What is Dark Matter?
Non-luminous material which is postulated to exist in space and which could take either of two forms: weakly interacting particles or high-energy randomly moving particles created soon after the Big Bang.
Cryptic enough for you?
NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
Your answer needs a rhyming sound in order to actually be profound.
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Dis_My_Username7 years ago
I can already answer any question. Of course, that doesn't mean I'm always right.
i would become a politician. they can't stump me, and i"d be epic at political speak.......
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Argho9 years ago
Fuck yeah
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Riley Sanford9 years ago
So the Cheshire cat?
Cheshire shadow9 years ago
with my other buttons, i would be a human style version. gained teleportation, riches, and immortality from other buttons. and universe hopping skills. and an unlimited wardrobe......i would go to the pasta universe and become cheshire shadow......the drea...[Show full comment]
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HannahJane Turner12 years ago
I just be droppin' some sick motherfuckin' beats like Dave Strider and Zecora. Hell to the yeah!
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Conner Wolf12 years ago
#Oracle
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Steven Stulock12 years ago
Sounds like a dream come true. I can be like Buddha!
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Jamietheboss9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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yesofcourse11 years ago
hell yea it will be awsome
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MarkadiuszSamson10 years ago
I could be Confucius xD
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Panifex8 years ago
I do that sometimes anyway
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Kyle Burgess12 years ago
But that's how I answer questions
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BeastlyMC9569 years ago
Answer the meaning of life. HECK YEAH
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Noneofyour-Business8 years ago
I want that!!! Please!!!
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Zaxle9 years ago
I like to mess with people
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Deer495511 months ago
Do I know the answer or does it just temporarily pop into my head so I can write/type/speak the answer then forget it?
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BirchMonkey85710 years ago
this is different than my normal life, but only the answering all questions part.
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SeanMemes9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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FoxtrotLegend264 years ago
So I become the most annoying person on the 🌎. 😈
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oldnotweak10 years ago
FUCK YEAH!
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Daniel Grabowy12 years ago
I think I was put here to annoy the world... Wait...
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OliviaWaffle149 years ago
The answer to time is Plu.
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Nolan10 years ago
So fuck them then, haters gonna hate.
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Sight4SoreEyes9 years ago
I'm gonna be Sphinx? Fuck it I'm in!
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Catdogperson500010 years ago
People already hate me for how I answer questions so...
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ThisIsMyPassword8 years ago
Cryptic rhyme? What the hell kind of gibberish is that
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Dave Morgan12 years ago
timey wimey
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Bruh-momentolast year
Hehehe, im a riddle goblin now 😈
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Terraform Trent10 years ago
"For you have asked me what I shall dine, the answer shall not take much thyme. For many steal half from banks as crime, and bakers bake half and sell it for a dime." Answer: Poundcake
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C1M1P6E028 years ago
So i am Sheldon Cooper But I Cryptically Rhyme
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XavierAsad9 years ago
Deal with it
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Superbomber12349 years ago
They see me trollin, thay hatin
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KatzSimmer9 years ago
I can give them a great comeback every time which I love doing
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Amandacondon7 years ago
Push the button
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IsaacTFIOS11 years ago
making classmates mad?*Slams self on button*
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dracula10 years ago
Well at least then I would be able to say "gods not real"
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OblivionBringer8 years ago
So... all that changes is I can answer any question now?
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Andwoo Wussell12 years ago
oH MY GOD i would love this so MUCH
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Viper Grim 9 years ago
I am Zecora
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Sniperboi8 years ago
sweet ill answer any question then ill take the us! then then the americas then all other continents will know me as the ne HITLER!!!! HEILHITLER
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