Will You Press The Button?

You control the force, and have all of Yoda's knowledge of the force

but

You are not acceptance as a jedi knight or sith lord apprentice (youre just a random dude with random knowledge)

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horrible person9 years ago

I'm just an idiot with a lightsaber going around choking people? All right!!

Amami4K3 years ago

I need a lightsaber *looking on amazon*

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dutchdoomsday9 years ago

Not a jedi or sith? A third power in the mix... the order of lord Boner!

DeathStarDestroyer9 years ago

It says sith lord APPRENTICE, so I could be a sith lord. Loopholes!

irishwolf8 years ago

Are you a fucking lawyer cuz YOU sir are actually using your head

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Purkkhan578 years ago

Jedi and sith suck! I can do whatever i want with the force? HELL YEA!

Joe_bluboi3 years ago

Become a Sith Emperor! How’d you think palpatine came into power?

Assassith9 years ago

Boba Fett with the force?

SameMan68 years ago

You get free knowledge and powers, you just don't get another thing? I'm in!

Andreas Johannessen12 years ago

Bounty hunter with the force!

Tigershark901723 years ago

cool idea

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irishwolf8 years ago

My mom: all of the fun none of the rules FUCK YEA! Me: I fear for this world

anordinaryday8 years ago

I fail to see the downside

Trax5107 years ago

I mean...okay

Prism8 years ago

WHO GIVES A FUCK. GOT WHAT IS BASICALLY TELEPATHY. PREPARE URANUS FOR MASS INVERSION.

NooniToons8 years ago

I already am

KarlAmundBolstad8 years ago

Dont ned to risk my life??

AisCool8 years ago

Hey I"d still have the force I don't care if I'm a random person with knowledge

KillerCubePlays9 years ago

Literally no downside

butterlord9 years ago

I don't care

Tanner Pineo12 years ago

So basically I'm Yoda in the Star Wars... I believe the fifth one. That is when Luke goes to Dagobah and Yoda teaches him right? And R2-D2 is almost eaten by a swamp monster. Ah whatev. Yoda wasn't exactly helpful in any of the movies except for the fight with Dooku in the second one.

Bountyhunter32337 years ago

My username says it all...FUCKING YES!!!

hailey$9 years ago

Haha I hate star wars but I went to the movies and there was about 100 people waiting at the door for star wars7

Commenter7878 years ago

Cool, now I'm the coolest kid in school!

kyleigh11 years ago

I can just make everyone praise me

MikeymikeSH3 years ago

Another one with no downside…

lol kid9 years ago

m still a jedi on earth

Chris_The_Grape8 years ago

So basically the guy from rouge 1? Or Princess Leia? Hell yeah!

Michael Wilson12 years ago

no responsibilities

Slendyyy4 years ago

Grey Jedi!!!

xXSHARKYXx9 years ago

So another side is created!

Eerovito10 years ago

So you're a gray jedi

howdoyoumakewater7 years ago

This makes life so much easier remote on the other side of the room? No problum use the force

Dariuo9 years ago

It's a win-win for me.

Captain-Jack-Harkness8 years ago

Hates Star Wars

Themauf6 years ago

Hate leads to the dark side

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robbazviking 2110 years ago

im a jedith yes

Chazee9 years ago

Reek havoc on cities BECOME a syth BECOME a Jedi

Davvedido8 years ago

Yay!

CuriosMi10 years ago

rolling solo

Asdasdas10 months ago

Bruv mate, it still useful innit? Why the fuck did i just type in british

TheArkerportian9 years ago

Please learn English before submitting questions.

Yaboi8 years ago

You can still understand it

RyanKhairul7 years ago

Ever heard of the tragedy of my nibba darth plague man the wise

Fox229 years ago

Jedi sit they are both evil dictators

Sepriolus4 years ago

Misclicked. I meant to smash the button.

Michael_8239 years ago

What If You Have Telekinesis And Don't Need The Force

screams7 years ago

I am already a random dude with random knowledge

Cimitiri9 years ago

Who cares, could still use a lightsaber

ShadyFire358 years ago

I'm one with the force and the force is with me

Moritz Kefer12 years ago

I'll found my own order. With blackjack and hookers!

lolidrop dumdumdumadum10 years ago

im already a random dude

TheEnglishAngel8 years ago

Off to amaze people with my levitation powers, brb

Potater_boi6 years ago

Doesn't matter, yote a dude

mindlesscorn9 years ago

make a new side! fill in the blank the _______ side

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