Will You Press The Button?

Migdin1 10 years ago

WILL die... doesnt mean they die now, everyone will die anyways

PUTT-PUTT 9 years ago

Smart

EvanJambora 10 years ago

That"s like half the world (fuck u terrorists)

shieldbug 4 years ago

I'm aromentic and the first condition is the real downside for me

Jesse Teer 13 years ago

Eh, the human population could use fewer people. I just hope they're all stupid.

Archer_shoob 5 years ago

Idk how the universe works anymore lol

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Ilikefortnite 8 years ago

So basically saving the world from overpopulation and being with the love of your life.

EMPTYENDER11 9 years ago

I"d go down in history!!

JackTheBricker 9 years ago

I don’t know three billion people

Ryszcl 9 years ago

World overpopulation solved.

Legion7274 9 years ago

Solves overpopulation!

lexi-the-homosexual-dragonborn 9 years ago

The world could use a few less people anyways.

Fierceclaws 9 years ago

It"s horrifying that 29690 people are willing to slaughter half the population of the entire planet just to get a girlfriend! That is seriously the most selfish thing I have ever heard!

Generalolie 11 years ago

Actually 3 billion people will die anyway whether you like it or not

sylveondestroyerofworlds 5 years ago

basically save the world for another few decades and get to be with the love of my life

purpleoctupus068 8 years ago

If you press the button your basically thanos

AlphaZero0 3 years ago

Lol

HcorpseParty 10 years ago

The word will be a good place with -3 billion peple

BellaRoseKozzy 11 years ago

downside?

Fierceclaws 9 years ago

YOU"RE KILLING HALF OF ALL HUMANS! That means everyone you know has 50% chance to die!

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BhavikTibrewala 9 years ago

3 billion is a bit too much. Many good people will die u fairly. Plus my true love is cricket so that shouldn't be a problem

ththomas9 6 years ago

I don't care about the true love part.

MatthewCooper 10 years ago

Fingers crossed that ones trump

Hikari Jansen 13 years ago

Most of the comments really scare me. Over 6,000 out of 16,000 people actually would do this? Statistically, that means that two in five people you meet walking down the street would happily murder you just to get a love interest that they may or may not meet anyway.

WordFile 3 years ago

Maybe they just didn't think about it to hard? Or did it to be funny?

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Overwatch2000 9 years ago

I pressed it

drowssap 9 years ago

Those statistic are way too close.

Ethan Rutherford 13 years ago

We got a bunch of lil genocidal bastards out there, don't we?

Sign_up 5 years ago

They played undertale and took the genoside route without knowing it was in the game

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kingcoal12 9 years ago

Well yeah cause they"re dead

KilledHolyWater 9 years ago

DONALD TRUMP QUESTION!

Arin Spanner 13 years ago

Dear Santa, For Christmas I'd like some morals

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

No can do kid, we"re fresh out.

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Chandler Blake Martin 13 years ago

its kinda crowded here anyways..

Nathan Eidson 13 years ago

Why would you press this button?!

Electricgoldfish 10 years ago

The part before the but

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Cruz Rea 13 years ago

there is no downside

LinaRukova 4 years ago

Earth, only for you... *presses*

arcade the cat 11 years ago

We need less humans. It would reduce global warming

MLG Guy 11 years ago

Sounds good *all humanity dies right in front of me* this is the life.....

Elizabeth Hilts 13 years ago

Meet everyone

stevenquartzuniverse0205 9 years ago

if I get to find love, get rid of my enimies, AND never ever be lonely again ill do it

philtheninja 11 years ago

everyone in china and africa

HeyImHereNow 10 years ago

Stupidity everywhere

SkFt 6 years ago

Thanos

Memelord6921 11 years ago

LEARN EVERYONES NAMES

CarolusMagnus 10 years ago

4.4 billion people left, easing overpopulation problems, while "neither of you will be lonely"?

XRaider_UHC 11 years ago

43% of people actually pressed the button? Fuck off selfish's motherfuckers

asome 11 years ago

F*ck you bicth

Willtron15 9 years ago

Hell yeah

Quack-Peep 11 years ago

This means there's a chance of about 42% you'll kill Justin Bieber. Worth it!!!

Zoeyb 9 years ago

31611 people pressed the button...........wow

you_got_no_jams 11 years ago

then what will those poor people's loved ones do? nope thats no. no. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Smithy_The_Button_Pusher 9 years ago

Where"s the downside.

Astro Dime 12 years ago

Keep in mind, everyone, that the world's population is at 7+ billion. One press kills a little less than half of everyone on the planet. The odds of you and your lover surviving that is very slim. The second press kills almost everyone else. There would be... [Show full comment]

AngeLimaRain 2 years ago

58769 demons HELL NO

Dragongirl1978 10 years ago

i dont want a love of my life tbh, even if i would want one my dad won't let me

Rebecca Burke 13 years ago

the earth needs a few less people and the population is only gonna keep growing

Scrouldrer 11 years ago

Hope the 3 billion people are asshole idiots

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