Will You Press The Button?

Maharid last year

Living forever without any other perk can be quite troublesome... expecially if, like in this case, eternal youth seem to not be included.

GangsternauwL 10 years ago

But... is my small puppy immortal too??

Repeater 2 years ago

yes

Peter Sibbald 13 years ago

The only downside I see is the one that's not stated: Immortality's side-effects could leave you frustrated. Everyone around you and the puppy would die. Lives would seem like seconds as eons fly by. People you love would pass one by one, Though healthy an... [Show full comment]

Dreamwastakenwastaken 6 years ago

😢so beautiful

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jkmc1205 10 years ago

It looks like the creator of this pressed this button as well.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

But, due to the upside, their soul will never arrive in Hell.

Raybel 7 years ago

No, living forever is trash. You'll get tired of everything, see everyone die, get depressed, and you can't do anything about it. HAVE YOU READ TUCK EVERLASTING.

CJP64 3 years ago

Ok but it’s kinda funny though

FantasyKitten 9 years ago

Who cares if I do a silly Seuss Rhyming thing. FREE PUPPY!!!!!!!

Ian_s 5 years ago

This is a thneed s-fine-something-that-all-people need

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Rhyming thneed with need? *Mwah* Chef’s kiss. Oh wait, that’s a line in The Lorax. *proceeds to un-chef’s kiss*

Nicholasjohnofferle 10 years ago

Error 404: downside not found

JewestOkay 9 years ago

Error 102: Upside not found

TheRadiantDehd 10 years ago

I"d do it for the puppy, but I don't care for immortality

FattyTheFat 10 years ago

No downside except immortality :)

FattyTheFat 10 years ago

And a dead puppy :(

Pitudo420 7 years ago

So I become immortal and have a dog that might die in the future but I get Tourette"s what the fuck who comes up with this shit

Whycantithavespaces 9 years ago

This the wrong way around for me

AllyMorgan 10 years ago

That sounds awesome but only if everyone thinks it"s normal and I'm not just looked at like a freak for it

Robi 10 years ago

I can wach anime and read manga for life

theghostofbuttonspast 10 years ago

i know that being immortal is trash and all BUT I GET TO SOUND LIKE DR SUSS

Isabel DePaul 13 years ago

This is wonderful and has no downside whatsoever.

koolguy 6 years ago

completely agree

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RenÃ©e Elizabeth Archbold 13 years ago

But does the puppy live forever? Or must I suffer the death of my beloved companion?

Braxlin 11 years ago

I'm sorry,I know you don't want to hear this at all But your dear puppy will indeed stop to crawl And it and your friends white black short or tall will all grow old and fall

Graham Ohashi 13 years ago

For the puppy.

Pitudo420 7 years ago

He dies tho

Jess Hallowell 13 years ago

so... the creator pressed the button

Brian Zhan 13 years ago

PUPPEHS

gamergeneral 11 years ago

oh yes this button, I pressed it for my puppins, my dog will li

Drew714544 8 years ago

Douse the pupy live forever

Joshua Skeens 13 years ago

I am chews goose

Mister130353N 11 years ago

i dint mean to press button ;^;

Somebodytouchamyspagghet 9 years ago

Very clever

imacowwithacow 10 years ago

I just wont say anyting I will wright it down

CODEX07 9 years ago

I see what u did there

deadpool4lyfe 10 years ago

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TheRealSatan 4 years ago

No downside

Almighty Uky 12 years ago

that sounds hilarious

OfficiallyGoodenough 11 years ago

With this, I can be chill as I will be lyrically ill.

JustARandomDude 7 years ago

I want to have that puppy but I think that it would be mortal and I don't want to loose it so I wouldn't press the button but get the puppy anyways

Jack 12 years ago

I would copy Peter Sibbald

HuffleBadger 9 years ago

HA! LOOPHOLE: make everyone you care about also press the button :P

xXjiLLXx 9 years ago

for me this doesn't have an upside. cuz if I'm immortal, i will see my friends and family die. even the puppy! so i will not press the button.

Ryan Sylar Hammond 13 years ago

I pushed the button! I pushed it indeed! Now I am immortal! AND THE PUPPY IS FREED!

Yuzuki-chan 11 years ago

fuck that I'm out

My name's Jeff 10 years ago

garlic5 2 years ago

im seeing only upsides (if i dont need to think those rhymes up)

i like buttons 11 years ago

A small puppy, that would be splendid! Living forever, my life will never be ended!

I_will_be_there_at_the_end 9 years ago

Why not???

AJDevelopment 6 years ago

if the puppy is immortal then im slamming my hand into that red button

UncopyrightTNT 12 years ago

No downside, I will say with glee, now I will not die when I go out to ski

FlatsTheFlounder 9 years ago

I'll do it for the rhymes! *Slams button*

blc_abc 11 years ago

Ever last thing i ever DID say. Which means that one day, I'll be known as either galaxy famous Seuss rhymer or just a guy who lived along time, because that would mean my last words. "I love you, more than the skies turned blue and rained poo, so I wil... [Show full comment]

AllyMorgan 10 years ago

I actually don't want to be alive though, so I didn't hit the button

Luka362 11 years ago

The puppy almost won me over

Cinnamonbunny112 8 years ago

I don't want to be immortal, but puppy

Claire Quantrill 13 years ago

downside where?

puppy1963 11 years ago

I already have a puppy who doesn't get along well with other dogs and I don't want to live forever

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