Will You Press The Button?

YukiWolf5 11 years ago

I'd use it to get out of awkward situations. Someone harassing you? Black out. Make them feel bad. People arguing about a sensitive subject? Black out. It's the best escape plan.

SpamtonG.Spamton 4 years ago

except someone would be happy about that

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Dave-the-Penguin 10 years ago

I want a cake! Wow, a cake! *Falls over unconscious* Hey, where"s my cake?!

Villanic 4 years ago

And no concern for you whatsoever

Scoutery 4 years ago

And this is my super villain origin story XDD

HyperSeymour 10 years ago

So I just gained the ability to black out at will.

Satan_the_holy_Lord 9 years ago

Pokemon, anime charaters, Book characters, money, Cure for cancer, a pill for the perfect body and perfect skin, pillows, blankets, food, House, cars, Tardis, the doctor. It never said how long you black out for so imma just say 2 mins every two things so me around thirty minutes I am okay with that

NotThatGuy 9 years ago

Just don't bring happiness then, use it for practical stuff. "Oh boi I need a screwdriver. Shame no one casually carries a screwdriver around. Oh wait!". The screwdeiver won't bring you happiness, I guess, only make your life easier

Perhaps 6 years ago

And reducing stress, that"s kind of bordering on no.

mackereal 11 years ago

What if you become happy because the thing you created brought sorrow to everyone else?

TrueRenegade 9 years ago

Perfect, if I create something dangerous no one can use it on me or steal it while I'm unconscious, and it"s back when I wake.

duckbutt 11 years ago

get a knife... get a child... hihihi... cut some throat... get some spikes... stick them upp in EYES! bomb a mall... nuke a country... start world war 3 ...create 753975975983759879773975 dollars, nobody will have time to be happy... kill some more... t... [Show full comment]

Hater271 2 years ago

use knife on u instead

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Monica Ryder 13 years ago

only problem is as soon as you black out the thing you made stops existing.....

TinaLucia 4 years ago

What do you mean?

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SomeRandy 10 years ago

it doesn't say you need to understand what you're creating so you can just have a working laser gun or a devise that turns everyone into emotionless robots

LockOfTheJails 11 years ago

I would create something so I don't black out when I bring happiness. It fecking works

.panncake. 2 years ago

THE LOOPHOLES

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AphAmeliaJones 11 years ago

Downside?

Blaze___Lord___ 11 years ago

werth it

OverworldTNTPig 11 years ago

What if it only brings you happiness?

oldnotweak 11 years ago

make yourself weapons and advanced ships then decimate your enemies... sure you will black out but you still won

Superstar57 10 years ago

well it doesn't cause happiness for the others so you don't even black out!

BetterTitles 11 years ago

How long do i black out?

Vandesm 9 years ago

Doesn't matter, your creation is gone.

Menlion 8 years ago

Is the stuff you create tangible and if so you can use that as a cool super power that doesn't necessarily have to bring you joy.

Alexredcock 11 years ago

Get £99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

Thisguy! 10 years ago

Just so you know, that will be happy. Soooo smart

Sam Ellis 13 years ago

There's no negative to pressing the button. Having the power doesn't mean you have to use it.

Zzenically 4 years ago

Ikr? Just make weapons for your country.

Jodo Kast 13 years ago

Who cares? I'd just use that ability to inflict suffering upon others. No dilemma.

Potate_kun 8 years ago

Unless a person who enjoys suffering witnesses the thing you made specially to make people suffer, make people suffer.

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Capixal 5 years ago

Hitler #2 😈

ghost1508 10 years ago

i just use the power for evil things

loganator35 11 years ago

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Monkeysgt 8 years ago

Money can't buy happiness But that isn't a good loophole, so I shall create a credit card that works and cash $10000000000000000 gazillion dollars. Ops blackedout my credit card is gone:( :)

Awesomegal26 10 years ago

No thank you!!!

Flamingsnowball 9 years ago

Just create a box that for some reason helps you control your powers perfectly so you don't black out

Krampa01 10 years ago

I don't need to bring happiness to me,I can bring pain to others.

ENIGMY 8 months ago

Money doesn't bring happiness

delta force 101 11 years ago

just create chaos problem solved

Wolfy Da Hell Wolf 11 years ago

*Creates Half-Life 3* *O* SO BOOTIFLE *Gaben Bans Half-Life 3 for 99999999999999999 years* (CHAOS CONFIRMED)

jshaw71 11 years ago

as long as it brings happiness, who cares?

BobBobinson@Bob.com 12 years ago

No downside; just don't make anything and nothing happens.

JayvJayv27 9 years ago

atleast I can use it

ImagineActuallyLikingVinDiesel 5 years ago

It"s a lame fucking power, but fuck it. I'm not saying no to any dumb superpowers that might be extremely usefull in specific situations.

Jose Angel Ramirez Onofre 13 years ago

BACON!!!!!

Stropey 10 years ago

*Waifu dreams intensifies*

AwesomenessPrimal 11 years ago

I'll just create something that will stop me from blacking out.

LunaraWolf 9 years ago

Cause I’m evil

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 2 years ago

Create a macine too keep me from balcking out

WholesomeButtonPusher234 3 months ago

you cant do that idiot duhhh

tydickson 11 years ago

Ty Dickson

Vandesm 9 years ago

But what if it brings joy?

PandaKONRI 9 years ago

You just create a Stone, If You touch it Youll get All-Mighty. So you just can do fucking everything you want ^^ this is useless man.

Luna Watersong 13 years ago

Well I'd just use it on people I don't like, like Tom Riddle did when he was in his orphanage.

PuttonBresser9 11 years ago

If Sahelanthropist Brings Happiness its doing its job wrong.

ottertheplush 6 years ago

I create a button that removes the downside

OmegaGroudon 10 years ago

How long do you black our for exactly?

Chik3NR00sT3R 9 years ago

create an AK-47 for that white kid in a hoodie so he can bring it to show and tell

Lonely Pizza 10 years ago

Make something that will make happiness cease to exist then destroy the world.

chaoticfox last month

ok then what if i blow up a star. i'll be in a coma because scientists have wanted to study black holes for DECADES

MutantCreeperMaster 11 years ago

You shouldn't give me this power! My nukes will rule the world!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!! NOONE WILL STOP ME!!!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!

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