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You are reborn into Super perfect human, Who lives for 300 years, with your knowleadge of today,
but
from the age of 19 you will start shitting double sided full size fist shaped shits every 3 hours every day
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BoonanaBoy 11 years ago
that went from 0 to 100 real quick.

AX-MentalicGamer-XA 11 years ago
is that not Normal? ....

LolOmgYolo 11 years ago
I don't want to live 300 years...banana

scorpionkillzsubzero 11 years ago
Banana pancake waffle!

Kittyduckcheese 10 years ago
OF COURSE IM GONNA CLICK IT I LOVE SHITTING

Anime-Otaku 8 years ago
Lol

skull kid 11 years ago
perfect means it isn't really an inconvenience

Inka Halme 13 years ago
That's not perfect.

Gregottorry 8 years ago
U r right
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radicaled73 11 years ago
Wtf is a double sided shit???

DragonEXE 9 years ago
What the fuck is with you pic! Fix it before you make everyone to drown in bleach DO IT YOU MOTHERFUCKING QWER
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Anime-Otaku 8 years ago
Uh.......

D-BEN 11 years ago
this is so bad

Loganicai 11 years ago
I wasn't able to understand the downside fully.

Agent_Waffle 9 years ago
Your poo-poo is now shaped like a human fist. This, in theory, would make the act of pooing, much more painful than normal. This event will also occur much more frequently, every 3 hours to be exact. Did this help?

VortexM4ster 11 years ago
I don't want to live for 300 years. I don't want to be perfect. In 1 year i don't want to be shitting double sided every 3 hours. Besides, That's not perfect.

Griffin Cain 13 years ago
What in the actual fuck...that escalated so quickly...

oceanwaterpug27 7 years ago
Lol it so did
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ArchangelAzrael 11 years ago
Ooh HEELLLL NOOOOAOOOO

Livwe 9 years ago
U want us to live for 300 years and look ugly and be in pain... to me that’s not perfect😂

CyndiHuddleston 9 years ago
Who The fuck thought of this?

Luis Corrales 13 years ago
WTF Start shitting double sided

Lokashian 5 years ago
Yeah what is double-sided shit anyway

taylor99 10 years ago
Downside?

spuuky deejay 11 years ago
"I know someone, who can shit huge double shits..." "Really!? Who?" "HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!"

Damon Iron 13 years ago
I'd say worth it because that's pretty much me after one of my dad's curries

sandstoneJems 11 years ago
That's just nasty. Fuck that.

mr.whatface 10 years ago
Okay, WOW. What a fucking jump in pace. And also such a great breeding ground for two meme-like phrases. That 0-100'd quickly.

CCthecat 10 years ago
Since im a perfect huan i wouldnt feel pain right? Then should be fine

Fofafett 11 years ago
I take big shits already I don't want it any bigger

Lokashian 5 years ago
What is double-sided shit anyway

Notanevildictator 12 years ago
no shit bricks

Superduperbooperdooper 10 years ago
Didn't say how small the double sided full size fist shaped shits were. Also didn't specify how big the sphincter was

Knampf 8 years ago
Wtf

chloelolz 10 years ago
I have that sort of shit everyday!!!

okigarcia2005 11 years ago
bitch no

Hellscape 10 years ago
I would be fine its superpowers just hit someone by shitting on them

DivineHoliness 11 years ago
Not pooping big poop!

Jimmy_Lightning 11 months ago
Downside?

LimbesDesGlaces 11 years ago
Laxatives !

RedLeaderTord 9 years ago
This has to be someone"s fetish.

Cyros 11 years ago
GOD NO.

x_Stardust_x 10 years ago
Hahaha... As a person with IBS the downside is one of the worst things to ever fucking happen, thanks for the offer though!

Jack Vitz 13 years ago
What in all the name of all things shiny did I just read?

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Majin_Snake 10 years ago
I do that everyday, so profit.

Superduperbooperdooper 10 years ago
Didn't say where the shit would come out from. Didn't say if it was a solid state or not. Easily could have gas poo or poo plasma. Didn't say if what I shit was actually poo. Could be candyfloss or balsamic vinegar.

just-a-random-guy 5 years ago
Or go to Taco Bell, the shit will get more fluid.

beta 12 years ago
how am i a perfect human if i crap uncontrollably?

aproy 8 years ago
I hope the 24000+ people that said yes did it for the anal.

golgothasTerror 10 years ago
Well golly gee thats nasty

Suchtkrebs 10 years ago
If I am perfect, I dont shit double sided full size fist shaped shit every 3 hours every day

Damien LaGuardia 11 years ago
I already do!

bro5222 11 years ago
i will take the 300 years but i dont want to be perfect. the downside though is just weird

Fluffy__TheCanExploiter 8 months ago
so superhuman I can have to power of ignoring the discomfort

Ampedonpugs 11 years ago
3 letters.wtf
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