Will You Press The Button?

Ian_s4 years ago

This is a thneed s-fine-something-that-all-people need

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

Rhyming thneed with need? *Mwah* Chef’s kiss. Oh wait, that’s a line in The Lorax. *proceeds to un-chef’s kiss*

GangsternauwL8 years ago

But... is my small puppy immortal too??

Repeater11 months ago

yes

jkmc12058 years ago

It looks like the creator of this pressed this button as well.

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

But, due to the upside, their soul will never arrive in Hell.

Raybel6 years ago

No, living forever is trash. You'll get tired of everything, see everyone die, get depressed, and you can't do anything about it. HAVE YOU READ TUCK EVERLASTING.

CJP6412 months ago

Ok but it’s kinda funny though

Peter Sibbald12 years ago

The only downside I see is the one that's not stated: Immortality's side-effects could leave you frustrated. Everyone around you and the puppy would die. Lives would seem like seconds as eons fly by. People you love would pass one by one, Though healthy an...[Show full comment]

Dreamwastakenwastaken4 years ago

😢so beautiful

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FantasyKitten8 years ago

Who cares if I do a silly Seuss Rhyming thing. FREE PUPPY!!!!!!!

Nicholasjohnofferle8 years ago

Error 404: downside not found

JewestOkay8 years ago

Error 102: Upside not found

TheRadiantDehd8 years ago

I"d do it for the puppy, but I don't care for immortality

FattyTheFat8 years ago

No downside except immortality :)

FattyTheFat8 years ago

And a dead puppy :(

Pitudo4206 years ago

So I become immortal and have a dog that might die in the future but I get Tourette"s what the fuck who comes up with this shit

Whycantithavespaces8 years ago

This the wrong way around for me

AllyMorgan8 years ago

That sounds awesome but only if everyone thinks it"s normal and I'm not just looked at like a freak for it

Robi8 years ago

I can wach anime and read manga for life

theghostofbuttonspast8 years ago

i know that being immortal is trash and all BUT I GET TO SOUND LIKE DR SUSS

Isabel DePaul12 years ago

This is wonderful and has no downside whatsoever.

koolguy4 years ago

completely agree

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RenÃ©e Elizabeth Archbold12 years ago

But does the puppy live forever? Or must I suffer the death of my beloved companion?

Braxlin9 years ago

I'm sorry,I know you don't want to hear this at all But your dear puppy will indeed stop to crawl And it and your friends white black short or tall will all grow old and fall

Graham Ohashi12 years ago

For the puppy.

Pitudo4206 years ago

He dies tho

Jess Hallowell12 years ago

so... the creator pressed the button

Brian Zhan12 years ago

PUPPEHS

Slome_jelle8 years ago

I hate dogs

CODEX078 years ago

I hate people that hate dogs

Shenanigans~9 years ago

Problem; I don't like dogs :P

computer101014 years ago

I dont like dogs I want A kitty

Castiel6711 years ago

Living forever would get boring

Swordman1019 years ago

if you live forever 1 day everything dies you will be alone

Invisiwolf7 years ago

I only pressed the button because of the dr Seuss part

Motoor7 years ago

Being immortal is the downside

smsff710 years ago

I would write new Seuss books :)

DivergentAmity9 years ago

The puppy won't live forever and if u do live forever, then there won't be the last thing u say

laly7773 years ago

i only want to live as long as the puppy lives

18mlivingston10 years ago

I really like Seuss rymes

Onesy8 years ago

I don't wanna be immortal and I'm a cat person soooo.....

PyroDuck11 years ago

No downside

Mememaster698 years ago

i"d love that, but i"m to lazy to go to nepal

TheFish9 years ago

BEST CHOICE EVER!!!

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Anders Lisborg Simonsen12 years ago

Last Words: "Justin Bieber and 1D is gay!"

minimegaman09010 months ago

"You will live forever-" no

awedar5 months ago

bitch

LiteralBomb10 years ago

Well everyone now, zecora is me. And I don't care about rhymes, you will see!

SnowandSwordio7 years ago

I honesty love dr.suess, he is my favorate writer

jamest59 years ago

when the earth eventually explodes because it gets so old you have to float around in space forever where temperatures can reach -110 Degrees plus scientific studies show that if your brain is not continually stimulated (Being Bored) you will literally go insane as in The joker but he speaks alien

TheAmazingSuperDan8 years ago

A puppy from Nepal?

Aheali9 years ago

So you will live an eternity alone floating in nothingness, be thrown into suns and feel the worst pains ever. You also get to see everyone you love die, how is immortality a good thing?