Will You Press The Button?

samidboss9 years ago

Boobs

Dark224 years ago

you are focusing on the wrong thing its a death sentence if you cant jump

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Marjandy 9 years ago

I can fly with my tanooki instead

uncleltr8 years ago

Unless you run off a cliff

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Lynkcrafter3 years ago

Captain toad

Sammy Pace12 years ago

That's a death sentence

silly_goober2 years ago

one more like

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Mew-two5 years ago

It will be like Captain Toad

dannycor20019 years ago

So iam a goomba or a toad

Eaglest057 years ago

In the Mario BROTHERS universe there"s a goomba that comes within ten seconds of losing the first level. Oddesy would be fine though.

Cadicat7 years ago

hate Mario unless DanTDM plays it...

Aquagirl11 months ago

Well guess what! HE MADE A MARIO ODYSSEY VIDEO 6 YEARS AGO JOKES ON YOU!

NeroAngeloM7 years ago

I'll just Climb on a green dinosaur and it will jump for me then I smack its head to force it to eat tomatoes and s*** until I decide to drop it in the lava life"s good

Vixa7 years ago

It"s basically suicide

shitstain694 years ago

Yup

TheAnkleKicker7 years ago

Mario includes a lot of death... but you never die. So it"s just endless, unforgiving pain. *presses button*

ActualDaughterOfSatan7 years ago

I shall not jump, I shall fly for about a second

Suzy Bee12 years ago

Am I the only one who doesn't want to live in a video game?

oceanwaterpug276 years ago

No, I'm with you.

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TeamAwesomeness8 years ago

so you"re a goomba?

Will_Likes_Roblox3 years ago

NO, OF COURSE NOT! IT"S LITERALLY A DOUBLE-DOWN!

Luksuman9 years ago

I will become same kind of carractet as capten toad

arabian g4mer9 years ago

juping= life in mario

IanScott5554 years ago

Can I leap then?

The person9 years ago

Yoshi can jump lol

Fireborn27 years ago

Death to is all.

Astro Dime10 years ago

Not just ANY white men. ITALIAN white men. Have you ever eaten Italian food, because it's delicious. Sign me up for a home cooked meal by an Italian mama after a long day of attempting to avoid imminent death.

Dumbnut 9 years ago

But u said as long as u want

Yuzrnaime8 years ago

Then there"s no point

James Ryan9 years ago

but it dont Say that i cant FLY!

Nerd12213217 years ago

Pannenkoek2012"s teaching will benefit me!

Zetakarn9 years ago

Pogo sticks, sorts of mushrooms, that things bowser jr used

yori2239 months ago

Everyone in that universe is usually just so happy all the time it just wont matter.

lunaplays9 years ago

You can climb

doomstorm7 years ago

I don’t need to jump as I can fly! They never said hacks weren’t involved

Lordseptile1239 years ago

I dont like Mario

SamuelTankersley8 years ago

I'm a nintendo child, so for me to not press the button it would be betrayal

KeenanMayfield7 years ago

2D or 3D?

SomethingClever10 years ago

This would actually be a good game idea.

TheDecider8 years ago

Well as Well as being unable to jump bowser would kill me so no

not_danTDM4 years ago

I know that I will just die

honestlywhocaresaboutreligion?9 years ago

Wheres the upside?

Kodey9 years ago

what is the point im safe now why would u want to make ur self 32 bit and dead

UltimateSpaghettore5 years ago

I'm tall. I can climb. Blocks in that world are about 2 and a half feet tall (according to The Game Theorists) so I wouldn't have a hard time. But, could we re-enter? Can we jump outside the mario brothers world? Because living in mario bros would be a dream.

legojk749 years ago

I'd do it just for a couple min. just to say I did, then leave before I die.

CristianoFabianiZapoi8 years ago

didn't say that i can't get out of the world

Regan Senna Nipper12 years ago

So now we're automatically all White Men?

TindraTheSwedishWolf9 years ago

I can climb ello???? ://

Conko_Donko8 years ago

Get a Yoshi!

Hereiamkillme0119 years ago

Become toad? Nah

Kaiyanni9 years ago

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Krusek8 years ago

mario cart.

YourLocalToaster3 years ago

Just a lonely Goomba, stuck between two pipes. Guess I’ll play this Gameboy for the rest of my life.

ByrnToast9 years ago

Mario is a fun game but nothing about it makes it a good world to live in EVERYTHING wants to kill you except for you entire 5 or 6 friends

NeroAngeloM7 years ago

Can I pick up vegetables and throw them in that case it"s cool

Hayhaygameing4 years ago

Just follow mario and ride on top of him so what if I can't jump they never said anything about mario not jumping

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