Will You Press The Button?

bullsquid_42 11 years ago

I can already answer any question. I'm just ... mostly wrong.

JohnCena61482 11 years ago

Screw your opinion. Wait... SCREW YOU BILLY!

dogewolf 10 years ago

jse

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skull kid 11 years ago

the answer to the life and everything is....................42

Minecraft16777 8 years ago

FoRtY-tWo

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Lavahound 4 years ago

Hmmmm, master yoda I shall become

HeLlOiMsAm 3 years ago

No, a Jedi you will be

Redflameman0 10 years ago

What is Dark Matter? Non-luminous material which is postulated to exist in space and which could take either of two forms: weakly interacting particles or high-energy randomly moving particles created soon after the Big Bang. Cryptic enough for you?

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Your answer needs a rhyming sound in order to actually be profound.

Dis_My_Username 9 years ago

I can already answer any question. Of course, that doesn't mean I'm always right.

Sarun Hinmuangkao 13 years ago

Time to put on my best Zecora impression

AxisOliveYT 5 years ago

Y E S

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LunaMelody 9 years ago

THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING IS 42

HeLlOiMsAm 3 years ago

I don’t think baldi will like that

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CrookedDestroyer 9 years ago

Dammit Billy

Cheshire shadow 10 years ago

i would become a politician. they can't stump me, and i"d be epic at political speak.......

Argho 10 years ago

Fuck yeah

Riley Sanford 10 years ago

So the Cheshire cat?

Cheshire shadow 10 years ago

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HannahJane Turner 13 years ago

I just be droppin' some sick motherfuckin' beats like Dave Strider and Zecora. Hell to the yeah!

Conner Wolf 13 years ago

#Oracle

Steven Stulock 13 years ago

Sounds like a dream come true. I can be like Buddha!

KiLEdEnNis 11 years ago

isn't there some guy like that in Batman? implying people watch that / also the Zecora memes

Shojaux last year

I see this as an absolute win!

Dancinoman 11 years ago

So I will live faraway on a mountain

ellieshmana2point0 9 years ago

what if your crush asks if you like them? win-win!

Pedro SÃ¡enz 13 years ago

huehuehue

ReidoesGaming 5 years ago

It’s not like they can do anything about it, since I DO know everything

18mlivingston 11 years ago

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

Coolgamer44 10 years ago

Some times I hit myself

NotTheSmoooze 11 years ago

So Kilgharrah?

Acespeed 10 years ago

so your just a smart rapper that everyone hates

PopTart203 11 years ago

no because it didnt say anything bout getting the question right

Cat_Spit 9 years ago

Gandalf? Also, do i have to answer in a cryptic rhyme or is that just for the ones i cant answer?

Tgk 12 years ago

Where is the fun in NOT telling answers in cryptic rhymes? But can I do it in a very Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy humor way? That's what matters.

Carlos4066 11 years ago

Test winner for the win!

The_Darkstar 9 years ago

If I can answer any question I'll just make the rhyme something obvious

Victor Nakura Jimenez 13 years ago

Dude. . . . This is like the best thing that can happen to an author

MrSpaceWolf 10 years ago

Always answer in rhyme and always talk like Bill Cypher... STRONG WIN.

befree2209 10 years ago

I can become the next famous rapper.

Thundia 11 years ago

Cryptic rhythm is already me :p No downside

SvenWhy 3 years ago

this for me is true i will take and be thrugh

_holly123 11 years ago

Back off haters

yay 11 years ago

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MintybuttTheGalaxyWizard 7 years ago

Mfw I get to be tzeentch

Sakura_Dragonfly 12 years ago

awsome

Peypeyplays 10 years ago

You cant make them hate me lol

Frodo 9 years ago

I see nothing wrong with this

p3nguin123 10 years ago

translator[translate into wingdings]

VirtualShyGuy 11 years ago

#SimonsQuest

leopardspots22 10 years ago

I would want this just to annoy the hell out of my friends and teachers. XD

Pharaoh_Joe 10 months ago

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Pokefan123 9 years ago

Parents at a diner: so what are you getting for breakfast? Me: I am getting that which is made by gods. And when tasted it makes people scream in awes. Parents: so French toast? Me: yep

Tsvetock 11 years ago

Ok but imagine "What do you want for dinner"

Adrian Ngai 11 years ago

A+ on all tests including SAT/ACT=worth it.

Doflamingo 10 years ago

wait so the oracle I CAN MAKE A BUSINESS OUT OF THIS

Linebine 11 years ago

im ok with ppl hating me :3

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