You can play guitar better than anyone, better than Jimmy Page, Knopfler etc.
but
You always have your guitar strapped to your body
I will not

Tristina 10 years ago
Get a really tiny guitar Problem solved

AldoLeonardoRivasRosario 9 years ago
I don't mind playing the guitar. I"d rather be NOT popular.

UberschztdadtAlmighty 9 years ago
I can have a guitar tattoo. Also i don't own a guitar sooo....

AreyoukiddingmethenameBECAUSEFUCKYOUTHATSWHYistaken 9 years ago
I will have a real concert in the shower

Björn Oberodhage 13 years ago
Just imagine taking a bath or going to the swimming pool o_0

Dark22 6 years ago
@TheRadiantDehd you my friend are a legend of puns and will forever be remembered by me and possibly others
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Herogaia 10 years ago
hope it"s me proof

ape44 10 years ago
i am in love with a fichenal chareater luna from maga man star force

Ko! 11 years ago
Please tell me wait I think I know (slow claps for my self)yay the 7 year old boy finds something out yaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ko! 11 years ago
What's the point of this game?????????.I DON'T GET IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.oh sorry im just crazy

KenWasHere21 10 years ago
No you"re just autistic

Booya 9 years ago
Other uses: baseball, hitting people, an excuse for a whole sofa... All sorts of things.

xavmason 11 years ago
I HATE GUITARS

Xaghnuv 12 years ago
If you break it into pieces, it is not a guitar.

bellic 2 years ago
Fuck jews

Rage_MMAD99 10 years ago
Be honest, have you ever heard a girl say "I want to see you take everything off except for that guitar"

SinonMercer 8 years ago
No downside. As long as the guitar is water proof, there isn't any downside.

AppleCiider 11 years ago
Better then Synester Gates and Kirt Hammit then sure.

Onaga 11 years ago
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bobthebogan 9 years ago
i play trumpet tho

Jaydan11 10 years ago
U got me bent fool 😂😂

xXsurfergamesXx 11 years ago
I pretty much do that allready... HELL YES!!!!

sterlingsilvernine 10 years ago
waterproof guitar

Hunter Perrin 13 years ago
That'd be like being a super hero! :D

OPOSSUM_ 5 years ago
Hail Guitar Man

Dooderguy 8 years ago
this was hard to pick but I did not fret because I <3 playing guitar, and I could play it anytime!

bean_hater 11 years ago
So you become Phoebe

Eba 9 years ago
just a very very small guitar that you can see or obstructs you in any way, and I can play with a normal guitar anytime I want, no downside

ELECTRO..JASON 11 years ago
hi im electro and no its not markipler not the real one at least oh sorry a guy said "is that realy you markimoo?! anyways just cut off the gitar but if its on you skin get plastic surgery get it cleaned the boom nothing to worry about but if you do hate g... [Show full comment]

ChaosWeaver 12 years ago
So where`s the downside?

StrongBad last year
doesn't say what part: cut off a finger, strap the guitar to the cut off finger, it's attached to a part of your body

John_Snow 10 years ago
Guitars are an instrument of evil

Kittinsareawesome 7 years ago
Cooooooollllllllll awesimeeeeerv yeeeet

midget 11 years ago
So who exactly can I go get power if its an electric guitar

Onaga 11 years ago
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RobertRieser 9 years ago
My guitar is tiny

ApexSpice 10 years ago
Never says where YAY FINALLY A GUITAR ON MY PENIS

Professor Zoom 11 years ago
What if I own more than just one!?

The Crackalacking Cracka Masta 10 years ago
So I'm skwisgaar skwigelf from metalocalypse.

Lottie DomoBear 13 years ago
YAY XD

Yalele 5 years ago
Mini guitar strapped like a wrist watch

Ev 8 years ago
Have a guitar with no strap*DABBS 200 TIMES*

Bryse Myst 11 years ago
Not interested in guitars

JoeyC 9 years ago
Write "guitar" on paper and tape in on you. Play a real one when you want. Loopholes

Schenkus 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

DrunkHardNinja 12 years ago
Easy peasy I'm taking a shower with my guitar

EmmaPressesTheButton 10 years ago
It's hard enough to hold my backpack on my shoulder for just dismissal, think about my whole life O.O

Sam Brown 13 years ago
No thanks, I don't want to look like a douchebag.

Glockachu 6 years ago
Suicide Guitar player

DIAMONDMAN2016 11 years ago
Ok I can live with a guitar

GoogleSlayStore 11 years ago
Is that really you Markimoo?!

Gem-Gem 10 years ago
Lol that would be so wierd
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