You can travel to mars.
but
No one will know.
I will not


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Maharid 11 months ago
You can travel to Mars but there is nothing here to keep you alive so... HARD PASS!

Eoverlordmaster 10 years ago
MARS ROVER FINDS MANY DICK AND LENNY FACES AND DANK MEMES ON MARS AND ARE SHITTING THEMSELF CUZ THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND!

WBGrock 9 years ago
Well, it said you could go to mars.... never said anything about getting back

Drawesomethewizard 9 years ago
True dat bro

cheesegal 11 years ago
How do I breathe and how do I get back?

TrueRenegade 9 years ago
Magic

Edward Brown 13 years ago
NASA - "All Mars Rovers were mysteriously reactivated, recharged and started communicating today. also someone has been arranging dick shapes out of rocks. Thanks Superman, please pose for the camera next time."

doodledimer 4 years ago
hahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahhah sdsddsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsd.
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YoniGonzalezVandeVen 8 years ago
But if you go to mars and make a picture and show it people will know it right or what are they going to think it if you live stream it

R3D F4LC0N 11 years ago
ROVERS

R3D F4LC0N 11 years ago
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YouknowthatIcanhavewhatevernameIwantsodontdismeonthisplease 8 years ago
i'll prob die in 0.1 seconds no thanks

TheDarkPants 9 years ago
Umm dude its better than nothing because no negative effects you don't have to go...

Z0m41e 8 years ago
Exept you are trapped on Mars.

lilboat96 9 years ago
If nobody knows I can't be rescued if something goes baddd ouchhh

Sarah Spaeth 13 years ago
DOCTOR!!

Finngaming.finn 11 years ago
🍌 yeah

Zac Workman 11 years ago
A planet you can do whatever the fuck u want all to ourselves for A while

R3D F4LC0N 11 years ago
so NASA will know

chopical 10 years ago
who said nasa will know?
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Alex Wright 13 years ago
Hey the doctor will take me for my b-day yay!

Karim Addi 13 years ago
I DON'T CARE !!! if no one knows that i was on mars .

saudinho 5 years ago
Like... what do you have to lose if you don't press the button

Foxy the Pirate 11 years ago
So? I know

BrianRupram 10 years ago
First memer on mars!!!

Z0m41e 8 years ago
Much lack oxygen.

CharlotteTheQueenBee 11 years ago
Ewww why would I want to go to mars?

SilentJill345 5 years ago
Whats so gross about mars?
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Ty fighter 10 years ago
U could always go to Mars and film it and then show everyone the evidence that you actually went to Mars

Drexdragon467 11 years ago
But can I live without a suit. And how come nobody will know? Your gonna need NASA or some other company to help you and even if you can do it yourself SOMEONE'S gonna ask why you have 52 gallons of fuel!

Nasos 8 years ago
Take pictures that"s how mafia works

Dy Tickson 11 years ago
Dy Tickson

Cocoraspberry 11 years ago
just take the people dat dont believe u just take them 2 mars

Warderthenovadestroyer16 9 years ago
My little paradise. All by my self and no asshole in sight.

Daniel Grabowy 13 years ago
So many superpowers here that have no real downside... I mean it would still be a great experience for you, who would have to know

Agyfasz 10 years ago
I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT THAT :D

Kyle Joseph 13 years ago
You can travel to mars. but No one will know.

Deathstroke is better 11 years ago
Build space hotels, NASA finds it and sends people to live on mars

Last_teen_360gamer 10 months ago
Why not?

Ihj 7 months ago
Because if ANYONE doesn’t know you’re going to mars they can’t build you a dome of oxygen, overall it’s not good, but bad.

gbwball 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

THE SMARTEST PERSON ON EARTH 11 years ago
It is spam and it ain't real

Anthony4 6 years ago
umm down side i get stuff from mars and no one knows who freaking cares

MadMax-003 11 years ago
I'd bring someone

NicholasCrespo 10 years ago
Will u come back?

oldnotweak 11 years ago
i can colonize mars and nobody will bother me? WIN WIN

smart one 10 years ago
then take them with you >>>>:)

99_Face_Problems_But_Booty_Aint_One 11 years ago
Dooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnssssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeee...?

death_angel 11 years ago
Fuck that noise

TheNinetales 11 years ago
You cannot survive on mars...............

UnknownHamster 9 years ago
WHO CARES If ANYONE KNOWS YOU ARE ON MARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... [Show full comment]

Ronnie Holmes 13 years ago
Get some rocks from there and sell them

JackWagon885 4 years ago
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm what"s the downside?

Gengrevious 11 years ago
I dont care noone said that they wouldnt know AFTER you travel there

Thjmze 10 years ago
Nope not getting stuffed inside a candy bar

Oneguyman 11 years ago
Sortof like The Martian (movie)

Raven94 10 years ago
No. I'll fucking die

2016buttonpressing 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Kihlala31 11 years ago
Spam stop

Kermitdie 6 years ago
I shall be know an as doom guy I travel to Mars find the gateway to hell and give hell to hell to avenge my dead rabbit.

BeardDude 11 years ago
there is no point in going on a rock in space for absolutely nothing

BilboBigBaggs 11 years ago
I'd bring back a rock...
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