You will be given immortality
but
you will have almost nothing
I will not

Nyan cat 10 years ago
Immortality sucks so bad it is the worst torture ever.When you are 1000 years old you can't do anything but what is gonna happen when you are 1000000000000 years old or 100000000000000000000 years old huh?

L_Is_Real_2401 2 years ago
it wouldnt suck it would be awesome XD ;p
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Salad 10 years ago
No upside

Ted Kingston 13 years ago
just go steal shit because you're immortal

Hogger440 8 years ago
Why shit?
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ThatGuy1337 11 years ago
Well, I am immortal. And after all the other buttons I have pressed things wouldn't be difficult at all.

The Howling Wolf 10 years ago
I hope not by choice...

Paulo_G 10 years ago
I don't wanna be immortal anyway, after about 1000 years, life would get boring!

imavirginnn 5 years ago
No you can't, you"re immortal
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Meggles Sploofimax 13 years ago
2 downsides for the price of 1

Themauf 7 years ago
Now on sale

Reamous Wilkes 13 years ago
What is almost nothing?

Ike Sly 13 years ago
build my empire over eternity

Nobody13 11 years ago
it said almost......

EmilBorkPetersen 9 years ago
Immortal like doesnt even die when like 1.000 years old cuz then HELL NO!!

SleepyFurry87 3 years ago
This is incredibly pointless. Yippee, eternal suffering. Literally hell on Earth.

MrSmeeth23 10 years ago
Ayy lmao

I'm a duck 11 years ago
What's with all of these dumb immortality dillemmas, would you wan to live forever, and see everyone you loved die? Honestly it would get boring real quick...

specialwinter 10 years ago
you just go everywhere you want :D you don't need anything

Yulia Mashtaler 13 years ago
Hancock basically

densch 8 years ago
nobody said that I would be forever poor. So essentially I'm in the same situation as now +immortality on top. so why not? :-D

Migdin1 9 years ago
Most of you say that you will be forever alone in space when the universe ends, but what abou the other thousands of people who pressed it? Now your not alone

Dumbass84 11 years ago
It depands on wat almost nothing is

ReeseLaneDaily 10 years ago
If your immortal, just go take peoples stuff when they die, simple as that. GTAV in real life, with the immortality cheat installed

Flingflame 11 years ago
One of the worst ones I have seen on here.

bily bob 10 years ago
immortalitys a curse you idiots, those 41 percent that pressed this button deserve to be immortal, they should was suffering is as they are obviously on 5 years old!

Correct 6 years ago
Ur prob 5 cause u dont know what immortal is. Fking idiot
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Ray 12 years ago
Just get shit they didnt say that you would have nothing for all eternity

Noguard18 5 years ago
Where Is the advantage?

PrincessCheetoPuff 9 years ago
It would be so boring to be immortal

KiLEdEnNis 11 years ago
define the almost nothing, although immortality would be the real hell

Gods_Opinion 9 years ago
Immortality is boring, trust me.

Noicoiner 11 years ago
No because I get to see all my loved ones die and I can't go with them and whoever I meet will eventually die and my perception of time will end up going so fast that a normal person's lifespan feels like a day long... I will not press that button

Elmster401 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

RiyalHrishi 2 years ago
Too much immortality buttons

Leo-di-Angilo24 8 years ago
Being immortal would suck cuz anyone you love would grow old and die right infront of you and you couldn’t go with them. Anyway if you accept the Lord into your heart you can have eternal life after death in heaven

CooperSocks 11 years ago
What does that mean when you steal and get a LIFE sentence?

Timelypat 9 years ago
Anything even remotely related to immortality I just press no right away. Immortality is a fate worse than death.

epic0teddy 10 years ago
It woul be terrible for importality!You would get so bored after a while.

Elena 11 years ago
You'd have almost nothing to start with but with time (unlimited) you can get everything~!

smartypants 11 years ago
It says u will have not u have so RONG

oldnotweak 10 years ago
almost nothing is a completely relative term. compared to the total amount of "things and stuff" in the universe NOBODY has more than .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000... [Show full comment]

Agentrocks 11 years ago
You have almost nothing but you can start from something and move on to have everything.

CPorter 5 years ago
steal things, then break out of prison. you'll have infinite time to figure things out to escape, and you'll never die from execution. then move somewhere isolated so people will forget about capturing you.

AdamHairizhNyx 8 years ago
welp, almost not all

Sitara 9 years ago
Homless forever lolll

Cooldonut007 11 years ago
didnt say Santa or your family doesn't give you stuff

Logtron23 11 years ago
I'd say no because I want stuff but being like wolverine or deadpool is pretty sweet.

laughs_menacingly 7 months ago
so basically "you go through one of the worst tortures you could ever face BUT you have to go through even more torture"

JFM 6 years ago
I would be immortal, suck my d.

dsolesvik 10 years ago
Whats the point?You live for nothing???

Lilibugz123 11 years ago
If i'm immortal, i can work forever till i have the things i need.

Gacotron 9 years ago
upside plz, immortality, curse, have nothing, well that ain't good or bad, but nothing in this is upside

undertalefanforlife 10 years ago
No because if you"re immortal then you whatch as the world fades away and once everyone dies you"re all alone

DaTroll 11 years ago
I don't have video game don't have anything dafuq

The Howling Wolf 10 years ago
Then why get immortal?Who cares about immortality?Uh,don't answer that.

tydickson 11 years ago
Ty Dickson
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