Will You Press The Button?

I Hate Creating Usernames9 years ago

Ohhhhhhh, I thought it ment the food 0_o

Thebuttonguys7 years ago

Same

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jcstock9 years ago

Well I mean fuck it im gay. I hate apple but I mean free shit is free shit.

SantinoTranelli7 years ago

when you sell them, buy anything else

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Cpowell11648 years ago

But owning an apple product would imply I'm Gay already.... So does this make me double Gay?

Cryptic_Fenrir4 years ago

*200iq intensifies*

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dearevanhansen7 years ago

Are you implying that being homosexual is bad? I'm already a lesbian, lol

Bob12357last year

Idk if people hate me for this but stfu nobody cares

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GamethystsBae8 years ago

I'm already gay what"s the downside here

The_Darkstar8 years ago

But only if you have sex with the OPPOSITE gender. So people can still be gay.

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Carl Hallowell12 years ago

Hell no! That's just terrible! Apple sucks!

jakeliweiquan7 years ago

Totally Apple products suck like HELL (Apple no offense)

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SNAPPEDLIME18 years ago

ok 1st becoming homosexual and cant have sex with opposite gender are 2 different things. 2nd you can still date/look at the opposite gender naked. 3rd now watching porn is different what if i do press this button so now i cant have sex with females but i ...[Show full comment]

Simple12 years ago

man someone told eistien ded u sure u not him

pandastuff1018 years ago

So i get to meet Harry and the No-nose is still alive (Unless Neville kills him) 404: Downside not found

Fedxftw8 years ago

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LeonardoGolp7 years ago

I hatar Apple, NEVER

KILL0R7 years ago

PLS NO

AndrewKoz8 years ago

I'm already homosexual, and can sell the products.

depressedmeatstick8 years ago

Haha no downside!

Andreas TÃ¸nnes Hansen12 years ago

Why would I want apple Products, and why would changing my sexuality be a Downside? I wont know the difference after all. If my sexuality is changed, I will do what I feel good for :P

flameofdarkness7 years ago

I wouldn't change my sexuality and just sell the stuff and get rich

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TheHumanFlintFun7 years ago

I'm already gay and apple sucks

implicitdemandforproof8 years ago

Im already gay so yay

SirTeddy4 years ago

Apple is buns

Paradoxguy9 years ago

Already gay so no downside for me

PlatyRush9 months ago

Me, already gay :

Julianisatwat8 years ago

Jokes on you, I'm already gay!

LionHeart22329 years ago

The 30% that pressed the button must have already been gay because apple is not worth it.

The_Darkstar8 years ago

I"ve got nothing against gay people so yeah, I'll press it

Greensoul4life9 years ago

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Norway1019 years ago

You are a penis

Buttonpusher2538 years ago

I did not read the bottom I mean I get free stuff!

Yeetaleet3 years ago

I don't even like Apple...

Hehe-look-in-your-toilet8 years ago

Getting an apple product would make you look gay anyways

BawbRaws8 years ago

Because being gay is bad? What would be bad about me changing my orientation/preference?

AIRBUS4 years ago

I HATE apple products

abcedarian9 years ago

JOKES ON YOU IM PAN

jessmarie8 years ago

Sameee

CrazyQueen237 years ago

If it was food... Maybe. I am a weird person. I want to be gay but I'm pretty sure I'm straight. I want to be gay cause I think gay couples are fricken adorable and I want to be part of one but I constantly fantasize about the opposite sex.

AsuraShun5 years ago

There"s literally no upside, this is kinda terrible

Catdragon9 years ago

Sell the apple products and profit. I like women anyway but damn would I hate giving up the hot ass guys. But some porn can be misleading.

Chaos_Knight5108 years ago

Gayyyyy

Winster6 days ago

Eating disorder, as long as someone around me eats vegetarian food (including myself), I can't eat, so I can only eat meat with everyone every day. By the way, I also have a problem with race perception. I think I am a dark-skinned person, but I have sever...[Show full comment]

toxicmason188 years ago

So you are a gay Russian..........

spurius1878 years ago

Gay ppl see no downside and apple haters see no upside.

DeltaTheSnivy8 years ago

So, accidentally finding NSFW of the opposite gender gets you killed. Jesus Christ

Zakary977956 9 years ago

Wouldent it be sex with the same gender

thatonegaygirl3 years ago

already gay so

beep8 years ago

uh...? ok... so im attracted to other agender peeps and i get free shit? that is worth a bunch of money? that i can sell for money?? ok

FionaFlagstad7 years ago

I almost didn’t push it cause I hate apple, but then I saw the “but” and I changed my mind. I’ll sell my unlimited apple products, i don’t want ‘em!

crxzy.jxy9 years ago

b*tch please im already gay asf, this is a win-win for me!!

TheodoreMiller8 years ago

It says "apple", not "Apple", so you get apple juice and applesauce and so on?

itchman019 years ago

What if I'm bi?

Buttonpresser256787 years ago

Android for life

potttedplant8 years ago

I'm gay af anyway so win, win

Piedra8 years ago

accidentally find porn of the opposite gender will kill you

Humanperson5824 years ago

I'm lesbian already so I'll just take the apple products, resell them and make a profit.

AssHar8 years ago

Now if you meant apple fruits I"d consider it, but apple the company products? They literally just made an emoji machine. A fucking emoji machine. And it also plays videos with an in build black bar.

diaochan8 months ago

我不想死

SewerRatt8 years ago

I'm bi so it wouldn't be a problem but the immediate death for just watching het porn? Hell no.

Dearheathermell6 years ago

Bitch I already am

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