Will You Press The Button?

HavocWreaker9 years ago

Who says I need to go through the portals? 1) Shoot one at the floor and the other at the ceiling 2) Dump a bucket of water into the one on the floor so it travels in an infinite loop 3) Build a generator powered by the water 4) Infinite energy = profit

the117doctor8 years ago

Which is equal to more profit.

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Javongod3 years ago

Ok why not do that then

Potat8 years ago

*places one portal at crotch level and the other at mouth level, walks forward and then.. you know ; )*

FL4M3last year

love that pfp

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Duck in a Hoodie9 years ago

AAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDD The downside? You would already die from falling anyway.

I are scotland9 years ago

my mouse broke I pressed it too hard and too fast

Potat8 years ago

Ahem! Downside? You"re not looking anything, you"re just gaining a portal gun..

TheLonelyCheese9 years ago

No downside unless you suck at using Portal guns.

ATSLoopholes8 years ago

The only thing that changes is that you get a portal gun.

Magicwolf22638 years ago

Me: HII~II~II~II MOM Mother: Uhh, what"s that? Me: A~A~A P~OR~TA~L GU~UUN! Mother: HUh? Me:*Puts portal into room, and goes away*

the117doctor8 years ago

*pwoosh* nope *falls through portal to other room like the goblin king from labrynth*

Fennixi8 years ago

do i get the companion cube on the buy?

NHLic8 years ago

We still need moonstone paint :(

chineese8 years ago

You don't need the moonstone paint...

Edward Grillo12 years ago

Unless... I... Acquire.... Long.... Fall... Boots!

DanTheDestroyer293 years ago

Yes very good idea

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the real mc9 years ago

Everyone is thinking about something sexual

Peridots boobs9 years ago

LIKE ME!!

MysteryGuyDude9 years ago

Be careful then, dont use it too high

GothicBlueEyes9 years ago

Just be smart where you shoot the damn thing.

Linker9 years ago

RIP infinity loop :(

Jason Turner12 years ago

just dont decide to portal yourself somewhere high and unstable!

Plutonium13378 years ago

Basically don't fuck up

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Toxicitor10 years ago

well now i'm making a button for getting long fall boots and a moon dust paintcan.

L00PH0L37 years ago

I would just be carefull

TristanHead7 years ago

Foolish majority, portal guns only work on surfaces like that of the moon.

Vault-boy7 years ago

Wait wait wait from p.p.portal made by valve!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and just go to aperture science laboratorys and acquire long fall boots plus companion cube my only friend

One-Sixty8 years ago

I pressed button before this saying I dont take fall damage so.....win win

Peridots boobs9 years ago

I would use the power of metal to float me

mr.whatface9 years ago

Tell scientists, they make more, we have fun times, they eventually create the long fall boots or replace my skeleton with fucking titanium.

Jacob Wright12 years ago

Get a job at nasa, fire one at the floor and one at the moon. Incredibly cheap form of transportation of materials for their moon base. Just make sure to charge them for it.

Peridots boobs9 years ago

Like over 1,000,000 dollars

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Thomas Breslin-peel12 years ago

just dont portal to the moon and you will be fine.

Andrew Gladden12 years ago

I DON'T NEED YOU GRAVITY!

Jade Dawes12 years ago

And you can have this one... *Gasps* It's a replica~

DeRpY0019 years ago

There is no downside because you take fall damage in real life.

some_nerd_342413 years ago

this changes nothing about my normal life, i just get a portal gun for free and nothing else, why would i not press it?

E_J_Gec9 years ago

SHOOT A DAMM PORTAL ON THE GROUND WHEN U FALL

sonic =sanic9 years ago

Dude you'll still take fall damage

Prism8 years ago

Still useful. I can get my coffee easier. Or I can sell it to NASA. Or I can break it and kill everything. Yeah...

joshuaivan1410 years ago

use it for emergencies

Buttonpresser256787 years ago

Get out of school free card

Barney_The_Purple_Dinosaur4 years ago

A regular gun works just as well

NukeIt9er9 years ago

Its an enchant called feather falling, I recommend you try it.

bloodyblade8 years ago

so infi electricity or insta death to any one else

Sean Cully12 years ago

As long as GLaDOS isn't trying to kill me I'll be fine

uughdesequestions9 years ago

or when u are about to hit the ground shoot it with your portal gun and go to the other side of the world (if that's how it works)

SSJG2SSJ5AJR9 years ago

I dont take fall damage any way

Simon Yankovski12 years ago

i had some sick thoughts about that portal gun ... i'm not proud of it...

MLG_Noob99209 years ago

No downside...

Ztap7 years ago

Teleport black hole to earth then every one who wonders what it is like in a black hole will know

therealobama3 years ago

ok free gun

TheButtonRekt9 years ago

No downside.

CorbaKing7 years ago

In other words, you stay human

:-) 9 years ago

Don't put them high up

Suddenly-Pineapplezz4 years ago

You already take fall damage irl, so you get a free portal gun. I see no downside

MysteryGuyDude9 years ago

Be careful then, dont use it too high

Captaincowtj11 years ago

Portals can only be fired on surfaces coated in moon dust... It would be useless

888thorn9 years ago

"still" downsides are basically neutral SO WIN

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