Will You Press The Button?

SUPERMACHINEKNOWLEDGE last year

The politician with a grisly mug will learn to fly.

HavocWreaker 10 years ago

Who says I need to go through the portals? 1) Shoot one at the floor and the other at the ceiling 2) Dump a bucket of water into the one on the floor so it travels in an infinite loop 3) Build a generator powered by the water 4) Infinite energy = profit

the117doctor 9 years ago

Which is equal to more profit.

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Potat 10 years ago

*places one portal at crotch level and the other at mouth level, walks forward and then.. you know ; )*

AIMAR last month

Bro, what are you doing???

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Duck in a Hoodie 11 years ago

AAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDD The downside? You would already die from falling anyway.

Javongod 4 years ago

Ok why not do that then

I are scotland 11 years ago

my mouse broke I pressed it too hard and too fast

TheLonelyCheese 11 years ago

No downside unless you suck at using Portal guns.

Potat 10 years ago

Ahem! Downside? You"re not looking anything, you"re just gaining a portal gun..

Edward Grillo 13 years ago

Unless... I... Acquire.... Long.... Fall... Boots!

DanTheDestroyer29 5 years ago

Yes very good idea

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ATSLoopholes 9 years ago

The only thing that changes is that you get a portal gun.

Magicwolf2263 10 years ago

Me: HII~II~II~II MOM Mother: Uhh, what"s that? Me: A~A~A P~OR~TA~L GU~UUN! Mother: HUh? Me:*Puts portal into room, and goes away*

the117doctor 9 years ago

*pwoosh* nope *falls through portal to other room like the goblin king from labrynth*

Fennixi 10 years ago

do i get the companion cube on the buy?

NHLic 10 years ago

We still need moonstone paint :(

chineese 9 years ago

You don't need the moonstone paint...

the real mc 10 years ago

Everyone is thinking about something sexual

Peridots boobs 10 years ago

LIKE ME!!

MysteryGuyDude 11 years ago

Be careful then, dont use it too high

GothicBlueEyes 10 years ago

Just be smart where you shoot the damn thing.

Linker 11 years ago

RIP infinity loop :(

Jason Turner 13 years ago

just dont decide to portal yourself somewhere high and unstable!

Plutonium1337 10 years ago

Basically don't fuck up

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Toxicitor 12 years ago

well now i'm making a button for getting long fall boots and a moon dust paintcan.

L00PH0L3 9 years ago

I would just be carefull

TristanHead 9 years ago

Foolish majority, portal guns only work on surfaces like that of the moon.

Vault-boy 9 years ago

Wait wait wait from p.p.portal made by valve!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and just go to aperture science laboratorys and acquire long fall boots plus companion cube my only friend

One-Sixty 9 years ago

I pressed button before this saying I dont take fall damage so.....win win

Peridots boobs 10 years ago

I would use the power of metal to float me

mr.whatface 11 years ago

Tell scientists, they make more, we have fun times, they eventually create the long fall boots or replace my skeleton with fucking titanium.

Jacob Wright 13 years ago

Get a job at nasa, fire one at the floor and one at the moon. Incredibly cheap form of transportation of materials for their moon base. Just make sure to charge them for it.

Peridots boobs 10 years ago

Like over 1,000,000 dollars

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Thomas Breslin-peel 13 years ago

just dont portal to the moon and you will be fine.

Andrew Gladden 13 years ago

I DON'T NEED YOU GRAVITY!

Jade Dawes 13 years ago

And you can have this one... *Gasps* It's a replica~

Minegraft 2 years ago

me when physics

NoahNelson 9 years ago

YAAAAAASSSSSSSS

buttontwister 11 years ago

i'd just have to be careful, so i don't ca- wait, i'd not be able to do the infinite fall thing... oh well *press*

GalaxyBrainLoopholes 5 years ago

What"s with buttons that give you stuff? This is literally a free portal gun! There are so many ways to use one, you can fast travel (assuming you"ve left a portal at your destination), you can turn it into an infinite generator by putting one on the ceili... [Show full comment]

sonic =sanic 11 years ago

No downside

solarandlunar 11 years ago

All you have to do is don't be stupid with it

Komodo 9 years ago

You just gotta be careful

rush2018 12 years ago

It can't be that bad

Nexus2635 6 years ago

Well, yeah! Who doesn't want a fucking portal gun!?

Death's Reaver 11 years ago

then i'll use a parachute. problem solved.

caden wayne 8 years ago

um so long as your not launching your self off a building into space that shouldnt be an issue

asome 11 years ago

step 1: fire one at the floor. step 2: fire one at the ceiling above the portal on the floor. step 3: put pillows around the portal on the floor. step 4: have fun.

RobinHail 10 years ago

What"s the downside unless you don't know how to use it

OwenMinecart 9 years ago

turn into spider man

rclark 11 years ago

Sure I will just use it on walls and the floor

bpeo 4 years ago

This doesn't really have a downside

ProXelaetoR 11 years ago

Portal to mars!

DevasWar 12 years ago

First problem about this button: Only surfaces covered with moon-dust will work, therefore gun is useless. Second problem about this button: The character controlled in Portal owns a pair of special boots that negates falling damage, so if all the charact... [Show full comment]

diddo 5 years ago

just portal into Portal

LOLMeme 11 years ago

PORTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

TheAwesomePurpleOwl 9 years ago

I'm immortal so yea

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