Will You Press The Button?

Agent_Pom_Pom 11 years ago

Oh well, I guess I'll just marry the person I love like a NORMAL person without bribing them. How boring.

TooManyFandoms1 9 years ago

I thought the same

Someone27 11 years ago

"Hey! If you marry me at this drive through wedding, I'll give you 20,000 million dollars to then immediately divorce me."

Moina 4 years ago

I like you’re style (I’m AroAce) and there would be no feelings involved, and also this button would completely crash the economy

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Mr.X543 10 years ago

Sounds like regular life just with money at the end

Hiphop75 10 years ago

I don't need any money to fall in love. If I used the money to win them over that is not love

LeonardoGolp 8 years ago

You don't NEED to fall in love, you can just marry them and then... Divorse them

Ross Cowie 13 years ago

the shitty romantic comedies just write themselves here

WhatsInAAName 11 years ago

There was a silent film in the 1920's with almost this exact premise. A man would inherit a huge fortune from his uncle, but only if he was married by a certain date.

mudDboi14122001 11 years ago

do you even need to ask

Mister-E 9 years ago

If we both like memes or games or both

ConnorT 10 years ago

So basically real life but rich once you marry. This is fucking easy and tgere is no downside.

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

So this is life with a seriously substantial payout? HELL YEAH!

Flameshot 10 years ago

MARRIAGE IS A PROBLEM FOR 14%?!

SinonMercer 8 years ago

Yes it is.

THE GREAT PAPYRUS 11 years ago

Already have perfect GF, no issues here.

PinkUglySlug 9 years ago

U R SAVAGE HYDRE

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Your-Face-is-Enforip 9 years ago

Time that I do as I'm told. I'm going to do it the old-fashioned way. B)

TheRadiantDehd 10 years ago

So... If I get married, I get unlimited money... Right? I was already planning on getting married eventually, so why wouldn't I? ... I'm lost

Ezekiel Martin 13 years ago

okay? so, i just have to do what billions of people have done, in the same way they did it?

Asraaw 11 years ago

Wat? What if I use that money to buy food? Doesn't that help getting married?

MIKAA-808 9 years ago

That’s fine with me right don’t want to share the money then get a divorce

Judge 3 years ago

already married without money

LittleBlueDoggy 11 years ago

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Alla_acbar 9 years ago

whats the downside you creative 3 year old

Myris 10 years ago

That's unfair I have nothing without that money I won't become!

Derpyjeje 9 years ago

Sure I can do that.. I think?

yugi777 11 years ago

Shit I meant to hit I will not

Alice_The_Wherewolf 6 years ago

so money nothing changes

Homestuck-Loser 12 years ago

If only someone loved you. *total Hans voice.*

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

marry, pay off divorce, free.

ThePunnySkeleNamedSans 8 years ago

Plenty of fangirls. Easy as 3.14 (Yes sans can math)

Nick Mallas 13 years ago

That's how it's supposed to go anyway so....

Froggiekoto 9 years ago

Two buts in one sentence. Anti grammar count 8

prayforkqly 10 years ago

WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT? #fuckthepolice #forever_alone_ftw #ez_money #hashtag

Petrosion 5 years ago

Just hide the fact you have infinite money until after marrage

TacoNightFury 11 years ago

doesnt seem so hard

chere100 9 years ago

NO~ I MEANT TO PUSH THE BUTTON!

PsychoDusk 11 years ago

Thats what Vegas is for. lol i'm sure i can get married with in a couple nights with minimal effort XD

Drwaffle23 7 years ago

"Hey if you marry me we both get unlimited money for life" done

Miacosey 12 years ago

This is normal, but without the extra work for unlimited money.

Shaunethomas 10 years ago

HA JOKES ON YOU I"M TOO YOUNG

yourfavouritebaguette 9 years ago

asexuals just immediately divorce them

Asraaw 11 years ago

Also inflation sucks too. Unlimited money can't buy a banana which costs 1 million dollars x.x

itsnhi 10 years ago

There is seriously no downside

AnonymousPants 3 years ago

You don't need money, you only need RIZZ 😎🤏 😏🕶️🤏 😏😉😎

Chibi_Chris 6 years ago

Well it didn't say I couldn't marry a dead body

Hyltran 5 years ago

Our a carrot 🥕 our maybe 🤔 my own hand ;)

tydickson 11 years ago

Ty Dickson

LeroyMcFuckyermother 9 years ago

Get married, poison the bitch. No longer married and has monies.

Zetsushira 11 years ago

Just say: ,,If you marry me, we both get rich." To the person

Ashfire 10 years ago

What happens if I don't find anyone to marry?

Monguku 11 years ago

live without showing that you have money(not too much fancy stuff in your house for example), have your friends help you start dating. sooner or later you find someone. Live your life without restriction with your unlimited moeny

CoolrorU 8 years ago

I don't need money to make people happy. And also it says your money, so I can get loans from my friends. Loophole.

Thomas Marley 13 years ago

Simple enough. "Hey babe, I've got money frigging everywhere! Wanna come with me?"

Zacary 11 years ago

ok if its timed then go on married at first sight then get divorced

Froggiekoto 9 years ago

You get infinite money then get a wife normally which you could already do. Or buy something to impress her and it is technically not your "money"

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