Santa's a proponent of racial slavery and animal cruelty who breaks into your house in the middle of the night, steals all your cookies, then leaves his junk lying around under your tree.
ButtonPresser1525 years ago
also republican, the elves are forced to work for Santa.
So I can kill Santa and nobody would know? Heck, wheres the downside?!
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AidanHANSNATA9 years ago
i have 2 points on this one. no1 i woldnt care if no one belived me soon they will eventully find out i met santa and ill just be like I TOLD YOU SO in their faces for like a week no2 i dont actully belive in santa so this makes things akward
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DerpyKitten10 years ago
My Santa is my father. Already met him, if no one believes me they"re really stupid.
alreday happened. he is a really nice guy and we both love "Doctor Who"...unfortunately we never can watch the Christmas-Special together. He says, he is "busy". Busy on Christmas...
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RGPZ8 years ago
I Don't Believe in santa
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Xx_BlackLight_xX11 years ago
Yeah, I'd love to meet Santa...ask him why the XBox One-sized box was a drawing kit...
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JustSomeGuy021710 years ago
It would be preeetttyy awkward meeting someone I don't believe exists
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Nerd With Lisp11 years ago
This already happened to me
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I Am A Duck10 years ago
Santa scares me
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johndeez2 years ago
i Did. at de mall. Tuff
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Strrg11 years ago
Thats probably for the best.
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bobzoe459 years ago
i saw santa do u belive
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cat12210211 years ago
My only wish from him is to have a reindeer and a magic slay. SO I CAN HUNT DOWN ALL MY ENEMIES FROM ABOVE!!!!
The steak11 years ago
DEATH FROM ABOVE
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Beefpoptart145 years ago
There’s no point in pressing no because I mean you met Santa Claus so I mean there’s really no downside
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Havard Otterson11 years ago
I wouldn't even tell anyone. I would sound mad.
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hallb10169 years ago
I don't want to meet Santa Claus, I want to meet either Racist Santa or Santa"s Brother.
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draconius12 years ago
id ask for a life sized intergalactic battle cruiser with a full list of life sustaining planets. who wants mi ship to bomb the planet after collecting them for a repopulation mission good by earth hello bob
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Winter649 years ago
sooo..... polar express?
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Goldenfoxy11 years ago
Hmm that sounds cool and idc. If peooledont bevile me akest i get to meat 🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅
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Edwardonut_the_goofer7 years ago
Years ago i did meet santa. There was more than one. It was my mom my dad and my stepdad a year ago. Also ups drivers are santa
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njnzcbjkbdjzxcbknc11 years ago
Presents! Whoo!
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The Scenery 11 years ago
Santa is not real
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TheWingedBunting11 years ago
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Rekt Much Bro?10 years ago
SANTA EXISTS...My Classmate believes in santa still and believes no one when they say that he does not exist.
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CallJGWentworth877cashnow9 years ago
"Heya Santa! You know that I still believe in you, right??? Yeah... I have been a good girl recently! (lies). All I want is like 5 billion dollars for Christmas. Can I get it???" "No." "Welp it was worth a try!"
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Markimoo12 years ago
I don't think so, bros.
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Person6410 years ago
Santa is scary AF
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Hastiry4 years ago
i dont care if they not believe me no one believes me any way
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Ray28G11 years ago
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aikorose11 years ago
Why would I want to meet the old man who supposedly sneaks into my house in the middle of the night.
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QT_Nebula6 years ago
I don’t care if no one believes me as long as I get to see him than I don’t care for anyone else
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Lawlesslake11 years ago
I don't i care about people i will believe him
That's all
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Kiwi4639 years ago
Childhood returned!!! :3
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Brayden Spong13 years ago
i will take a photo
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Labracadabrador8 years ago
Worth it.
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Aldred7711 years ago
No me importa que no me creean deporsi nadie me creeria
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wrong choice mofo10 years ago
They don't need to know.
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Imaunicornshh11 years ago
I'll finally meet my real parents??? T^T
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Sperbey10 years ago
Jewish
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Chaijunjie2 years ago
我为什么要告诉别人我见过圣诞老人
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AgentCPU011 years ago
Doesn't that happen to kids every year anyway? They'd be the only ones who did believe you. Not a problem there.
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