What is Dark Matter?
Non-luminous material which is postulated to exist in space and which could take either of two forms: weakly interacting particles or high-energy randomly moving particles created soon after the Big Bang.
Cryptic enough for you?
NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
Your answer needs a rhyming sound in order to actually be profound.
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Dis_My_Username7 years ago
I can already answer any question. Of course, that doesn't mean I'm always right.
i would become a politician. they can't stump me, and i"d be epic at political speak.......
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Argho8 years ago
Fuck yeah
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Riley Sanford9 years ago
So the Cheshire cat?
Cheshire shadow8 years ago
with my other buttons, i would be a human style version. gained teleportation, riches, and immortality from other buttons. and universe hopping skills. and an unlimited wardrobe......i would go to the pasta universe and become cheshire shadow......the drea...[Show full comment]
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HannahJane Turner12 years ago
I just be droppin' some sick motherfuckin' beats like Dave Strider and Zecora. Hell to the yeah!
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Conner Wolf12 years ago
#Oracle
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Steven Stulock12 years ago
Sounds like a dream come true. I can be like Buddha!
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Hello49 years ago
I like messing with people.
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Wallflower7 years ago
I answered yes, laughing maniacally. I am an evil, evil person.
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JTF10 years ago
THE ORACLE OF DELPHI FROM THE PERCY JACKSON SERIES!!!!
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Merilille9 years ago
That sound great.
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Vert_Nation8 years ago
Say hello A+s
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Kelly Michelle12 years ago
I think Dr. Seuss pushed the button!!
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Mc PressMyButtons9 years ago
riddler
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ellieshmana2point08 years ago
what if your crush asks if you like them? win-win!
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Pedro Sáenz12 years ago
huehuehue
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KiLEdEnNis9 years ago
isn't there some guy like that in Batman? implying people watch that / also the Zecora memes
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Dancinoman9 years ago
So I will live faraway on a mountain
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NotTheSmoooze9 years ago
So Kilgharrah?
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ReidoesGaming4 years ago
It’s not like they can do anything about it, since I DO know everything
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18mlivingston10 years ago
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!
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Coolgamer448 years ago
Some times I hit myself
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Cat_Spit7 years ago
Gandalf?
Also, do i have to answer in a cryptic rhyme or is that just for the ones i cant answer?
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Tgk11 years ago
Where is the fun in NOT telling answers in cryptic rhymes? But can I do it in a very Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy humor way? That's what matters.
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Acespeed9 years ago
so your just a smart rapper that everyone hates
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PopTart2039 years ago
no because it didnt say anything bout getting the question right
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MrSpaceWolf9 years ago
Always answer in rhyme and always talk like Bill Cypher...
STRONG WIN.
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Carlos40669 years ago
Test winner for the win!
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The_Darkstar8 years ago
If I can answer any question I'll just make the rhyme something obvious
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Victor Nakura Jimenez12 years ago
Dude. . . .
This is like the best thing that can happen to an author
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SvenWhylast year
this for me is true i will take and be thrugh
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_holly1239 years ago
Back off haters
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befree22098 years ago
I can become the next famous rapper.
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Thundia 9 years ago
Cryptic rhythm is already me :p No downside
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Peypeyplays9 years ago
You cant make them hate me lol
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yay9 years ago
555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close you eyes...[Show full comment]
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MintybuttTheGalaxyWizard6 years ago
Mfw I get to be tzeentch
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Sakura_Dragonfly10 years ago
awsome
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VirtualShyGuy9 years ago
#SimonsQuest
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Frodo7 years ago
I see nothing wrong with this
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p3nguin1239 years ago
translator[translate into wingdings]
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Pokefan1238 years ago
Parents at a diner: so what are you getting for breakfast?
Me: I am getting that which is made by gods. And when tasted it makes people scream in awes.
Parents: so French toast?
Me: yep
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