Will You Press The Button?

BoonanaBoy 11 years ago

that went from 0 to 100 real quick.

AX-MentalicGamer-XA 11 years ago

is that not Normal? ....

LolOmgYolo 11 years ago

I don't want to live 300 years...banana

scorpionkillzsubzero 11 years ago

Banana pancake waffle!

Kittyduckcheese 10 years ago

OF COURSE IM GONNA CLICK IT I LOVE SHITTING

Anime-Otaku 8 years ago

Lol

skull kid 11 years ago

perfect means it isn't really an inconvenience

Inka Halme 13 years ago

That's not perfect.

Gregottorry 8 years ago

U r right

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radicaled73 11 years ago

Wtf is a double sided shit???

DragonEXE 9 years ago

What the fuck is with you pic! Fix it before you make everyone to drown in bleach DO IT YOU MOTHERFUCKING QWER

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Anime-Otaku 8 years ago

Uh.......

D-BEN 11 years ago

this is so bad

Loganicai 11 years ago

I wasn't able to understand the downside fully.

Agent_Waffle 9 years ago

Your poo-poo is now shaped like a human fist. This, in theory, would make the act of pooing, much more painful than normal. This event will also occur much more frequently, every 3 hours to be exact. Did this help?

VortexM4ster 11 years ago

I don't want to live for 300 years. I don't want to be perfect. In 1 year i don't want to be shitting double sided every 3 hours. Besides, That's not perfect.

Griffin Cain 13 years ago

What in the actual fuck...that escalated so quickly...

oceanwaterpug27 7 years ago

Lol it so did

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ArchangelAzrael 11 years ago

Ooh HEELLLL NOOOOAOOOO

Livwe 9 years ago

U want us to live for 300 years and look ugly and be in pain... to me that’s not perfect😂

CyndiHuddleston 9 years ago

Who The fuck thought of this?

Luis Corrales 13 years ago

WTF Start shitting double sided

Lokashian 5 years ago

Yeah what is double-sided shit anyway

chloelolz 10 years ago

I have that sort of shit everyday!!!

okigarcia2005 11 years ago

bitch no

Knampf 8 years ago

Wtf

DivineHoliness 11 years ago

Not pooping big poop!

Hellscape 10 years ago

I would be fine its superpowers just hit someone by shitting on them

LimbesDesGlaces 11 years ago

Laxatives !

RedLeaderTord 9 years ago

This has to be someone"s fetish.

Cyros 11 years ago

GOD NO.

Jimmy_Lightning 11 months ago

Downside?

x_Stardust_x 10 years ago

Hahaha... As a person with IBS the downside is one of the worst things to ever fucking happen, thanks for the offer though!

Jack Vitz 13 years ago

What in all the name of all things shiny did I just read?

Galaxy_rose11 10 years ago

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Majin_Snake 10 years ago

I do that everyday, so profit.

KDigityDog 11 years ago

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just-a-random-guy 5 years ago

Or go to Taco Bell, the shit will get more fluid.

beta 12 years ago

how am i a perfect human if i crap uncontrollably?

Superduperbooperdooper 10 years ago

Didn't say where the shit would come out from. Didn't say if it was a solid state or not. Easily could have gas poo or poo plasma. Didn't say if what I shit was actually poo. Could be candyfloss or balsamic vinegar.

aproy 8 years ago

I hope the 24000+ people that said yes did it for the anal.

golgothasTerror 10 years ago

Well golly gee thats nasty

Suchtkrebs 10 years ago

If I am perfect, I dont shit double sided full size fist shaped shit every 3 hours every day

Damien LaGuardia 11 years ago

I already do!

Fluffy__TheCanExploiter 8 months ago

so superhuman I can have to power of ignoring the discomfort

Ampedonpugs 11 years ago

3 letters.wtf

bro5222 11 years ago

i will take the 300 years but i dont want to be perfect. the downside though is just weird

11357533 10 years ago

A super perfect human wouldn't have a physical side effect so boom I'm perfect

Flubiflaps 11 years ago

Awsome

Ron Vaksman 13 years ago

well im reading this wile i am in the bathroom for around 3-4 owers sooooooooooooooo yup

21falloutsatthedisco 11 years ago

Wtf did I just read

Lostboything 10 years ago

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Spoderman101 10 years ago

I poop triple

sonnymoorewhore 11 years ago

DON'T READ THIS IT'S STUPID NONE OF THIS SHIT WORKS. IT'S SO FREAKY HOW NOTHING HAPPENS WHEN YOU PASTE IT

YenoYoYo 11 years ago

Nope ðŸ˜‘

VeeveeGaming0314 4 years ago

WOAH ROSES ARE RED CACTI ARE PRICKLY HOLY SHIT THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

Tom Bombadil 12 years ago

Ok, I am born into a guy named Super perfect human, and Dr Who lives for 300 years with my "knowleadge". Who comes up with these things?

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