What is Dark Matter?
Non-luminous material which is postulated to exist in space and which could take either of two forms: weakly interacting particles or high-energy randomly moving particles created soon after the Big Bang.
Cryptic enough for you?
NotTheProtagonist4 years ago
Your answer needs a rhyming sound in order to actually be profound.
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Dis_My_Username9 years ago
I can already answer any question. Of course, that doesn't mean I'm always right.
i would become a politician. they can't stump me, and i"d be epic at political speak.......
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Argho10 years ago
Fuck yeah
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Riley Sanford10 years ago
So the Cheshire cat?
Cheshire shadow10 years ago
with my other buttons, i would be a human style version. gained teleportation, riches, and immortality from other buttons. and universe hopping skills. and an unlimited wardrobe......i would go to the pasta universe and become cheshire shadow......the drea...[Show full comment]
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HannahJane Turner13 years ago
I just be droppin' some sick motherfuckin' beats like Dave Strider and Zecora. Hell to the yeah!
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Conner Wolf13 years ago
#Oracle
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Steven Stulock13 years ago
Sounds like a dream come true. I can be like Buddha!
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smoloutboy10 years ago
Honestly, it doesn't say that they'd hate you for anything else. So really, they'd only hate the habit
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billybob11 years ago
Deal with it*puts on sunglasses*
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Zletro9 years ago
To answer this this question, you must first understand the intention
The_Darkstar9 years ago
The intention was to annoy people with a question that has no answer.
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Melissa Sowers13 years ago
so youll become Sheldon cooper
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SvenWhy3 years ago
takeing it
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tydickson11 years ago
Ty Dickson
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computergirl1011010 years ago
um. no. i can do this already. im just wrong sometimes.
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PhantasyPhan 11 years ago
People hate me anyway
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Hello410 years ago
I like messing with people.
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Wallflower8 years ago
I answered yes, laughing maniacally. I am an evil, evil person.
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JTF12 years ago
THE ORACLE OF DELPHI FROM THE PERCY JACKSON SERIES!!!!
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Merilille11 years ago
That sound great.
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Vert_Nation9 years ago
Say hello A+s
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Kelly Michelle13 years ago
I think Dr. Seuss pushed the button!!
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Mc PressMyButtons10 years ago
riddler
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ellieshmana2point09 years ago
what if your crush asks if you like them? win-win!
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Pedro Sáenz13 years ago
huehuehue
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KiLEdEnNis10 years ago
isn't there some guy like that in Batman? implying people watch that / also the Zecora memes
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Shojauxlast year
I see this as an absolute win!
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Dancinoman11 years ago
So I will live faraway on a mountain
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NotTheSmoooze11 years ago
So Kilgharrah?
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ReidoesGaming5 years ago
It’s not like they can do anything about it, since I DO know everything
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18mlivingston11 years ago
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!
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Coolgamer4410 years ago
Some times I hit myself
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Cat_Spit9 years ago
Gandalf?
Also, do i have to answer in a cryptic rhyme or is that just for the ones i cant answer?
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Tgk12 years ago
Where is the fun in NOT telling answers in cryptic rhymes? But can I do it in a very Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy humor way? That's what matters.
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Acespeed10 years ago
so your just a smart rapper that everyone hates
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PopTart20311 years ago
no because it didnt say anything bout getting the question right
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MrSpaceWolf10 years ago
Always answer in rhyme and always talk like Bill Cypher...
STRONG WIN.
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Carlos406611 years ago
Test winner for the win!
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The_Darkstar9 years ago
If I can answer any question I'll just make the rhyme something obvious
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Victor Nakura Jimenez13 years ago
Dude. . . .
This is like the best thing that can happen to an author
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