I won't press the button. The world needs a system to operate.
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The Howling Wolf10 years ago
Uh oh...
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LlamaDrama9 years ago
French. PARIS HERE I CUM
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Tenkene1110 years ago
but every language includes my original language
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BenjaminMurray10 years ago
My oringal launaye is sarcasm so it"s good
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Sammybam884 years ago
I speak binary (joking btw, i would choose japanese as my new language and change when i need to)
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RavenClaw10 years ago
I don't know what I'm typin
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Ediskey6 years ago
I never learned much Chinese anyhow
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Chemistry9 years ago
How could you forget your original language if you understand abd know every language
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ShinaHelbourne8 years ago
We'll fuck you German!
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Psycho3339 years ago
Wait, isnt my original language one that exists in human history?
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oldnotweak10 years ago
well... my original language was german... i literally spoke it when i was a baby. but its been english ever since. so i guess i should have pressed it
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jenmu10 years ago
Welp, thank god my native language isn't English
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PlatyRush2 years ago
Me, French :
*Punches the button*
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jake bruin10 years ago
ill move to any country that speaks another language then
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Ted-From-Accounting9 years ago
If you “understand every single human
Language in existence” that would include your own so FUCK DA POLICE
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ISolvedIt5 years ago
Yeah but my original language was English so does that mean I don’t understand what git or tea means?
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brodycall7169 years ago
Original langauge is baby jibberish loophole!
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mattyboi12110 years ago
I hate Irish anyway so yah
Moo_moo_loves_you10 years ago
Arse h9le
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EmieSenpai9 years ago
My original language was baby-talk.
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ShakespeareanQuotes10 years ago
It could just mean forgot how to speak it, still able to understand it.
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Gonefishin90017 years ago
English is derived from all languages, so all i have to do is find the words that go into english, and then be able to piece sentences together into enlish. It would be a long process, but it will work.
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himlyl3 months ago
Chinese
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Mc PressMyButtons10 years ago
contradiction
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ElloThereNormies9 years ago
But i can relearn my original language #loopholes
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Wizardmon9 years ago
I'll just forget my Australian English and speak British English instead. Or American English perhaps.
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Dylann10 years ago
No sense lol, if you can understan every language, that means your own too, lol
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technorichar3 years ago
Enchanting table be like
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EmmaPressesTheButton10 years ago
I'll learn 'em on my own.
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SpamtonG.Spamton5 years ago
there"s no such thing as an original language, aren't born speaking
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Giantelephantseal9 years ago
EVERY. SINGLE. LANGUAGE
THAT INCLUDES YOUR OWN
LOOPHOLE!
Kittenlover1019 years ago
Be more creative with your loopholes.
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paltil8 years ago
The food think about living in a country with very few people
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