You get any coffee drink of you're choice every morning
but
You're always tired and nothing helps
I will not


MasterofFedoras9 years ago
Tea for life

StevenDazelast year
Yes
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Wajaman888 years ago
I'm always tired anyway so

Battleplopjr3 years ago
It doesn't matter for me anyways

Mr. Pie9 years ago
Coffee is love Coffee is life

jkmc12059 years ago
I'd rather have tea, thank you.

Drunk_Potat08 years ago
I love coffee but it still doesnt do anthing anyways so sweet free coffee

TotallyFine5 years ago
Same, coffee doesn't wake me up. I just like how it takes away headaches and doesn't taste like anything but hot water.

mazelover229 years ago
I don't drink coffee but what's Ironic is there's a dunkin dounuts ad telling me to buy coffee

Lauren Culp12 years ago
i don't drink coffee. :3

Kaasi2222 years ago
Same
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TECHNO-18 years ago
i actually get a stomach ache when i drink coffee, so for me there is no positive

mdck58 years ago
What"s wrong with doing it the normal way? It takes 5 minutes.

Randomguynuberwhoevencares8 years ago
I won't press any button fashioned by a person who can't use the correct type of your/you"re. Unless you are choice is some coffee brand I"ve never heard of.

StephH8 years ago
you"re.

killjoyghost9 years ago
Who cares???

MNITIMMY9 years ago
Ermahgerd! kerfer!

helstiir9 years ago
i didnt press the button for two reasons 1:i dont like coffee and 2:im always tired as is...

helstiir9 years ago
reasons...typos...

Elyse Mason12 years ago
I don't drink coffee?

Crazykiller84 years ago
I hate coffee

ZEN 3529 years ago
I already get my favorite coffee

vogue10 years ago
I don't drink coffee so..

bro_jessie9 years ago
Coffee doesn't help me anyway so.

Broerbrent8 years ago
Bassically waking up but with something to drink

Sarah Scott12 years ago
This is my life anyways. I work the opening shift at Starbucks and get any kind of free coffee I want every morning, but I'm still tired because its 4freakin o'clock in the morning....

Boss Ayse9 years ago
Nap Nap Nap Nap Nap YEEEEE

SparrowClawwing7 years ago
I hate cofee...

Bubzation9 years ago
I don't think anyone wants narcolepsy when crossing the street, or waiting for a train, or waiting for an appointment, or almost beating a video game, or... Makes sense.

ButtonMaker2 months ago
Barely an upside.

Badger Overlord9 years ago
TEA YOU YANKEE HERETICS TEATEATEATEATEATEATEATEATEATEATEATEATEATEATEATEA

Panifex8 years ago
I don't like coffee. Or tea. Or energy drinks.

Jdude14339 years ago
That's me anyways

BlackRabbit9 years ago
Chocolate or any sweets works better anyway :3

noiz8 years ago
do you mean depression

JackelineP989 years ago
I don't really drink coffee, I like it a little but it makes me tired af......

XavierBob9 years ago
Dont need it.

Dexagon4 years ago
Who likes coffee anyways,it taste like lukewarm,I prefer bubble tea lol boomer

Kiraisnotgod9 years ago
This is my life

SkyGuy10409 years ago
It's called money

autocar666 years ago
Soo nothing changes except for a free coffie? Can do more with that then just drinking it

xXCelestiaXx9 years ago
I don't drink coffee.

Mr. Pie9 years ago
Me neither by the way I love your profile pic its beautiful

I find all the loopholes8 years ago
No upside

sparklesmay11 years ago
This is my real life anyway. I always stay up all night, and when I wake up I have a whole bunch of coffee, chocolate, fruit, etc. but it never helps. >_<

Imortal7 years ago
I'm a kid

Xryeau9 years ago
I hate coffee AND I beat the downside the second I was born!

haymay20008 years ago
I'm always tired anyways lol

Shakyvoices9 years ago
This is basically me every morning sooo

LAS_20232 years ago
LOL GREEN TEA IS BETTER

Rawih9 years ago
This is basically already reality for me.

HunterX8 years ago
I don't drink coffee.

dennis9 years ago
Don't like coffee

Benjieboy4 years ago
Coffee doesn't do anything to me in the first place xD

Pokemaniac979 years ago
Fuck coffee gimmee beer

vogue10 years ago
I don't drink coffee so..
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