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You are now the world's greatest guitar player

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You can't ever do drugs, or have kids

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TheLlama 10 years ago

There's no downside.

Z0m41e 8 years ago

Nice profile pic.

Gareth Battersby 13 years ago

Ive never done drugs and I hate kids... this is only win for me

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago

66 LIKES OH NO THE DEMOMS

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Sean Flores 13 years ago

1. I already don't do drugs 2. Adoption....

Spain 4 years ago

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dion12345 10 years ago

U can still have sex

kombatdragon488 11 years ago

I like xxx

Stephen Lee 13 years ago

Sex and money are still in? I'm in.

Markiplier777 9 years ago

Very true

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Kuni Si 13 years ago

No kid's. Dude im in, I get to play music and never do drugs thats pretty cool by me.

Fedxftw 8 years ago

Medicine=drugs you mentally impaired fucktard

Alice Hollocher 13 years ago

>.< 1. Adoption. 2. Do I get to pick the type of guitar?

EMPTYENDER11 9 years ago

Dude children DO NOT BELONG TO YOU!!!!! they are people!!! >:-D

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Alfredo Miranda Jr. 13 years ago

PERFECT!

MatBoi7 5 years ago

1. I don't need or want drugs. 2. I doubt i"m going to find someone in the future.

wolfysnuffy4321 10 years ago

I'm not doing drugs and I not want kids really

Tessa Goodin 13 years ago

This button was a total win for me. I don't do drugs and never wanna have kids.

Floofula 9 years ago

Downside?

veedeewee 11 years ago

drugs are to important

linktry4s 11 years ago

SCREW YOU

Skull4ever 10 years ago

I never would use them anyway. And im lonely af, nobody will ever love me, so i cant get em anyway

quirky 11 years ago

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CastielLovesDean 9 years ago

Meh, win win for me

Annie332016 11 years ago

I prefer my own child

skyhoop94 10 years ago

Yay you can fuck forever no distractions

awesomoose13 11 years ago

Kids are better than being able to play guitar really well

Demonator111 11 years ago

You got that right!

JAKETHEGREAT 6 years ago

guys it is free safe sex and saves you from drugs AND you are the best guitar player.

Mewrocks 11 years ago

Winners don't do drugs.

Tomole4444 4 years ago

My aroace ass rn:

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago

Me too but aromantic people like us can adopt kids.

JohnDoe2089 10 years ago

I don't do drugs

Allwarden47 12 years ago

What on earth is the downside here?

Aextream1625 8 years ago

So what your telling me is that I can nut inside without any negative side effects or even the slightest chance of having a kid.... And I can play the guitar!

Blaze784 11 years ago

Why would I want kids or take drugs?

Anakin-the-skywalker 9 years ago

drugs are bad and kids are annoying so..

MrFoxdie 11 years ago

Just win, have sex and no kids? win

Bxsic 8 years ago

Im actually fine with that. Drugs are not in my interest and i dont have to wear condoms anymore if im not having kids lol looks like a great life.

Fedxftw 8 years ago

Medicine=drugs

skillzr123 11 years ago

drugs are bad and i dont really care if i cant have any kids

emijenk 10 years ago

I don't do drugs and if I wanted a small human I would adopt- BOOM.

Bjorn 11 years ago

I hate drugs and cant stand children, easy pick. Pressed.

MasterOfFlames_927 5 years ago

HAving kids is different to adopting them 😎

KamiNeko 10 years ago

I see no downside.

Dayna Morris 13 years ago

I don't do drugs and I don't like people touching me

I find all the loopholes 10 years ago

1) drugs are bad 2) kids are annoying 3) I already play guitar. WOOT

bluevoo 11 years ago

dont ever do drugs it is really bad

PrettyArmedKillerWolf29 6 years ago

I MAY LOVE KIDS BUT I WISH TO HAVE NONE AND I DONT DO DRUGS CUZ I HATE DRUGS

DeadWolf 10 years ago

I can't do drugs and can't have kids so this is no different then my life now

Marsha Reid 13 years ago

Downsides?

Fedxftw 8 years ago

Medicine

Mäxl 9 years ago

Fuck im already drug addicted im out xD

Julie Chan 11 years ago

I want to have kids rather than have my kids question who their real parents are there whole life.

Italia 6 years ago

Izii

Maxbarb 11 years ago

I hate kids, so this works out for me.

Fatbibidog1 9 years ago

Good bye Donald trump

Seven333 11 years ago

1. I'm not old enough, nor will I ever do it. 2. I will have pets!

Immortal-Len 2 years ago

Drugs I can live without and wasen't planing on kids anyway.

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious 10 years ago

medicines and alchol are classified as drugs you know?

butten 11 years ago

I don't want kids and drugs are bad for you.

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