Will You Press The Button?

Bluedeey9 years ago

I mean I could teleport in front of trump and let loose

AcidXxRayne4 years ago

amazing

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xiaoDualast year

不是我不想传送而是我现在已经对前天刚上完体育课吐了这件事情产生了心理阴影哈哈

Ajitrex4 years ago

*teleports behind you* "nothing personal kid"

lifehacker4207 years ago

*Teleports to Justin Bieber*

rogntudju9 years ago

The downside actually makes sense, as I suppose that teleportation would have its toll on our senses of balance and orientation, thus causing a most likely unbearable dizziness anyway.

JustPassingBy9 years ago

THE VOMIT CAN BE A SUPERPOWER

InsanityIsLife9 years ago

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Qolem9 years ago

I can always not use it...

BlueThePanda8 years ago

Use it if you"re about to die. A minute of vomit is worth not getting hit by a train.

Fedora_Master8 years ago

Just teleport when you"re in an intense situation in which you need to escape,

Darrylsim9 years ago

I don't want to teleport I want telekinesis

RGPZ7 years ago

I want lightning and magnet powers

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Sand Rae12 years ago

Totally worth it.

AlphaPheonix7 years ago

Tp to a bathroom in paris.

lifehacker4207 years ago

*Teleports right in front of Justin Bieber*

Chris Gorham12 years ago

I can just see it - you always arrive early for work, but your boss is always telling you to go home, you look sick. XD

MishtiDoi7 years ago

You"d lose your job

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TheMightyTOG8 years ago

To me, vomiting at all, even for a tiny bit is already excessive.

Cross-sansy8 years ago

Vomit on trump

ApexSpice8 years ago

I'm gonna teleport to Donald Trump

Daniel Striker12 years ago

Just teleport to a near by bathroom, worth it.

Coaster8 years ago

Skylord he means a bathroom close to where you wanted to go.

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Matthew Herring12 years ago

Am I using a potato to power this ability in this scenario?

poinger3 years ago

im gonna telleport on my annoying friend head

Comrade_Sowbeast3609 years ago

Worth it

Pleshy8 years ago

I can get outta school for a day by teleporting one meter away? Hell yeah

marlin289 years ago

Hi

Edric Dang12 years ago

Need to go from toronto to China? vomit for 60 seconds or a brutal 15 hour flight?

Hahayouredead9998 years ago

If I could get in a Green Day concert for free. HECK YEAH!

connersquires9 years ago

He'll no I would not do this

Lavendelchen9 years ago

I mean why shouldn't you do it? You only vomit when you teleport so you can only use it in difficult situations

oceanwaterpug276 years ago

Only use in incidents where you have high probability of dieing.

Mr_JakeyBear9 years ago

Oookkkkkk ivwill just take a bucket and ill be fine xD

nickhogai9 years ago

I'm johnny knoxville welcome to jackass

HelenHillTheDuckBill10 years ago

Hi

JanydHoughton7 years ago

Vomiting violently would probably kill you eventually as puking means you have to get rid of food you ate and if there"s no food, then you probably will start puking blood or if there is food, you"re going to fucking starve

YellowCandy84322 years ago

Dude - These buttons don't have to follow the laws of physics! The button would probably put food In ur stomach and just you start vomiting that

emetophilia9 years ago

...(ï¾‰^=ΦωΦ=)

ipressit8 years ago

wow i ....

Ryan Nottin12 years ago

I'd just teleport into someone I hated's house, and constantly puke on EVERYTHING they own.

buttonpresserjhlast year

any place but like inside their bathroom. at the beach? teleport in the water.

Lolipop989 years ago

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Aliah_the_Hufflepuff9 years ago

WTF NO............

bookworm19859 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

TheRealPengu8 years ago

Teleport to the place you want to be, in a toilet room! and get some anti nausea pills going :P

bradenhomseys039 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Shiryoku7 years ago

Worth it tho

The platypus9 years ago

still beats going through airport security

Rowly8 years ago

You CAN teleport. I throw up a lot anyway...

Blackblob010 years ago

Only for emergencies.

Mr.Reader9 years ago

thats horrible, you would not be able to move for a few hours...

DerpyKitten8 years ago

Wherever you"re trying to go just go to the bathroom at/near the place.

TheJesuit10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

gumballs12345last month

No, 60 seconds is WAY TOO LONG even though everyday I wish I could teleport I think vomiting violently for 60 seconds would make me wish OTHERWISE!!!

Gusbus12309 years ago

Worth it

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