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You are undying
but
You are a cat with human memories and can speak, but your owner, despite knowing these facts gets uncomfortable when you do speak and destroys the situation you are in.
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DomZ127 10 years ago
Cats Dont have owners, they have service

prid3-33 9 years ago
This is so true lol
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Purplesinister 5 years ago
garfiled

NightShade17 10 years ago
So I am an undying cat who can speak, and I have an owner that feeds me and gives me free massages whenever I meow... sounds good as long as I'm not fixed!

JamesTheBoi1 5 years ago
“Press this button to become undead” *dies of laughter*

Lucaribro501 11 years ago
I am the undying bane cat.

Ezra scarlet 11 years ago
YES

dgzdrg5gdz 6 years ago
I"d love too

MaxieLazuli 10 years ago
1st: Kill owner, Hide evidence. 2nd: Get his money and start a Youtube/Stream gaming channel 3rd: Jackpot

HeLlOiMsAm 3 years ago
Nice
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genderlessperson 10 years ago
Now I can be an asshole without being judged.

Wilbertbumbum 11 years ago
litterally eternal youtube cat who can commentate games pewdiepie would have #2 most subscribers

Thomas McDermott 13 years ago
Who knows- maybe I could become Gamer Cat.

idiot_99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 6 years ago
talk so much they leave because the"re so annoyed :D
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2Random4Me 9 years ago
Ight so I'll pull a Cheeto and run away from my owner. Then i can find someone who"s okay with me speaking. Problem solved

OliviaTheGreat 10 years ago
So basically I'm Luna. Yeah I'm Luna.

Gio2589 9 years ago
You mean Soy Luna

Melsy 10 years ago
Thacary Binx.

Jor_damn 10 years ago
This is scarily well thought out

Frankie Gerhardt 13 years ago
I wish to be the eternal speaking cat.

Nathan Ho 13 years ago
Run away from owner, plus because of a past willyoupressthebutton which states that any button you press the side effect are negated it doesnt matter to me

Tricky 10 years ago
The side effect is the good part in this one

Pauline Laing 13 years ago
eh. one good "accidental house fire" will fix that good.

DeathNUTS 11 years ago
Almost like from bleach

xXFireDemonGirlXx 9 years ago
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sukichu 10 years ago
sounds like sailor moon

CodyXSavageX 10 years ago
Idek what the point of this is

timmytime 11 years ago
Yea ahhaahha

OskaraksO 7 years ago
Sounds like a comic on webtunes.

Fr3dd 11 years ago

Stickbrick 8 months ago
but guys! the whole point of a talking cat is to have fun!

Satan666DARKLORD 11 years ago
Sounds good

PugCraft 9 years ago
lol, my family trusts me, and so i would tell them i turned into a cat... and i could have fun sisters lol, i see no downside rn

knife613 12 years ago
Do I at least get to be in an anime about it?

quackadile 10 years ago
Hello people

GalceonGod11 9 years ago
I'ma be the best no one was

Zack Sampson 13 years ago
Fuckin Zachary Binks.

DJEMDOWG 10 years ago
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Chris0111 10 years ago
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Fire_breathing_bitch_queen 5 years ago
Wut

Dreamwarrior14 11 years ago
Go feral, and be awesome.

Jaysha Washington 11 years ago
i would feel weird not unconfortable

Ionlydidthistocomment 6 years ago
Starts pressing faster

😺Kitten😺 11 years ago
My dream is to be a cat 😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺

Jooooooooooooooosh 9 years ago
So..... The Cat From Outer Space?

EmeraldBanker 8 years ago
just like the movie 9 lives all over again. Au hell no Auuuu!

Maximaninn 11 years ago
I hate cats

Nobody cares 11 years ago
nobody says you can't run away

katkat 10 years ago
Sounds pretty fun. Be a cat, live forever and freak people out by talking to them? No down side

andreithepotatoman 4 years ago
*spear of justice playing in the background*

olvvvvlo 11 years ago
I always wanted to know what the mouses tastes like, besides I can get fog lights for my eyes, great equilibrium high resistance to poisons and scares superstitious people, besides I can make a fortune uploading cat videos.

SuperKirby 9 years ago
I have pressed this button TWICE in the same day.

Bea Freeman 12 years ago
Who the hell made this one up

Star_ZRAL 9 years ago
Destroys the situation i"m in?.. what does this even mean??

Cheshire shadow 10 years ago
doesn't say i can't transform into a neko.......or use equipment.

XxAshleeRocksxX 11 years ago
Pick like or dislike?

Aveture 11 years ago
So I'm basically Thackery Binks.
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