You can teleport
but
You vomit violently for 60 seconds as soon as your arrive at your destination
I will not


Bluedeey9 years ago
I mean I could teleport in front of trump and let loose

AcidXxRayne4 years ago
amazing
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xiaoDualast year
不是我不想传送 而是我现在已经对前天刚上完体育课吐了这件事情产生了心理阴影 哈哈

Ajitrex4 years ago
*teleports behind you* "nothing personal kid"

lifehacker4207 years ago
*Teleports to Justin Bieber*

rogntudju9 years ago
The downside actually makes sense, as I suppose that teleportation would have its toll on our senses of balance and orientation, thus causing a most likely unbearable dizziness anyway.

JustPassingBy9 years ago
THE VOMIT CAN BE A SUPERPOWER

InsanityIsLife9 years ago
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Qolem9 years ago
I can always not use it...

BlueThePanda8 years ago
Use it if you"re about to die. A minute of vomit is worth not getting hit by a train.

Fedora_Master8 years ago
Just teleport when you"re in an intense situation in which you need to escape,

Darrylsim9 years ago
I don't want to teleport I want telekinesis

RGPZ7 years ago
I want lightning and magnet powers
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Sand Rae12 years ago
Totally worth it.

AlphaPheonix7 years ago
Tp to a bathroom in paris.

lifehacker4207 years ago
*Teleports right in front of Justin Bieber*

Chris Gorham12 years ago
I can just see it - you always arrive early for work, but your boss is always telling you to go home, you look sick. XD

MishtiDoi7 years ago
You"d lose your job
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TheMightyTOG8 years ago
To me, vomiting at all, even for a tiny bit is already excessive.

Cross-sansy8 years ago
Vomit on trump

ApexSpice8 years ago
I'm gonna teleport to Donald Trump

Daniel Striker12 years ago
Just teleport to a near by bathroom, worth it.

Coaster8 years ago
Skylord he means a bathroom close to where you wanted to go.
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Matthew Herring12 years ago
Am I using a potato to power this ability in this scenario?

demonicdivinity9 years ago
you can, you dont have to

DerpyKitten8 years ago
Wherever you"re trying to go just go to the bathroom at/near the place.

TheJesuit10 years ago
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gumballs123452 months ago
No, 60 seconds is WAY TOO LONG even though everyday I wish I could teleport I think vomiting violently for 60 seconds would make me wish OTHERWISE!!!

Gusbus12309 years ago
Worth it

greykid12129 years ago
Can't take the pain

Jessica Fildes12 years ago
Worth it. I'd only use it for emergencies, plus it's only 60 secs.

jackohans53 years ago
As long as I don't misuse it it"s a pretty good ability to have. Although also pretty last resort. I just hope I"d never have to use that ability if I got it.

Cormac Beirne9 years ago
There's no downside to this... Either you are able to teleport, so long as you vomit for 60 seconds, or you can't. There's no disadvantage to having the choice

VelocityRaptor288 years ago
would make for a great prank, just teleport behind someone and spew away!

AnimeIsLife4279 years ago
OH GOD NO I HATE VOMIT

Willzb20005 years ago
Just teleprts right in front of both jake and logan paul

audrius123456789 years ago
so the usual side effect of vodka

befree22098 years ago
Just carry a giant bucket wherever you go.

Immademon10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

RarePEPEandtheEDGYMEME9 years ago
Drink a shit ton of fruit punch do it won't taste so bad

Zaqinabox10 years ago
Only teleport in front of toilets in the places you want to be, or in front of things you want to deface.

boss17389 years ago
That is exactly why 69% of people pressed the button and 31% did not xD.

Furriest Of Gamers9 years ago
*teleports to a doctors office*

23195last year
As long as I don't eat

The Questionable Girl9 years ago
Teleport to a garbage bag, Here mom! Moral of the story> Keep teleporting then u don't have to go to school:)

Ritty038 years ago
*teleports to doctor*

naruto56345519 years ago
Well then

xxlaynethebossyoutube8 years ago
I cant vomit without getting red dots on my face

Amanda Eudevie Orzel12 years ago
teleport into said place's bathroom.

Aloox8 years ago
You don't have to do this so there"s no downside. If you do decide to teleport then just bring a bag with you or have a bag near where you'll go.

sweggothax10 years ago
I hate vomiting no!

WillYouPressDemButton9 years ago
i can teleport to the hospital

Joe Larson12 years ago
Teleport to the bathroom, lol

ypat4 years ago
just.... dont teleport?

samrsp9 years ago
crap teleport powers are still teleport powers
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