Your poo-poo is now shaped like a human fist. This, in theory, would make the act of pooing, much more painful than normal. This event will also occur much more frequently, every 3 hours to be exact. Did this help?
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VortexM4ster11 years ago
I don't want to live for 300 years. I don't want to be perfect. In 1 year i don't want to be shitting double sided every 3 hours. Besides, That's not perfect.
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Griffin Cain13 years ago
What in the actual fuck...that escalated so quickly...
U want us to live for 300 years and look ugly and be in pain... to me that’s not perfect😂
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CyndiHuddleston9 years ago
Who The fuck thought of this?
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Luis Corrales13 years ago
WTF
Start shitting double sided
Lokashian5 years ago
Yeah what is double-sided shit anyway
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taylor9910 years ago
Downside?
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spuuky deejay11 years ago
"I know someone, who can shit huge double shits..."
"Really!? Who?"
"HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!"
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Damon Iron13 years ago
I'd say worth it because that's pretty much me after one of my dad's curries
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sandstoneJems11 years ago
That's just nasty. Fuck that.
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mr.whatface10 years ago
Okay, WOW. What a fucking jump in pace. And also such a great breeding ground for two meme-like phrases. That 0-100'd quickly.
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CCthecat10 years ago
Since im a perfect huan i wouldnt feel pain right? Then should be fine
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Fofafett11 years ago
I take big shits already I don't want it any bigger
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Lokashian5 years ago
What is double-sided shit anyway
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Notanevildictator12 years ago
no shit bricks
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Superduperbooperdooper10 years ago
Didn't say how small the double sided full size fist shaped shits were. Also didn't specify how big the sphincter was
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Knampf8 years ago
Wtf
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chloelolz10 years ago
I have that sort of shit everyday!!!
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okigarcia200511 years ago
bitch no
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Hellscape10 years ago
I would be fine its superpowers just hit someone by shitting on them
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DivineHoliness11 years ago
Not pooping big poop!
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Jimmy_Lightning11 months ago
Downside?
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LimbesDesGlaces11 years ago
Laxatives !
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RedLeaderTord9 years ago
This has to be someone"s fetish.
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Cyros11 years ago
GOD NO.
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x_Stardust_x10 years ago
Hahaha...
As a person with IBS the downside is one of the worst things to ever fucking happen, thanks for the offer though!
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Jack Vitz13 years ago
What in all the name of all things shiny did I just read?
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Majin_Snake10 years ago
I do that everyday, so profit.
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Superduperbooperdooper10 years ago
Didn't say where the shit would come out from.
Didn't say if it was a solid state or not. Easily could have gas poo or poo plasma.
Didn't say if what I shit was actually poo. Could be candyfloss or balsamic vinegar.
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just-a-random-guy5 years ago
Or go to Taco Bell, the shit will get more fluid.
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beta12 years ago
how am i a perfect human if i crap uncontrollably?
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aproy8 years ago
I hope the 24000+ people that said yes did it for the anal.
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golgothasTerror10 years ago
Well golly gee thats nasty
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Suchtkrebs10 years ago
If I am perfect, I dont shit double sided full size fist shaped shit every 3 hours every day
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Damien LaGuardia11 years ago
I already do!
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bro522211 years ago
i will take the 300 years but i dont want to be perfect. the downside though is just weird
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Fluffy__TheCanExploiter8 months ago
so superhuman I can have to power of ignoring the discomfort
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