Will You Press The Button?

xietbro last year

I don't need to build relationships with anyone. My interpersonal relationships are good and I don't need so many friends either

235x0 3 years ago

godlike version of me they will die anyway because Arceus will kill then anyway.

TheGamerSage 9 years ago

What if they"re older than 45??

Migdin1 9 years ago

They will be reborn as a baby

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lifehacker420 9 years ago

45 what? 45 decades?

Meh-The-Bored 10 years ago

I can already revive people from the dead thanks to the last button so I don't give a fuck

Danganronpaboi 6 years ago

That is 100% how it works

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Seriously? 11 years ago

My crush is 15, having her for 30 years, I mean her boobs are PRREETTYYY big, it's worth it.

BananaWizard27 9 years ago

Oppai

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SomeoneRandom 11 years ago

Hell no, not happening. I'd rather see them alive but doesn't care about me than cares about me but dies an early death.

Grace Stack 13 years ago

Benedict Cumberbatch is 37, that would only give me 8 years with him. Not worth it.

Gunk 3 years ago

Is he dead yet

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Fatdoope 10 years ago

Marry a rich person they die at 45 you get all the money or marry your enemy

Kitt 11 years ago

"whoever you want" I'll be in a relationship with everyone on earth. Then, I control the world and it's population growth, as well as score with every hottie there is.

Kevin Slater 13 years ago

if you choose someone who is over 45 they wont die ever so you are granting 1 person immortality

Bilalsani1 4 years ago

They would instantly die

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fezzyted 10 years ago

If you loved them you wouldn't shorten their lifespan.

duzk3431 10 years ago

Good! Die before i get old.

CaptinRedpanda76 11 years ago

Justin Timberlake here I come

lemonnn 4 years ago

how long do they expect us to live

JordanHernandez 10 years ago

I mean i'll probably die before 45 anyway

Trolerp 11 years ago

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Tap9The9Toaster 10 years ago

downside? My senapi is technically already dead

The cow that wanted to rule the world 11 years ago

Well I don't die so why the hell not

KiraaCreativity 8 years ago

thats good. Get you a sugar daddy when he 44 then for a year you can suck all the money out of him then when he dies you get Alllll his fortune win win

Rickerson1 11 years ago

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Hobbitlover23 9 years ago

Bucky Barnes is like 100 so ha I laugh in this buttons face haha

trf 11 years ago

7 years with the gay dreamboy andrew scott ... sounds grate!

JamZHate 9 years ago

Marry over 45

Grognard28 2 years ago

i'm already in the perfect relationship, so this is a no-go

Miku fan 11 years ago

ha the love of my life stays 16 forever suck on that

OtakuFeels 11 years ago

Ewwwww Twilight......DX

Nightmare_King 6 years ago

First I'll wait till they are over 45 then I will get in a relationship with them

Insignificance 9 years ago

Sure I already can give immortality to anyone I want thanks to the last button

mr.whatface 10 years ago

Does multi-relationships count? Like if a bi person (eg me) would want a nice girl and a good man (eg birdlady and mettaton) do they both die at the same time or does their age difference create different deaths? Because I don't want to have them both die in one go, that'd suck.