your eye sight

ZoeySurvivor7 years ago

soooo i live . forever with blindness... it will make me sad to never see the world again or your loved ones..... i dont know bout u but u cant even be on social media or read u cant game or walk by your own and most of the stuff u buy isn't useful at al b...[Show full comment]

Gengrevious10 years ago

I have enough money to buy cybernetic eyes

Mister-E8 years ago

Use money to buy echolocation from someone, also other powers

CadKid9 years ago

Bioniceyes xD

RadioactiveTurtle8 years ago

Invest a large ammount of money into research for the blind. few years later you can see perfectly

DaRealDexs9 years ago

thats dumb asf

Definablelife4 years ago

Neat I shall become daredevil

Step_Down10 years ago

>Genetically create Dirk with money. >Dirk is new caretaker. >Win.

Pupville9 years ago

You are still rich. You can just get a seeing eye dog DUH!

SlickFireFastDemon7 years ago

Glasses. They exist

Sarah Zugish12 years ago

You'd have the means and motivation to help other blind people. Spend the money researching and giving grants for modern medicine

AwesomeGam3r8 years ago

Think of what you can do with riches. 1. Buy things And all you are giving up is: 1. One of the most vital of your 5 senses 2. The ability to see your loved ones again. 3. The ability to read this comment. 4. The ability to effeciently learn and then quic...[Show full comment]