Will You Press The Button?

H4RC0R3_P14Y3R10 years ago

I already have Autism, and know how to program a bit, but wth.

Mnmwert8 years ago

Same

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skypuns9 years ago

What the fuck, seriously? This is disgusting. My sister has severe autism and it"s gross when idiots like you come along and treat it like a disease, which it isn't.

mpregtruther5 months ago

you are a minority anf

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PaintPaint 9 years ago

I'd progam a better autocorrect for this question's author.

coolmiser1239 years ago

fuck the creator of this button!!!!!!! i have autism and this is really offensive

NOBUTTONS90007 years ago

LANGUAGE PEOPLE language

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TheMightyTOG8 years ago

Wait, I become stallman-level autism? I do have autism, but it has so little effect that it doesn't really matter. Does this mean that everyone who has Stallnan-level autism will rid of their autism? I can live with that.

MyPasswordisPassword10 years ago

anything*

Bytes198 years ago

Bro, Chara already is fucking insane, so ur safe bro!!

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JulesNightlock9 years ago

That is offensive on so many levels

katsumi277 years ago

Richard Stallman is amazing!

Robert Reedy12 years ago

I'd program a machine that cures autism.

rosiebobatea8005 years ago

asdfghjkl;":"

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troubleofpersonnality9 years ago

I already am.

mr.whatface9 years ago

...another one. Another fucking button that probably predicts my life. Even if the grammar isn't perfect.

NotSo9 years ago

Program anything? Program a program than expands computer memory to the 64-bit limit and makes computers run at 1 PHz (1,000 THz, each is 1,000 GHz, or 1,000,000,000,000,000 cycles/second), with equally numerous cores, same with a GPU, all in a box 4' by ...[Show full comment]

HeyImGamma7 years ago

Program a program to program the previous program a so that I can program itself to cool

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CondescendingGhost8 years ago

So I turn into autism spontaneously.... Fun.

necasini10 years ago

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userkiller3410 years ago

Ill be famous in all the world!

Taco_Axo8 months ago

Typo

Fangurliboy9 years ago

They say that 'autistic' kids feel to much, not too little

Sarkxann6 years ago

Program yourself to destroy that one kromosom

Dave Strider9 years ago

I become autism?..

OblivionBringer8 years ago

What"s an "anytying"?

Karis9 years ago

I would program an android with my current personaility before having autism

Supermellow6 years ago

That"s not how it works

wings.10 years ago

I am already autistic

ZeImmortalTroll11 years ago

Already have autism, and can already hack anything.

Ekavi9 years ago

Hahaha i believe u (Not)

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

Due to improper grammar, the button really means that you become a mental disorder that can program anything. Even so, I won’t press it.

SyannCat9 years ago

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ivegotnothing8 years ago

this person should learn to spell

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

Taco_Axo8 months ago

Can’t you program something to cure autism

Jacob Glenn12 years ago

Only if it had some amazing benefit to science.

Onaled_nav_red_Keeb6 years ago

Everyone is defending autism but nobody wants to have autism like stop being a hypocrite🙄

HumanPerson9 years ago

Stallman has autism?

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago

so you BECOME the autism?

icartwright10 years ago

so trump supporters that can program

bhoppy12310 years ago

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Bingbong18428 years ago

I think the writer of this has autism I can barely understand this

Chimkinnn2 years ago

Re-programs life so everyone who has autism no longer has it because this is treating it like its a disseise when its not, plus you can literally re program people who no longer want it. I would have autism if it ment I could help other people, think about...[Show full comment]

LegendofZelda11 years ago

I hate it when people treat autism like some horrible dieses, like cancer. I have autism (actually diagnosed, not self diagnosed) and no one can tell and I'm better off and smarter than most of you.

Taco_Axo8 months ago

I agree with you but I still don’t think you can out smart a perennial math national champion

Henry-McCliff9 years ago

I am not able to live autistic...

I-am-me7 years ago

I’ll program something to cure my autism

EmilStvring7 years ago

U cant"cure" autism because its u brain signals its fucking up

JimWatson8 years ago

Yay

Helpless10 years ago

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finnkid19 years ago

Half-Life 3

beta10 years ago

I will build the matrix.

moneystealer7 months ago

I get the ability program anything with no downside? Sweet!

Calvin Chan12 years ago

anything*

JimJam695 years ago

My cousin has autism and he’s six and said his first word three days agai

djpg219 years ago

I already have autism. I'm not kidding

mekl7 years ago

just make a programthat gets rid of it

CMHammond10 years ago

Does that mean I lose my Autism? Or I am unaffected? I looked up Stallman-Level Autism, apparently it is just borderline Autism. I hope I would keep my Autism... Anyway, program machines to do whatever.

glitchybro10 years ago

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