What is Dark Matter?
Non-luminous material which is postulated to exist in space and which could take either of two forms: weakly interacting particles or high-energy randomly moving particles created soon after the Big Bang.
Cryptic enough for you?
NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
Your answer needs a rhyming sound in order to actually be profound.
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Dis_My_Username7 years ago
I can already answer any question. Of course, that doesn't mean I'm always right.
i would become a politician. they can't stump me, and i"d be epic at political speak.......
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Argho8 years ago
Fuck yeah
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Riley Sanford9 years ago
So the Cheshire cat?
Cheshire shadow8 years ago
with my other buttons, i would be a human style version. gained teleportation, riches, and immortality from other buttons. and universe hopping skills. and an unlimited wardrobe......i would go to the pasta universe and become cheshire shadow......the drea...[Show full comment]
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HannahJane Turner12 years ago
I just be droppin' some sick motherfuckin' beats like Dave Strider and Zecora. Hell to the yeah!
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Conner Wolf12 years ago
#Oracle
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Steven Stulock12 years ago
Sounds like a dream come true. I can be like Buddha!
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Cat_Spit7 years ago
Gandalf?
Also, do i have to answer in a cryptic rhyme or is that just for the ones i cant answer?
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Tgk11 years ago
Where is the fun in NOT telling answers in cryptic rhymes? But can I do it in a very Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy humor way? That's what matters.
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Acespeed9 years ago
so your just a smart rapper that everyone hates
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PopTart2039 years ago
no because it didnt say anything bout getting the question right
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MrSpaceWolf9 years ago
Always answer in rhyme and always talk like Bill Cypher...
STRONG WIN.
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Carlos40669 years ago
Test winner for the win!
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The_Darkstar8 years ago
If I can answer any question I'll just make the rhyme something obvious
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Victor Nakura Jimenez12 years ago
Dude. . . .
This is like the best thing that can happen to an author
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SvenWhylast year
this for me is true i will take and be thrugh
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_holly1239 years ago
Back off haters
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befree22098 years ago
I can become the next famous rapper.
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Thundia 9 years ago
Cryptic rhythm is already me :p No downside
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Sakura_Dragonfly10 years ago
awsome
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Peypeyplays9 years ago
You cant make them hate me lol
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yay9 years ago
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MintybuttTheGalaxyWizard6 years ago
Mfw I get to be tzeentch
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p3nguin1239 years ago
translator[translate into wingdings]
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VirtualShyGuy9 years ago
#SimonsQuest
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Frodo7 years ago
I see nothing wrong with this
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Pokefan1238 years ago
Parents at a diner: so what are you getting for breakfast?
Me: I am getting that which is made by gods. And when tasted it makes people scream in awes.
Parents: so French toast?
Me: yep
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leopardspots229 years ago
I would want this just to annoy the hell out of my friends and teachers. XD
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Adrian Ngai9 years ago
A+ on all tests including SAT/ACT=worth it.
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Tsvetock10 years ago
Ok but imagine
"What do you want for dinner"
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Linebine9 years ago
im ok with ppl hating me :3
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Fite_Me_You_Bitchacho7 years ago
This is me already
Fite_Me_You_Bitchacho7 years ago
at least I"d be a better poet
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namgrub11 years ago
sound fun like me
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Doflamingo9 years ago
wait so the oracle I CAN MAKE A BUSINESS OUT OF THIS
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The_Darkstar8 years ago
I didn't say you answered them correctly...
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Sarah Clement12 years ago
I don't see any difference with the downside, I always tell my friends crap they don't need to know in cryptic complicated rhymes.
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Cambournecoolboy9 years ago
I pressed this button, then I eat some mutton.
(See what I did there?)
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