so just dont pirate anything. theres LOTS of legal shit. you could offer your internet connection services to people going to remote locations with no coverage and make hundreds of thousands of dollars a year. when the fbi raids me i will sue them for wrongful arrest
Lonely Pizza 11 years ago
Exactly my friend, exactly.
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JimiTTB10 years ago
Is it illegal to have fast internet?
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SAKO4444GODZ9 years ago
look, guys lots of buttons give you superpowers and immortality so the FBI will be screwed...
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DamnFisza10 years ago
Well doesn't that mean they'll have evidence that they raided you?
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Kurt Gifkins13 years ago
but id have this intrernet speed in prison and could download A CAR
Just... don't be a pirate! Problem solved.
*Downloads 9000 cat videos at lightspeed*
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XerpWYPTB11 years ago
What if i died in 19 years?
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pressmedont12311 years ago
So they have evidence of nothing because I never use those sites or accounts for anything?
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HiddenRealm12 years ago
... Have awesome internet, and not download illegal torrents, or don't have awesome internet... No Downside, the FBI ain't got nothing on you if you don't DOWNLOAD illegal torrents on those sites...
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Seapony9 years ago
I"d take the internet connection, then never use torrents.
They"d not be able to touch me.
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Animesucks174 years ago
Dude i just wanna play some games without dying from my laptop. Why does the fbi want me man :(
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Spiderp9 years ago
Having accounts on a torrent site doesn't mean I torrented anything.
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Xenon11 years ago
I just won't use torrent and similar sites. It's not illegal to have an account.
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a-r00d-d00d10 years ago
I"d still have the internet in prison ;)
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Boxmaker11 years ago
This is assuming you like to pirate information from torrents.
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VampireCat-Productions8 years ago
Evidence for what?
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Donderpants11 years ago
Good luck raiding me FBI! Living in NZ, you have no legal authority here! Besides, I don't really use any illegal sites.
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------------------------9 years ago
You don't get the speed unless it"s on the torrent site... but what if it"s a program and not a website? THEN YOU DOn"T GET THE SPEED.
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Mr.Midnight10 years ago
why do i need to care? i did not do anything illegal
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TheEbrother9 years ago
They can't catch me if I don't do anything wrong
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123mistystar11 years ago
Well CRAP
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Ivannetre20408 months ago
20 years is a lot
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Swa Aag13 years ago
I'd allow people to use my internet for great sums of money and use that money to fly myself to an isolated island in the pacific ocean and build a subterranean base where the FBI will never find me and I will use geothermal power to power my facility. I'll eat silverfish.
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Fizz11 years ago
They have evidence that i pressed this button?
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smort6 years ago
Im british so the FBI can't get to me
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Knucklesfan10 years ago
They will find evidence for nothing. I'll press the button but won't use anything.
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iamdadandileftyou8 years ago
i live in sweden, i am basically invincible from the FBI btw whats the problem with downloading the sims 4 from https://crotorrents.com/?
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mwyatt111211 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]
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Roaryboy11 years ago
I'll give the 1TB internet to the fbi
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Luckyblocks12 years ago
Oh shit save the porn
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Migdin19 years ago
They cant take me to prison because i havent broken any laws.
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Praise It11 years ago
20 years of life with this connection speed will get me killed so since i wont leave my pc ... so whats the bad thing ?
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jimmyeatass3 years ago
glowies catch a pipe bomb
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starflame119 years ago
Just dont torrent and you"re fine. You can make money by selling the internet through a switch. Or adhoc on a laptop.
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epic971017 years ago
PROTECT THE HENTA- ER I MEAN NO I DONT HAVE ANY HENTAI WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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apersonthingy10 years ago
Nobody said you couldn't delete those accounts. Problem solved. No reason to convict.
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