29661 (32%) 62232 (68%)
29661 (32%) people have pressed this button, while 62232 (68%) did not.
You get 1TB/s internet wherever you go with accounts on every private torrent site
but
you get raided by the FBI after 20 years and they have evidence for everything.
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YIN_tx last year
fbi试图来中国💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Vickers-RAISA 2 months ago
haha
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Enoki last year
But I'm a Chinese

oldnotweak 11 years ago
so just dont pirate anything. theres LOTS of legal shit. you could offer your internet connection services to people going to remote locations with no coverage and make hundreds of thousands of dollars a year. when the fbi raids me i will sue them for wrongful arrest

Lonely Pizza 11 years ago
Exactly my friend, exactly.

JimiTTB 10 years ago
Is it illegal to have fast internet?

SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago
look, guys lots of buttons give you superpowers and immortality so the FBI will be screwed...

DamnFisza 10 years ago
Well doesn't that mean they'll have evidence that they raided you?

Kurt Gifkins 13 years ago
but id have this intrernet speed in prison and could download A CAR

Soningfeather 9 years ago
yOU wOuLDnT dOwnLOaD A cAR
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ICExBLOOD 10 years ago
The federal boob inspectors will never catch me

Potater_boi 7 years ago
Bold of you to assume that
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olvvvvlo 11 years ago
the fbi has not jurisdiction here and the local police doesn't know the difference between a terabyte and a tea pot, so bring it.

snips123456 9 years ago
Easy, FBI isn't in Australia

Party_Craig 10 years ago
Y the f would the FBI raid me for having more internet than the world

Steven Smith 13 years ago
That's assuming I'll use my 1TB internet to download illegally. Which I won't.

Seapony 8 years ago
Yep! There are perfectly legal torrents out there, especially if you work with Linux.
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KillerCubePlays 11 years ago
Fux the 46 years ago bs, please

A Undertale Fan 11 years ago
I will only play freaking youtube and videogames and facebook simplely my normal internet life

Arnau Benavent 13 years ago
As a not-american I don't give a fuck about the FBI.

Semiawesomatic 9 years ago
Oldnotweak, thats the cia.
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Josue Reyes 13 years ago
NO THEY'LL FIND MY LOLI- I MEAN WHAT? I DON'T HAVE ANY LOLI HENTAI ON MY COMPUTER THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS :D

Maypaws 5 years ago
You"ve got it all wrong, Your Honor! I simply, uh, misspelled "headpats," that"s all!
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Chelsea Kelly 13 years ago
Sure... Come get me and my 1TB internet.

Araluen124 8 years ago
no downside as i"m not in usa

Flameshot 10 years ago
Just... don't be a pirate! Problem solved. *Downloads 9000 cat videos at lightspeed*

XerpWYPTB 11 years ago
What if i died in 19 years?

pressmedont123 11 years ago
So they have evidence of nothing because I never use those sites or accounts for anything?

HiddenRealm 12 years ago
... Have awesome internet, and not download illegal torrents, or don't have awesome internet... No Downside, the FBI ain't got nothing on you if you don't DOWNLOAD illegal torrents on those sites...

Seapony 9 years ago
I"d take the internet connection, then never use torrents. They"d not be able to touch me.

Animesucks17 4 years ago
Dude i just wanna play some games without dying from my laptop. Why does the fbi want me man :(

Spiderp 9 years ago
Having accounts on a torrent site doesn't mean I torrented anything.

Xenon 11 years ago
I just won't use torrent and similar sites. It's not illegal to have an account.

a-r00d-d00d 10 years ago
I"d still have the internet in prison ;)

Boxmaker 11 years ago
This is assuming you like to pirate information from torrents.

VampireCat-Productions 8 years ago
Evidence for what?

Donderpants 11 years ago
Good luck raiding me FBI! Living in NZ, you have no legal authority here! Besides, I don't really use any illegal sites.

------------------------ 9 years ago
You don't get the speed unless it"s on the torrent site... but what if it"s a program and not a website? THEN YOU DOn"T GET THE SPEED.

Mr.Midnight 10 years ago
why do i need to care? i did not do anything illegal

TheEbrother 9 years ago
They can't catch me if I don't do anything wrong

123mistystar 11 years ago
Well CRAP

Ivannetre2040 8 months ago
20 years is a lot

Swa Aag 13 years ago
I'd allow people to use my internet for great sums of money and use that money to fly myself to an isolated island in the pacific ocean and build a subterranean base where the FBI will never find me and I will use geothermal power to power my facility. I'll eat silverfish.

Fizz 11 years ago
They have evidence that i pressed this button?

smort 6 years ago
Im british so the FBI can't get to me

Knucklesfan 10 years ago
They will find evidence for nothing. I'll press the button but won't use anything.

iamdadandileftyou 8 years ago
i live in sweden, i am basically invincible from the FBI btw whats the problem with downloading the sims 4 from https://crotorrents.com/?

mwyatt1112 11 years ago
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Roaryboy 11 years ago
I'll give the 1TB internet to the fbi

Luckyblocks 12 years ago
Oh shit save the porn

Migdin1 9 years ago
They cant take me to prison because i havent broken any laws.

Praise It 11 years ago
20 years of life with this connection speed will get me killed so since i wont leave my pc ... so whats the bad thing ?

jimmyeatass 3 years ago
glowies catch a pipe bomb

starflame11 9 years ago
Just dont torrent and you"re fine. You can make money by selling the internet through a switch. Or adhoc on a laptop.

epic97101 7 years ago
PROTECT THE HENTA- ER I MEAN NO I DONT HAVE ANY HENTAI WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

apersonthingy 10 years ago
Nobody said you couldn't delete those accounts. Problem solved. No reason to convict.

Ronnoc527 11 years ago
TB is fucking storage.
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