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You will be able to answer any question
but
The answer will always be in cryptic rhyme and everyone will hate you for it
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bullsquid_4210 years ago
I can already answer any question. I'm just ... mostly wrong.

JohnCena6148210 years ago
Screw your opinion. Wait... SCREW YOU BILLY!

dogewolf9 years ago
jse
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Lavahound3 years ago
Hmmmm, master yoda I shall become

HeLlOiMsAm2 years ago
No, a Jedi you will be

skull kid9 years ago
the answer to the life and everything is....................42

Minecraft167777 years ago
FoRtY-tWo
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Redflameman09 years ago
What is Dark Matter? Non-luminous material which is postulated to exist in space and which could take either of two forms: weakly interacting particles or high-energy randomly moving particles created soon after the Big Bang. Cryptic enough for you?

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
Your answer needs a rhyming sound in order to actually be profound.

Dis_My_Username7 years ago
I can already answer any question. Of course, that doesn't mean I'm always right.

LunaMelody8 years ago
THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING IS 42

HeLlOiMsAm2 years ago
I don’t think baldi will like that
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Sarun Hinmuangkao12 years ago
Time to put on my best Zecora impression

AxisOliveYT4 years ago
Y E S
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CrookedDestroyer7 years ago
Dammit Billy

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
i would become a politician. they can't stump me, and i"d be epic at political speak.......

Argho9 years ago
Fuck yeah

Riley Sanford9 years ago
So the Cheshire cat?

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
with my other buttons, i would be a human style version. gained teleportation, riches, and immortality from other buttons. and universe hopping skills. and an unlimited wardrobe......i would go to the pasta universe and become cheshire shadow......the drea...[Show full comment]

HannahJane Turner12 years ago
I just be droppin' some sick motherfuckin' beats like Dave Strider and Zecora. Hell to the yeah!

Conner Wolf12 years ago
#Oracle

Steven Stulock12 years ago
Sounds like a dream come true. I can be like Buddha!

Cat_Spit7 years ago
Gandalf? Also, do i have to answer in a cryptic rhyme or is that just for the ones i cant answer?

Tgk11 years ago
Where is the fun in NOT telling answers in cryptic rhymes? But can I do it in a very Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy humor way? That's what matters.

Acespeed9 years ago
so your just a smart rapper that everyone hates

PopTart20310 years ago
no because it didnt say anything bout getting the question right

Victor Nakura Jimenez12 years ago
Dude. . . . This is like the best thing that can happen to an author

MrSpaceWolf9 years ago
Always answer in rhyme and always talk like Bill Cypher... STRONG WIN.

Carlos406610 years ago
Test winner for the win!

The_Darkstar8 years ago
If I can answer any question I'll just make the rhyme something obvious

Thundia 9 years ago
Cryptic rhythm is already me :p No downside

SvenWhylast year
this for me is true i will take and be thrugh

_holly12310 years ago
Back off haters

befree22098 years ago
I can become the next famous rapper.

MintybuttTheGalaxyWizard6 years ago
Mfw I get to be tzeentch

Sakura_Dragonfly11 years ago
awsome

Peypeyplays9 years ago
You cant make them hate me lol

yay9 years ago
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p3nguin1239 years ago
translator[translate into wingdings]

VirtualShyGuyPremium10 years ago
#SimonsQuest

Frodo8 years ago
I see nothing wrong with this

Pokefan1238 years ago
Parents at a diner: so what are you getting for breakfast? Me: I am getting that which is made by gods. And when tasted it makes people scream in awes. Parents: so French toast? Me: yep

leopardspots229 years ago
I would want this just to annoy the hell out of my friends and teachers. XD

Adrian Ngai9 years ago
A+ on all tests including SAT/ACT=worth it.

Tsvetock10 years ago
Ok but imagine "What do you want for dinner"

Linebine9 years ago
im ok with ppl hating me :3

Fite_Me_You_Bitchacho7 years ago
This is me already

Fite_Me_You_Bitchacho7 years ago
at least I"d be a better poet

namgrub11 years ago
sound fun like me

Doflamingo9 years ago
wait so the oracle I CAN MAKE A BUSINESS OUT OF THIS

The_Darkstar8 years ago
I didn't say you answered them correctly...

Sarah Clement12 years ago
I don't see any difference with the downside, I always tell my friends crap they don't need to know in cryptic complicated rhymes.

Cambournecoolboy10 years ago
I pressed this button, then I eat some mutton. (See what I did there?)

Anthony 59 years ago
trolololololololol

JelkingChamp0611 months ago
The answers are for me MF

MajorKiller4010 years ago
That would be hilarious

J-Money10 years ago
So I get to talk like the Riddler? Sweet

kyle5319 years ago
100% every time, HERE I COME!!!
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