So... I"ve pressed the button so many times that I now am a time traveler, mind reader, leader demon of the world, immortal, I can live anywhere, I can live with my 2 most beloved people in the world, I can have sex with anyone, freeze time, create my own ...[Show full comment]
For the other one your worst fear mine is my wife fucking another man and my family dieing
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ReinIsReid9 months ago
I can’t medically drink alcohol already ha ha
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KiLEdEnNis11 years ago
I took a sip from some alcoholic beverage once, technically I am an alcoholic because I tasted it, so idc
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Charles-Ostrander39 years ago
Everyone already looks down on me.
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callumz4 years ago
Ahh, alcohol. But what if you are under aged??
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A Undertale Fan11 years ago
NO NO NO NO NOT LIKE MY FATHER OH GOD
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ClubPenguinRewrittenFan9 years ago
Alcohol can damage your liver.
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greekgeekwriter10 years ago
technically you don't have to drink to be an alcoholic.
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cybermage9911 years ago
summons bleach for my enemies
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Unstable_Scarlet10 years ago
There's some real expensive wine out there, that'd be fun.
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Skuter11 years ago
Pussy fart
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Panifex8 years ago
If I never drink any alcoholic beverages, how in the world could I be an alcoholic? I would constantly be summoning sodas and juices and lemonades and other things, but not alcohol
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Denial Ganco13 years ago
Well, it doesn't say permanently.
I can just make money selling the drinks lol.
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Xx_GokuLuv69_xX3 years ago
good thing i was gonna get beer!!! XD XD XD XD XD (ps. i cant drik cause im 12!)
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Elite536311 years ago
This is 100% me all day, erry day
BellaRoseKozzy 11 years ago
every?
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PaintPaint 10 years ago
Yeah but what if the drinks you summon don't contain alcohol?
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Swshine3219 years ago
I do NOT want to be like my next door neighbours thank you
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SkHall10 years ago
Noooooo
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End3rc0re5 years ago
just...don't drink. it"s that easy.
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BunnyPoop11 years ago
I don't drink alcohol so.... chocolate milk all the way
Pika Girl11 years ago
Yeah!
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prayforkqly11 years ago
Yaaaaay
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wolfydude11 years ago
i know someone who would abuse the hell out of this -_- though i really want them to stop killing themselves so much
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Crotalia8 years ago
Ehh
No thx
I'm like, 13
FireStar0808 years ago
I’m 10 so, same
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Yanna Di Ronco13 years ago
This would end REALLY bad
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Copper10 years ago
What's the problem all I see are ups
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SpaceLizard248 months ago
That'll probably result in me dying of alcohol poisoning, so no.
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RedRaven11 years ago
How can i be an alcoholic when i only drinkk coca-cola?
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hot mama👰 10 years ago
Dr.pepper and Pepsi I summon you
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ShavemeShavers3 years ago
I'll just call myself dionisus
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crazedwafflegirl11 years ago
it didnt say it had to be alcohol hahaha
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Swshine3219 years ago
Im not even legal age to drink...
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cfrancisco255 years ago
I see no downside
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maxwell_8811 years ago
I can quit anytime I want!
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AustinPettitt9 years ago
So I'm Rick from Rick and Morty?
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Jess_Cyan10 years ago
where's the downside?
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Username7890110 years ago
Just buy it
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AWeirdo11 years ago
It doesn't say you have to have an alcoholic beverage.
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Coolconner3078 years ago
So i
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Rob Evans13 years ago
Simple. Open a bar, get a shit load of money with your incredible quick service and super power. Meanwhile, attend AA to keep you off the drink
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