Santa's a proponent of racial slavery and animal cruelty who breaks into your house in the middle of the night, steals all your cookies, then leaves his junk lying around under your tree.
ButtonPresser1524 years ago
also republican, the elves are forced to work for Santa.
So I can kill Santa and nobody would know? Heck, wheres the downside?!
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AidanHANSNATA7 years ago
i have 2 points on this one. no1 i woldnt care if no one belived me soon they will eventully find out i met santa and ill just be like I TOLD YOU SO in their faces for like a week no2 i dont actully belive in santa so this makes things akward
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DerpyKitten8 years ago
My Santa is my father. Already met him, if no one believes me they"re really stupid.
alreday happened. he is a really nice guy and we both love "Doctor Who"...unfortunately we never can watch the Christmas-Special together. He says, he is "busy". Busy on Christmas...
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Kittenlover1018 years ago
Believes what?
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Rerun249 years ago
Doesn't matter met Santa, an all powerful multi-dimensional or reality altering entity of goodness.
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Alphatech7 years ago
what if old saint nick turns out to be a paedophile?
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Sf_2479 years ago
So I meet my parents?
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handre10 years ago
SANTA'S NOT REAL.....LOL
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ElenaKittyGirl9 years ago
Well no one needs to know...and if I want them to belive I'll just take a selfie with santa?
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AmazingMew9 years ago
SANTA 🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄ðŸŽðŸŽðŸŽðŸŽðŸŽðŸŽðŸŽðŸŽ
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Whatamidoing38 years ago
...but I see my mom everyday m8
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dude-man10 years ago
I can live with Santa so no one needs to belive me!
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MelodySong12349 years ago
you get to meet SANTA
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Amanojaku20083 years ago
Fuck Santa and the kids who believes him. Id any kid ever says "santa is already real" then I'll just go pee on their mouth.
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DenisDailey8 years ago
Take a picture with him
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FruityPie9 years ago
Then take a photo of Santa Claus then.
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Flaming-grimdark-potat5 years ago
A. I know my parents
B. I would just take a camera with me
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Robo3339 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]
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CosmicXD9 years ago
I could care less...
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Kittycatmax0610 years ago
It would be cool if i met santa claus so what if people don,t beleive me?
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geuces8 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]
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The Howling Wolf8 years ago
Why would I possibly care about being believed when I say I saw SC?
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oldnotweak10 years ago
push him off a roof.
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DJ Duck9 years ago
A taking selfie
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thisismyusernamedealwithit3 years ago
ok but when i"m in the living room at midnight on christmas eve, having a friend to friend conversation with SANTA i"m gonna say "I told you so"
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Coldplay_yellow9 years ago
I would be too shameful to tell anyone
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micsu00879 years ago
Of course!
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Memey-Boi4 years ago
Yes I would!
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My stupid comments are saving the world9 years ago
In the twisted world I live in I would love if santa was really real. Then I could get a free Iphone 6s
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3001018 years ago
fuck him
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Timothy NO Relation Vick12 years ago
Already did...where do you think i got these naked pictures of your mom?
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Skyfall22217 years ago
I AM SANTA
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Tatezaray9 years ago
If i meet santa i'll take selfie with him so the i have proof.
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reaper009 years ago
I don't care it's Santa
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Coolcon9 years ago
This is from a song about santa
HE SEES YOU WHEN YOURE SLEEPING
HE KNOWS WHEN YOURE AWAKE
Stalker much?
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Mr.CatJacket779 years ago
COOKIES 4 LIFE
ArchedParsley79 years ago
Yes, yes, YES
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Brainy7 years ago
At least you’ll have the best memories with santa
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theKillwolf2910 years ago
santas not real but rrly man whats the fun if no one belives you
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