You are the Slenderman complete with abilities.
but
Nobody will know that you ever existed even if you wanted them to know.
I will not


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KatsuragiKen 11 years ago
now i can fuck and do tentacle porn to anyone as much as i want to

Super-monkey last year
小头发力了
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UncleBa 2 years ago
Hannibal would love it

b-i-g-s-u-c-c 6 years ago
K I L L

b-i-g-s-u-c-c 6 years ago
...me

BaritoneGuy 10 years ago
I can get away with murder and no-one would know... THIS IS THE BEST

Foxy-chu 6 years ago
Ikr
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Malibu 4 years ago
It'll be a lot easier to get the kids in the basement

insincereapology 10 years ago
Would that mean even if I'm stalking someone, they won't be able to notice me? On the other hand? I could peek at people changing and no one would know.

SPACEJUMPER 9000 10 years ago
Yay! So people won't know who killed them!

Joemaster 10 years ago
I will kill everyone then.

djmario43 11 years ago
GREAT

DefaltAzer 11 years ago
so i can do the worst shit bud nobody will know huh AMAZING

Alexander Aberle 13 years ago
So... You're a Silence?

Pyrobolon 9 years ago
slendersilence sounds like some edgy OC
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Flufflepuff 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Grimlon 10 years ago
well, we dont know if slenderman exists, so yapea

-Ace1ntheh0le- 3 years ago
Hooray!Now I can find and kill the person who ruined my life! 😄

ScorpionloverXx 332 11 years ago
Fuck yeah!!!!

Sant 12 years ago
There is no downside. At all.

Otaku._.love_x 11 years ago
I agree... I can do tentacle porn!! (Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°)

Wolf59 8 years ago
Pranks galore.

Anonymas ninja 10 years ago
Mate scare the fuck outa people mate

pussy 11 years ago
Why would you want people to know???

bobgasher 11 years ago
trolling powers activate

Clayton McKenzie Fruitloop 13 years ago
*looks for the downside* Nope, it's no where to be seen.

QNightwatcher 5 years ago
what is slenderman

quindon123 10 years ago
im pretty much alone any way, so the powers are a bonus. plus with all the free time on my hands, i can practice my terrible art and hang it on tree for the world to see

Alkeniw 11 years ago
Who cares? I'll have fun stealing, chasing, and slaughtering kids

BlueMoose 10 years ago
Why the hell would i ever want to become the Slanderman?

TheBest 11 years ago
so that means my loves wont know me my own mom wont know me..........idc GET THE RAKE GET MOTHMAN GET ALL THE CREEPYPASTAS.......its killin time

dannyphanfiction 12 years ago
Literally. No downside. No way for them to pin the murder on me. Nothing.

Mr. Gentleman 11 years ago
OMG! I had the neatESt Day I f my life after reedong this. Repost to get Half Life 3

dmkellison 11 years ago
OMG! I had the neatESt Day I f my life after feeding this. Repost to get Half Life 3

Posik 6 years ago
So pretty much on the real slender Man and by the way yes he does exist

Kevinh700 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

HyeanaGamer132 11 years ago
why would I wont to kill children??????m

finnkid1 10 years ago
Go into the forest, press the button, anyone that goes there will get killed by child slendy. FUCK YOU

bhoppy123 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Mcvayjosh1 11 years ago
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Nathan Hossein 13 years ago
i would make them know......

Soul_Phoenyx 5 years ago
Me an assassin: Perfection.

Your Cat 11 years ago
But i want to be cat.

TheThinker 10 years ago
Why would I want to be Slenderman?

retsam_emep 11 years ago
so exactly what is the downside here?

sayaka 11 years ago
Well look on the bright side, you get to murder people without being put in jail :D

Gaben3000 11 years ago
I don't want to be Slenderman

Vazu 6 years ago
What the hell can the slenderman even do?

Smartest-Man 3 years ago
Be scary. Stand around. Stick childish drawings on trees that people will likely dismiss.
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BeckerstheWolf 11 years ago
The downside won't change my life. It's literally the same except I would get Slender abilities.

KIRA1 11 years ago
The downside won't change my life either #ForeverAlone

Tankdestroyer3610 11 years ago
I am a Teenager so Its useful. I go to school and nobody cares if I am slenderman👍

epicness2 10 years ago
i wonna be sleder man insted

Angrydog1987 11 years ago
ind the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count do... [Show full comment]

Sesna 11 years ago
So basically slender right now?

ninjatiger 12 years ago
I can scare people so much they shit their pants!

Howday 5 years ago
I see no downside.
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