Will You Press The Button?

Migdin1 10 years ago

WILL die... doesnt mean they die now, everyone will die anyways

PUTT-PUTT 9 years ago

Smart

EvanJambora 10 years ago

That"s like half the world (fuck u terrorists)

shieldbug 4 years ago

I'm aromentic and the first condition is the real downside for me

Jesse Teer 13 years ago

Eh, the human population could use fewer people. I just hope they're all stupid.

Archer_shoob 5 years ago

Idk how the universe works anymore lol

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Ilikefortnite 8 years ago

So basically saving the world from overpopulation and being with the love of your life.

EMPTYENDER11 8 years ago

I"d go down in history!!

JackTheBricker 9 years ago

I don’t know three billion people

Ryszcl 9 years ago

World overpopulation solved.

Legion7274 9 years ago

Solves overpopulation!

lexi-the-homosexual-dragonborn 9 years ago

The world could use a few less people anyways.

Fierceclaws 9 years ago

It"s horrifying that 29690 people are willing to slaughter half the population of the entire planet just to get a girlfriend! That is seriously the most selfish thing I have ever heard!

Generalolie 11 years ago

Actually 3 billion people will die anyway whether you like it or not

sylveondestroyerofworlds 5 years ago

basically save the world for another few decades and get to be with the love of my life

purpleoctupus068 8 years ago

If you press the button your basically thanos

AlphaZero0 3 years ago

Lol

HcorpseParty 10 years ago

The word will be a good place with -3 billion peple

BellaRoseKozzy 11 years ago

downside?

Fierceclaws 9 years ago

YOU"RE KILLING HALF OF ALL HUMANS! That means everyone you know has 50% chance to die!

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BhavikTibrewala 9 years ago

3 billion is a bit too much. Many good people will die u fairly. Plus my true love is cricket so that shouldn't be a problem

ththomas9 6 years ago

I don't care about the true love part.

MatthewCooper 10 years ago

Fingers crossed that ones trump

Hikari Jansen 13 years ago

Most of the comments really scare me. Over 6,000 out of 16,000 people actually would do this? Statistically, that means that two in five people you meet walking down the street would happily murder you just to get a love interest that they may or may not meet anyway.

WordFile 3 years ago

Maybe they just didn't think about it to hard? Or did it to be funny?

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Overwatch2000 8 years ago

I pressed it

drowssap 9 years ago

Those statistic are way too close.

kingcoal12 9 years ago

Well yeah cause they"re dead

Ethan Rutherford 13 years ago

We got a bunch of lil genocidal bastards out there, don't we?

Sign_up 5 years ago

They played undertale and took the genoside route without knowing it was in the game

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KilledHolyWater 9 years ago

DONALD TRUMP QUESTION!

Arin Spanner 13 years ago

Dear Santa, For Christmas I'd like some morals

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

No can do kid, we"re fresh out.

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Chandler Blake Martin 13 years ago

its kinda crowded here anyways..

Nathan Eidson 13 years ago

Why would you press this button?!

Electricgoldfish 10 years ago

The part before the but

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Cruz Rea 13 years ago

there is no downside

ian130 11 years ago

3 billion pepole is like the hole earth guys

RegularHomoSapensSapien 11 years ago

There are 7 billion people on Earth.

DrakeDes 9 years ago

Already met her

Monkeycay 11 years ago

If I don't know them I don't care about them

Shadownin100 10 years ago

I could literally careless if people I didn't meet died

Yolo420 11 years ago

I don't give no fucks

Keyzenite 9 years ago

When tey'll die? Someday anyways

Bee King 11 years ago

40% of people are REALY desperate for love

SixtyLSZ last month

我为地球减轻了负担

GEARSxWARRIOR 10 years ago

Loganicai, have u met a decent american or are u just pig headed as most hypocrites are?

BooyatigyBros 8 years ago

well global warming will at least be later

Charles Adams 13 years ago

Help china

AlphaAblikim 3 years ago

I. Am. Thor.

Iggy 10 years ago

I would get arrested for crimes against humanity for wiping 3/7 of the world's population.

uiop3 11 years ago

Dont care about love i just want to gencide

crazymew142 11 years ago

*genocide :3

KevinSwain 5 years ago

No downside

jklo666 11 years ago

There's only 3Bill in the world

urmomsdickholeHA 11 years ago

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Aeonim 10 years ago

It never said when the 3 billion people will die, and since death is inevitable, there"s really no downside. However, the love of your life may not be particularly interested in you. It"s a 50/50 chance of benefit or no benefit if it were to happen :/

Louise Mawari Ã†Ã°elred 13 years ago

Lets not compound human suffering just so two people can get some.

Narhima Abbas 11 years ago

We are destroying the planet... Worth it

Owain452 10 years ago

Mass genocide and I get the love of my life. Maybe if it was the ideal person with the ideal life, but just the lover isn't enough.

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