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You are now the world's greatest guitar player
but
You can't ever do drugs, or have kids
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TheLlama 10 years ago
There's no downside.

Z0m41e 8 years ago
Nice profile pic.

Gareth Battersby 13 years ago
Ive never done drugs and I hate kids... this is only win for me

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago
66 LIKES OH NO THE DEMOMS
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Sean Flores 13 years ago
1. I already don't do drugs 2. Adoption....

Spain 4 years ago
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dion12345 10 years ago
U can still have sex

kombatdragon488 11 years ago
I like xxx

Stephen Lee 13 years ago
Sex and money are still in? I'm in.

Markiplier777 9 years ago
Very true
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Kuni Si 13 years ago
No kid's. Dude im in, I get to play music and never do drugs thats pretty cool by me.

Fedxftw 8 years ago
Medicine=drugs you mentally impaired fucktard

Alfredo Miranda Jr. 13 years ago
PERFECT!

Alice Hollocher 13 years ago
>.< 1. Adoption. 2. Do I get to pick the type of guitar?

EMPTYENDER11 9 years ago
Dude children DO NOT BELONG TO YOU!!!!! they are people!!! >:-D
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DERPYWORMY 10 years ago
You can have a wife but no kids and +drugs are bad for you

&amp;iquest;elzie? 11 years ago
Learn guitar the old fashioned way

tarada 5 years ago
Life gives you two singke goals the moment you are born survive and reproduce. I want to complete both of them

Arthur Silverring 10 years ago
Rrrrrrr!!!! F🔞Ing best dilemma ever!!!

fakecaity 9 years ago
I don't do drugs and never will but I really want kids

Thatgirl101 8 years ago
Same

pengie9290 11 years ago
Don't care about playing guitar, might want kids at some point even if I don't now.

That_One_Weird_Wolf 6 years ago
and now i present to you.. the powers of... ASEXUALS

S1n2h3 11 years ago
I will never do drugs and i think kids is not for me

shipqueen28 9 years ago
Drugs? No. Kids? As the female, HELL NO.

PortugasDDaniel 11 years ago
LOL Guitar sucks! Tuba wins all!

Europathunder 10 months ago
Slam dunk drugs are junk , and I’m infertile anyway

Portalpro 10 years ago
Just adopt a kid when he or she is a baby!

xxcrazy_emoxx 11 years ago
No downside XD

TomChaney 9 years ago
You would only say yes if you"ve never played guitar high

coolkidash123 11 years ago
Well yes sex is still in but you wouldn't get any kids no

Apollo924 4 years ago
DRUGS BAD BUT KIDS GOOD p.s. I’m not saying that because I’m a kid.

OX-MAN 10 years ago
Wait that's a plus all round

Morgengrauen 12 years ago
Adoption

DavidRosky 8 years ago
We are living in a sad world if not being able to do drugs is a downside...

opopasto 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

The_potato_man 5 years ago
Medicine=drugs

NotThisAgain5 10 years ago
I read the "can't do drugs" part and I was all "hell yeah", but then I saw the "no kids" one and I was like hell no.

Emma Newbury 13 years ago
Nothing bad about that.

theodoreperron 8 years ago
i dont wanna do drugs,i ALSO HATE GUITAR

skylanders king 11 years ago
it's a win win

Angel-of-the-Lord 10 years ago
DerpyDolphin 1 year ago Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears ... [Show full comment]

The Talking Cokkie 11 years ago
1st WHY DAFUQ WOULD I DO DRUGS 2nd i can just adopt one

ArgieBacomo 9 years ago
SEX without having children? HELL YEAH

Jericho the Great 11 years ago
i dont do drugs but the kid part, you can only do sex without giving birth, thats awesome

Sp00py-Jensen-Quacklez 11 years ago
Dun care about kids or drugs. Plus it doesn't say u can't adopt.

vampire-juicebox 6 years ago
Fuck it. I'll get famous, do everything I"ve ever wanted to, then commit suicide cause I can't take anti-depressants and then be remembered by rock fans forever as a tragic figure.

Mashie07 11 years ago
I want kids

Kazi Iqbl 13 years ago
if i cant have kids then no

RAYooooooo 3 years ago
It's good

Cecerosalee 10 years ago
Adopt duh

inkredeble 11 years ago
So basically the best life you could ever live. Okay.

QueenOfThrDragons 7 years ago
Never want to have kids

CyanSpirit 11 years ago
I can simply adopt a child, I don't wanna do drugs ever.... Mmmmm.... Win/Win :3

SmileDogCreepyPasta 9 years ago
I never did drugs and never will. And I just can't stand my life and others.

Fedxftw 9 years ago
Hav3 you taken medicine? They are drugs so...

Alekseisem04 11 years ago
I can to take a kid from lost kids home

Poomanpeebird 8 years ago
In my opinion drugs are better than guitars
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