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You will get immortal as long as you want. As soon as you want to die you will (after 24 hours so if you still want to be immortal you can become it again). You also regenerate from all injury within seconds.

but

People don't understand you and once a week you will be operated, cut open and organs taken out with you feeling all the pain. Not going to this operation once a week will cause you to die.

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FuckedUpCat2 months ago

Fuck this I’m not

Yeetaleet56343 years ago

Literally the downside is going against all logic in the upside.

BestDecisions3 years ago

I don't think that is how immortality works

Makkuro3 years ago

lol, i gut this exact same question like 10 minutes ago. same comments and everything. is this rare?

D.manlast year

Nope

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Haunter3 years ago

How would they cut me open if I heal in seconds and how would I die not going once a week if I'm immortal

Ambinece3 months ago

Logic defying doctors ofcourse! Do people never teach you these things in schools? /j

meatloave3 months ago

Whoever wrote that is a twit

2fast2orangelast year

not reading all that

Qingbing4 months ago

Very scary.

Hyltran3 years ago

I will be drunk and forget it every time they cut my open cheers 🍻 🥂 everyone

xrazgarx4 years ago

How can you become immortal again after you die? When you die you cease to be and lack any cognitive thought.

PersonGuyMan4 years ago

Stop making me question reality

dogpond12_fanboy3 months ago

so Like im immortal but im gonna die???? buddy i think you might be stupid Just a little bit though

theguytholast year

Me trying to understand this is more painful than the weekly organ surgery thing

Threeturnip22683 years ago

What

Puppet25124 months ago

If I regenerate in seconds they can't operate

Maharidlast year

There are really 2000+ peoples that pressed this?

MouseGirl3 years ago

What is the link to this button

maxdestroy3r9 months ago

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0_Maru_04 months ago

Wtf?

nonono0last year

why would you want to be immortal though

BabyDeer2 months ago

I think I'm good.

Linedot9 months ago

This button is too long. They’re fine until they get long like this

Squammy3 years ago

Bold of you to assume I feel pain-

Niggakiller4 months ago

Yap

sh0ttyg0thug3GY4TTlast year

guess I'll die

D_YellowMadnesslast month

The downside turns the upside into another downside.

Kiti8 months ago

Cool!! I get to be a science experiment!!

Hyltran3 years ago

My only concern is the pain part. Can I be shit face drunk when the cut my open? So I don’t remember it? Because I actually believe you have a responsibility to do stuff like that if you have that kind of power. I think giving blood is a reasonable compromise.

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