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42922 (45%) people have pressed this button, while 53453 (55%) did not.
Age 5x slower.
but
All your friends, family, lovers and children will outgrow you.
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Anonymgord9 years ago
Umm, are you just listing the consequences or actually trying to make it a dilemma?

Allie543218 years ago
Ikr

Kittenlover1018 years ago
I'm tired of this "doctor who" sh**

peepman205 years ago
do you mean doctor what?
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jamesmoriarty11 years ago
Doctor Who?

eeTns5 months ago
这个我是真想要
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jadyncute68 years ago
i wnt to age 5x faster plz

Kelvingtsfan3 years ago
U wanna die sooner?

Ixion Wunderwaffe12 years ago
dont see down side

yukari-akiyama4 years ago
yep, im shitler
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ChseiKokoro8 years ago
What friends? Hate my family. No lovers, no plans to have children. PUSHING THE BUTON! SLAMMING THE BUTTON! ALL DAY THE BUTTON

R2D2O29 years ago
Immortality's a bitch

RogueGamer969 years ago
Its says u age 5x slower not that you immortal

Ignas Jazbutis10 years ago
Why Did People Did Not Press The Button!!!! Not Growing Up That Fast IS BETTER THAN DIEING

Pemdesos10 years ago
Edit: Arthritis at 300, death at 400. I can math.
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Crokobos4 years ago
If its genetic I can have children that keep me company. If its not I can at least live to see my great great great grandchildren or something.

GalaxyDragons8 years ago
I'm already short

WaterFlame927 years ago
See if I care I don't give a shit

kiyan123459 years ago
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JeffreyLegoMan10 years ago
NOOOOOO! I LIKE BEING TALLER THAN MY MOM!

deathburn559 years ago
This is what happens to half vampires in the cirque du freak book series

Rima Touya12 years ago
Just bc thats what its like to be a half vampire (Darren Shan fans i summon you)

xyasj2 months ago
我宁愿自己先老去

GraceLordMP8 years ago
I already look like a 5 year old, I would like to age faster.

MaahSebastian8 years ago
So your profile pic is a selfie?

fuckingidiot9 years ago
You first,dad,mom,sister,brother,lover,children.

The Angels Spirit9 years ago
They outgrow you because you age 5x slower ._.

Cambournecoolboy10 years ago
Hey! Friends and family? Can you press this button?

ninja cat \\"mew\\"10 years ago
Yep 209x over!LOL!!!!

LukBart5 years ago
I don't care about my life or my age. I am ugly and i'll stay ugly.

LogicalDolphin10 years ago
You're not young forever, you're old for even longer however.

LunaticCultist7 years ago
Where is the downside?

GoodForYou9 years ago
Find more people.

bisbing8 years ago
Immortality is bad, because you will never die, but this is not immortality, so you will die eventually, and I don't really care about anyone else, so I can't really see a downside.

8nicolas89 years ago
won't they outgrow me anyway I age 5x slower

JarebareGaming2 10 years ago
If you press the button you can't have sex between 1-12

Lucario99064 years ago
Literally no downside, the "downside" actually just removed the consequence of living longer.

TheBossBitch7 years ago
Okkkayyyy...? Where’s the downside???

oliver251110 years ago
Donkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyuyyyyyuuyyyyyyyyyyer

demonslayer75009 years ago
Look like 40 actually 97

Lightcore8 years ago
That might happen anyways

marry-chen12 days ago
不是永生,但是能活更久,多好

Wolf1238 years ago
I like being small. #smolduck :D

ZaneLion9 years ago
I will not?

epikpie9 years ago
That"d make for one hell of a midlife crisis.

GrimGuy11110 years ago
I don't like this one

Iamsuasidal8 years ago
Notice me sempie

cielcore5 years ago
im 5"1 everyone has outgrown me anyway

hanjean9 years ago
I.:-( no ill grow faster they can live forever my lugs shall love on!

Urkedurke10 years ago
soooooooo..........

DanTheMan12347 years ago
what is a downside? i have not seen it in so long...

Jennifer Clapp12 years ago
ummmm...

lukaza128 years ago
so every one i know will be 2 meters or higher? wow

Skyrim lover9 years ago
yea not pressing the btton i like being as tall as every adult in my family at age 10

Skyrim lover9 years ago
my computer dosent like me typing

WolfTamer8 years ago
Wouldn't you then have to find someone to marry when you are like actually 50 but you look like ur 20

WolfTamer8 years ago
I didn't do the math right...

stanly9 years ago
Crap I pressed it

stanly9 years ago
The last one

Chris Freakin Makin10 years ago
Don't see a downside? Already the shortest in my family

CosmosQuest7 years ago
woh broh, more time to play!

Junyux9 years ago
That down side do not make sence. If you live 5 times longer your friends obviously it's gonna outgrow you.

anonymousish8 years ago
"Hey man when"s your birthday?" "Idk you wait for 5 years I guess"
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