Will You Press The Button?

You win at everything you try, effortlessly: Video Games, athletics, even day to day arguments.

but

Your effortless success destroys the self-esteem of people around you, causing them to dislike themselves, you, and give up at whatever you beat them at.

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Maharid3 months ago

I'll start politics arguments on web with people like Musk, trump and so on, problem solved.

apolarbear4 years ago

People who give up when they"re beaten will give up anyway

therealandy4 years ago

beat them at having self esteem too

Mr-Clean4 years ago

just dont tryhard constantly

Nubbs194 years ago

Talk there self-esteem back

samy163 years ago

idc... i just wanna win

Redx_gamer9723 years ago

Win win

Baminating9 months ago

womp womp

BrandPT4 years ago

No downside :)

speedwagonbestwaifu2 months ago

id just not argue with my friends, id just cause assholes on the internet to go suicidal, thatd be so fire, this is SO good

Touristlast year

No downsides.

dinner8 months ago

It doesn't matter, because the strong are destined to be lonely

Forgotten_fire15 days ago

this is litterally Technoblades power

koimalast year

just dont argue with those who are close. almost no downside

Loophol7 months ago

I'll make them happier effortlessly

Blu23 years ago

Not unless I roll a 20 on Charisma

3Tumblr5Life5 days ago

This is just friggin Reddit??? Yes please. Sign me up XD

thesinisterelixirlast year

How sinister of me

unsmart42069last year

downside?

BDefender4 years ago

Toxic people be darned!!!

Beatrix5 months ago

This would take out the fun of the activity, the whole point is for there to be challenge. Also, you'd get selected for every world competition for your country.

GoldenEye70last year

Can i control it? I dont really want to be good at EVERYTHING, whats the matter of gaming if no matter what i'll do i complete it in best way possible. And what if i dont want to win someone? Can i give a chance or i forced to win no matter how much i'm trying to loose?

enzoenzo3 years ago

Just act like you put hard work. Notice what you do abs think yourself and teach others.

Cheeese11 months ago

somebody tell me how to avoid the downside with the upside

curi0sity4 years ago

haha I'll beat them at having the lowest self esteem.... Oh wait, I already did

Panyuxilast year

不行，绝对不行，我还要追某个人呢！！！！

Indielast year

Nothing really changes except for your skill level

yoyagg38last year

yoyagg38last year

DextersLaboratory4EVER1last year

*pushes button* *succeeds at cheering them up*

Castorialast year

Life is a game and I'm winning. (Please don't give up.)

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