Will You Press The Button?

SUPERMACHINEKNOWLEDGE last year

The politician with a grisly mug will learn to fly.

HavocWreaker 10 years ago

Who says I need to go through the portals? 1) Shoot one at the floor and the other at the ceiling 2) Dump a bucket of water into the one on the floor so it travels in an infinite loop 3) Build a generator powered by the water 4) Infinite energy = profit

the117doctor 9 years ago

Which is equal to more profit.

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Potat 10 years ago

*places one portal at crotch level and the other at mouth level, walks forward and then.. you know ; )*

AIMAR 2 months ago

Bro, what are you doing???

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Duck in a Hoodie 11 years ago

AAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDD The downside? You would already die from falling anyway.

Javongod 4 years ago

Ok why not do that then

I are scotland 11 years ago

my mouse broke I pressed it too hard and too fast

TheLonelyCheese 11 years ago

No downside unless you suck at using Portal guns.

Potat 10 years ago

Ahem! Downside? You"re not looking anything, you"re just gaining a portal gun..

Edward Grillo 13 years ago

Unless... I... Acquire.... Long.... Fall... Boots!

DanTheDestroyer29 5 years ago

Yes very good idea

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ATSLoopholes 9 years ago

The only thing that changes is that you get a portal gun.

Magicwolf2263 10 years ago

Me: HII~II~II~II MOM Mother: Uhh, what"s that? Me: A~A~A P~OR~TA~L GU~UUN! Mother: HUh? Me:*Puts portal into room, and goes away*

the117doctor 9 years ago

*pwoosh* nope *falls through portal to other room like the goblin king from labrynth*

Fennixi 10 years ago

do i get the companion cube on the buy?

NHLic 10 years ago

We still need moonstone paint :(

chineese 9 years ago

You don't need the moonstone paint...

the real mc 10 years ago

Everyone is thinking about something sexual

Peridots boobs 10 years ago

LIKE ME!!

MysteryGuyDude 11 years ago

Be careful then, dont use it too high

GothicBlueEyes 10 years ago

Just be smart where you shoot the damn thing.

Linker 11 years ago

RIP infinity loop :(

Jason Turner 13 years ago

just dont decide to portal yourself somewhere high and unstable!

Plutonium1337 10 years ago

Basically don't fuck up

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Toxicitor 12 years ago

well now i'm making a button for getting long fall boots and a moon dust paintcan.

L00PH0L3 9 years ago

I would just be carefull

TristanHead 9 years ago

Foolish majority, portal guns only work on surfaces like that of the moon.

Vault-boy 9 years ago

Wait wait wait from p.p.portal made by valve!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and just go to aperture science laboratorys and acquire long fall boots plus companion cube my only friend

One-Sixty 9 years ago

I pressed button before this saying I dont take fall damage so.....win win

Peridots boobs 10 years ago

I would use the power of metal to float me

mr.whatface 11 years ago

Tell scientists, they make more, we have fun times, they eventually create the long fall boots or replace my skeleton with fucking titanium.

Jacob Wright 13 years ago

Get a job at nasa, fire one at the floor and one at the moon. Incredibly cheap form of transportation of materials for their moon base. Just make sure to charge them for it.

Peridots boobs 10 years ago

Like over 1,000,000 dollars

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Thomas Breslin-peel 13 years ago

just dont portal to the moon and you will be fine.

Andrew Gladden 13 years ago

I DON'T NEED YOU GRAVITY!

Jade Dawes 13 years ago

And you can have this one... *Gasps* It's a replica~

some_nerd_34241 5 years ago

this changes nothing about my normal life, i just get a portal gun for free and nothing else, why would i not press it?

E_J_Gec 11 years ago

SHOOT A DAMM PORTAL ON THE GROUND WHEN U FALL

sonic =sanic 11 years ago

Dude you'll still take fall damage

Prism 9 years ago

Still useful. I can get my coffee easier. Or I can sell it to NASA. Or I can break it and kill everything. Yeah...

joshuaivan14 11 years ago

use it for emergencies

DeRpY001 10 years ago

There is no downside because you take fall damage in real life.

bloodyblade 9 years ago

so infi electricity or insta death to any one else

Sean Cully 13 years ago

As long as GLaDOS isn't trying to kill me I'll be fine

uughdesequestions 11 years ago

or when u are about to hit the ground shoot it with your portal gun and go to the other side of the world (if that's how it works)

Buttonpresser25678 8 years ago

Get out of school free card

Barney_The_Purple_Dinosaur 6 years ago

A regular gun works just as well

NukeIt9er 11 years ago

Its an enchant called feather falling, I recommend you try it.

MLG_Noob9920 11 years ago

No downside...

Ztap 9 years ago

Teleport black hole to earth then every one who wonders what it is like in a black hole will know

SSJG2SSJ5AJR 11 years ago

I dont take fall damage any way

Simon Yankovski 13 years ago

i had some sick thoughts about that portal gun ... i'm not proud of it...

CorbaKing 9 years ago

In other words, you stay human

:-) 11 years ago

Don't put them high up

therealobama 4 years ago

ok free gun

TheButtonRekt 11 years ago

No downside.

888thorn 11 years ago

"still" downsides are basically neutral SO WIN

Suddenly-Pineapplezz 6 years ago

You already take fall damage irl, so you get a free portal gun. I see no downside

MysteryGuyDude 11 years ago

Be careful then, dont use it too high

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