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You can find a cure for cancer...
but
... you'll contract terminal cancer yourself and, within a year, go down in history as the last person to ever get it.
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Zombiefreak9 years ago
But I found the cure for cancer I could cure myself it doesnt say I couldnt cure myself I could still go down in history then as the last person to get it plus it doesnt say you died at all it just says u go down in history

joels3 years ago
i think they meant that ur uncurable
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Zeldafan20038 years ago
Famous for two things? Great!

Hypocritical-Carrot3 years ago
Lol

TheArkerportian9 years ago
Someone has to go and find out what a dilemma is.

jkmc12058 years ago
Then I cure my cancer.

derpydude648 years ago
"Better for one man to die for a nation than a whole nation to die for one man." -some person who"s name I can't remember

StrudelCutie44274 years ago
LOL that"s me with quotes.

Ravenclaw-4-life8 years ago
Countless life"s are worth mine

TheRealSatan3 years ago
Jayden Lucas?
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Sergiski8 years ago
Fuuck

dchapelle8 years ago
We need cancer. Without cancer, the population would grow out of control and we"d end up starving ourselves

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
@JustKiddingSeriously In fact, if people were condensed enough, then the entire population could fit in an area that is not much bigger than Rhode Island (source: What if? by Randall Munroe).
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djcool2328 years ago
I"ve always wanted to be remembered as a hero..... *insperational tears in eyes*

Mattrthurman7 years ago
Not my problem to be catching

CeylanSzer8 years ago
So everyone will know me as the last person has cancer but not how ı cured it.

willsnephew7 years ago
but if its terminal you'll die

DongusThornberry9 years ago
I'll get to curing it to when I am about to kick the bucket mates.

MYZICA7 years ago
But I found a cure for cancer, so I’ll cure myself? There is no downside.

joels3 years ago
I will save my grandma and others.

Intactical8 years ago
That"d be cool

man-these-are-so-dumb5 years ago
i cure myself simple

napstablook79 years ago
I want the world to live, i rather have them happy than me.

Underfell_W.D._Gaster9 years ago
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JoJo_Enjoyerlast year
(No, the rule says you die, so you can't cure yourself). First of all, i don't wanna die, what's the point of making the world better if there is no me in it? Second, it wouldn't even make it better. Canser is one of the only things keeping us from complet...[Show full comment]

TheRandomNerd8 years ago
Um.... Wouldn't you go down in history for curing cancer in the first place?

Aserthreto4 years ago
Just get the cure you dipshit. If you know what the cure is make or get someone else to make it for you.

BladeoftheArbiter7 years ago
Just cure urself

Jean Has No Life9 years ago
I already have cancer, and it didn't say I couldn't cure myself

sLeePleSsNiGhtS8 years ago
YOUR PROFILEPICTURE MAKES ME CRY

Panifex7 years ago
Note that it never says you will die from it. It just says you will contract it. And I know it says terminal, but you can use your cure to fix that little snafu.

Myth Plays9 years ago
I Will definitely sacrifice myself for the others.

Listeru3 years ago
Famous for 2 things and rish as hell because I am the only person that knows how to make it.

PressTheButton!!!!8 years ago
I just had a button almost exactly like this lol. Wow. Here is the link : http://www.willyoupressthebutton.com/12058

GameBoyR5 years ago
Just fucking cure my own cancer ya moron

DickTickler339 years ago
this is the most stupid button i've ever come across

magicfishcloudchicken789 years ago
not for me I've seen way worse

WarmTortilla7 years ago
I see no downside

minimegaman09010 months ago
damn, i can imagine how LEGENDARY my headstone would look. "LAST EVER CANCER PATIENT" fucking amazing

jondoe279 years ago
will i also be know to cure it?

masonfromstatefarm4 years ago
Upside? Cancer is population control

TheQuietSky6 years ago
Note that the question says "...GET it" not DIE from it

Rem-chan8 years ago
I don't wanna cure it, we become more overpopulatet than

marioeqw7 years ago
we already have a cure to cancer

TeoWillPressTheButton9 years ago
i get terminal cancer BUT i have a cure for it so fuck you button

Aiiwinxd2 years ago
I doesn't care about humanity after all

Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg8 years ago
There is a cure for cancer......

Cannot_think_of_username4 years ago
Imma cure myself

jellybro978 years ago
never says u die

snivy6419 years ago
this poop isn't poopy enough

USGC7 years ago
Never said I couldn't cure myself

Nagatodude7 months ago
I'll take that bullet

Chiaroscuro-chan9 years ago
I will die for humanity!

ShadowMarco8 years ago
worth it

thekingofmemes4 years ago
just give yourself the cure DUH

Morro62236 years ago
It says 69 lol

Pyrotechnical8 years ago
If you go down as the last person to get it, you cured it for the future. So if you cure yourself, there's no way you would die.

Somebodytouchamyspagghet7 years ago
Just get it the second before you die. Boom you technically died of cancer

Sniperboi8 years ago
if you can find a cure for cancer, then you can cure yourself?
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