Will You Press The Button?

Unlimited money

but

No sex ever

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pikminmario500last month

wheres the upside

a110d27 months ago

*Laughs in asexual.* Free money and no downsides! Perfect!

joaquin558 years ago

you still can be in a relationship without sex. love is not all about sex.

RyanPost7 years ago

It is bad dog rule the world

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AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

NO!!! I MUST INJECT SPERM INTO VAGINA THAT GROW INTO MY SPERMLINGS!!!

the_NON_button_presser3 years ago

what

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snowpoop9 years ago

Ummm... it's called ADOPTION!!!

SSSSAAAAAAASSSS9 years ago

docent mean you cant still masturbate

DatGaminKid2 years ago

You can now pay for a sex doll. Problem solved

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Blood of Gaea9 years ago

At least you have sex toys.

Weashel5 years ago

Contribute to a company to invent A masturbation machine with real sensation or a 3d realistic sex doll

DatGaminKid2 years ago

Tantaly.com?

quickstirke8 years ago

Money doesn't buy Happiness I don't have Sex I'm a child Fuck life

imavirginnn4 years ago

@Arcticbuck unless he"s asexual

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GameAtom___DGA9 years ago

Use a sex toy

AnnaBishopp928 years ago

Who da fuck likes sex adopt a kid if u want one..

quickstirke8 years ago

That"s what I'm gonna du when I'm old enough

Nasho4 years ago

That"s a good way to end the human race

Rhiannon Grainger12 years ago

As an asexual person, I see absolutely no downside to this.

doodledimer2 years ago

I have had a sex for a decade and it say no sex ever <---- plz pretend that this is under lined . anyway it says ever but I have had sex so It doesn't change my sex at all #loopholes.

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snowylynxx9 years ago

//VIGOROUSLY PRESSES BUTTON//

derp1239 years ago

wow there is a huge downside to this.

wyatto7 years ago

Ilost

Mrkiller7 years ago

No kids yes happy marriage 😀😀😀😀😀😀💏💏💑💑

TimmyTheHobo8 years ago

GIVE THE MONEY TO THE POOR!!

andybo988 years ago

Joke"s on you, I'm asexual!

ReeseLaneDaily9 years ago

I cant ever get sex anyways, so no downside.

ThePaulDude9 years ago

NOOOOOOOOO! But how will I fuck my waifu? I need sex dam it!

aerostrudel9 years ago

Didn't say porn

aerostrudel9 years ago

Didn't say no porn* wow am I a dumbass

GameAtom___DGA9 years ago

Use a sex dool or a toy

Ped0bear6966699 years ago

BUY ALL THE DILDOS IN THE WORLD!!!!

imavirginnn4 years ago

nice name

Isaax9 years ago

AS IF?! YOU CAN DO SO FUCKING MUCH WITH THIS and you give it up for sex?! Its not even like you couldnt masturbate idiots...

EmilStvring7 years ago

Masturbation is not the same idiot

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Malcolmxt9 years ago

I want to not marry somebody any way and I'm to young for this

gladiator25139 years ago

for anyone that does not give a "tactical pun inbound" (fuck) ther is no downside

Sub-Zero34219 years ago

Lol, strip clubs anyone?

Arcticbuck8 years ago

pornhub

Vatreni37 Gameing9 years ago

Go to a strip club and pay money a sripper to take her clothes

dragonrampage9 years ago

Okay, I can't find ANY downside

ThePaulDude7 years ago

Are you blind? LEARN YO READ DAM IT!!!

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

Laparas9 years ago

No Go Away

Arely Hermosillo12 years ago

Does this mean you can't have sex with yourself? Cuz if not, I take it back.

yOu_GrEeDy_DiRtBaG8 years ago

You can't have sex with anyone

B1rdPeRs0N4 years ago

but tow women practicly can have sex so i`m fine

comet7 years ago

boi i never talk about sex.there is no downside. pretty much i get free money

Dcefrcojinlast month

jokes on you I like reading more than I like diddling people 😎

SketchiiDodles9 years ago

Sex is overrated.

NateCuber8 years ago

i hate s**

imavirginnn4 years ago

sax? why do you hate sax?

TakizawaHarumi10 months ago

This means that I will have no children

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago

I will just have sexual Intercorse

Charbean8 years ago

I have a disease that makes sex incredibly painful so......MONEY BITCHES!!!!

ScottishCookie3 years ago

WOOP WOOP MONEHHHH

Sabrabotix9 years ago

Ew. sex.

EmilStvring7 years ago

I feel bad for u (because u dont like sex)

MouseGirl3 years ago

https://willyoupressthebutton.com/513017

Phoenix-8 years ago

- muffled laughs from the asexual corner-

wttu7 years ago

Yay

FreakyXD7 months ago

Oops not expecting that

Zombieking2714 years ago

I don't see how this is a bad thing? Sex isn't everything

AkuKomilast year

You do understand that it’s just saying that you’ll become silent and can never speak again, right so where is the downside?

AlexTheFireLord8 years ago

No one said a word about fap.

1zombiekim6 years ago

*asexual laughter*

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