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You will be able to answer any question
but
The answer will always be in cryptic rhyme and everyone will hate you for it
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bullsquid_4210 years ago
I can already answer any question. I'm just ... mostly wrong.

JohnCena6148210 years ago
Screw your opinion. Wait... SCREW YOU BILLY!

dogewolf9 years ago
jse
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Lavahound3 years ago
Hmmmm, master yoda I shall become

HeLlOiMsAm2 years ago
No, a Jedi you will be

skull kid9 years ago
the answer to the life and everything is....................42

Minecraft167777 years ago
FoRtY-tWo
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Redflameman09 years ago
What is Dark Matter? Non-luminous material which is postulated to exist in space and which could take either of two forms: weakly interacting particles or high-energy randomly moving particles created soon after the Big Bang. Cryptic enough for you?

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
Your answer needs a rhyming sound in order to actually be profound.

Dis_My_Username7 years ago
I can already answer any question. Of course, that doesn't mean I'm always right.

LunaMelody8 years ago
THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING IS 42

HeLlOiMsAm2 years ago
I don’t think baldi will like that
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Sarun Hinmuangkao12 years ago
Time to put on my best Zecora impression

AxisOliveYT4 years ago
Y E S
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CrookedDestroyer7 years ago
Dammit Billy

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
i would become a politician. they can't stump me, and i"d be epic at political speak.......

Argho9 years ago
Fuck yeah

Riley Sanford9 years ago
So the Cheshire cat?

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
with my other buttons, i would be a human style version. gained teleportation, riches, and immortality from other buttons. and universe hopping skills. and an unlimited wardrobe......i would go to the pasta universe and become cheshire shadow......the drea...[Show full comment]

HannahJane Turner12 years ago
I just be droppin' some sick motherfuckin' beats like Dave Strider and Zecora. Hell to the yeah!

Conner Wolf12 years ago
#Oracle

Steven Stulock12 years ago
Sounds like a dream come true. I can be like Buddha!

Jamietheboss9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

yesofcourse11 years ago
hell yea it will be awsome å

MarkadiuszSamson10 years ago
I could be Confucius xD

Panifex8 years ago
I do that sometimes anyway

Kyle Burgess12 years ago
But that's how I answer questions

BeastlyMC9569 years ago
Answer the meaning of life. HECK YEAH

Noneofyour-Business8 years ago
I want that!!! Please!!!

Zaxle9 years ago
I like to mess with people

Deer495511 months ago
Do I know the answer or does it just temporarily pop into my head so I can write/type/speak the answer then forget it?

BirchMonkey85710 years ago
this is different than my normal life, but only the answering all questions part.

SeanMemes9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

FoxtrotLegend264 years ago
So I become the most annoying person on the 🌎. 😈

oldnotweak10 years ago
FUCK YEAH!

Daniel Grabowy12 years ago
I think I was put here to annoy the world... Wait...

OliviaWaffle149 years ago
The answer to time is Plu.

Nolan10 years ago
So fuck them then, haters gonna hate.

Sight4SoreEyes9 years ago
I'm gonna be Sphinx? Fuck it I'm in!

Catdogperson500010 years ago
People already hate me for how I answer questions so...

ThisIsMyPassword8 years ago
Cryptic rhyme? What the hell kind of gibberish is that

Dave Morgan12 years ago
timey wimey

Bruh-momentolast year
Hehehe, im a riddle goblin now 😈

Terraform Trent10 years ago
"For you have asked me what I shall dine, the answer shall not take much thyme. For many steal half from banks as crime, and bakers bake half and sell it for a dime." Answer: Poundcake

C1M1P6E028 years ago
So i am Sheldon Cooper But I Cryptically Rhyme

XavierAsad9 years ago
Deal with it

Superbomber12349 years ago
They see me trollin, thay hatin

KatzSimmer9 years ago
I can give them a great comeback every time which I love doing

Amandacondon7 years ago
Push the button

IsaacTFIOS11 years ago
making classmates mad?*Slams self on button*

dracula10 years ago
Well at least then I would be able to say "gods not real"

OblivionBringer8 years ago
So... all that changes is I can answer any question now?

Andwoo Wussell12 years ago
oH MY GOD i would love this so MUCH

Viper Grim 9 years ago
I am Zecora

Sniperboi8 years ago
sweet ill answer any question then ill take the us! then then the americas then all other continents will know me as the ne HITLER!!!! HEILHITLER

Celina Anderson12 years ago
yes just yes.

aproy9 years ago
Math is already borderline cryptic to most.
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