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You can automatically change any physical aspect of yourself at any time.
but
You can only learn to a third grader's level.
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SapphireSponge 11 years ago
Increase your brain capacity and memory.

Spots24 6 years ago
yes
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Maharid last year
There are genouses third grader that are more intelligent that adults so wrote this way it have actually no drawback.

KataDark 2 years ago
Might as well abuse the game's physics... ;w;

Maharid 3 years ago
Third grade today is like more than fouble whe done at our time so its not so bad.

ZeroMonkeyX 11 years ago
but i already know more than a third grader ...

idiot_99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 5 years ago
not virgin i have self esteem lower than your... um... uh... hell i guess
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TheDerpster124 10 years ago
There is this new thing. It is called Google.

Decreepe 11 years ago
Change the physical aspect of the ability to do anything with your hands, change learning to a 3rd graders level to total Einstein next give yourself the ability to do anything without using your hands, make yourself a god = sims in real life

DripTheSeawing 3 years ago
You probably couldn't become a God, magic abilities would not be under "physical aspects"
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RayleighYang 9 years ago
In my opinion, if you have no knowledge of physics and biology (no doubt they are above third grade"s level), you have no chance to change yourself properly, maybe you will be killed by your wrong try.

rinacerous997 5 years ago
It says automatically so I guess that means ur like ok auto magically change the power of ur brain and it does it

bobbob123 9 years ago
my physical aspect would be money hair, and a tongue that tastes of chocolate. my belly button would be a charging port and id be 12 ft 6in tall and ill have cat eyes

Kithar 11 years ago
Look daddy, I drew me! *shows child's drawing* *shapeshifts to look like the drawing*

EmAnndEm 10 years ago
LOL awesomeness
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Ethan Garrison 13 years ago
Nah. I like my brain.

P1NK 9 years ago
Change your brain around the downside
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Griffen Rackler 13 years ago
I'd learn to a Chinese third grades level

spirit_of_fire 8 years ago
No, Singaporean. I went til Year 3 in China ;)

LSO 10 years ago
A third grader CAN know a lot

AreYouMyMummy? 12 years ago
Third graders were actually pretty freaking smart....

gbubs1 9 years ago
What 3rd grader?

Brian Nieves 13 years ago
Prostitutes

Mrpooperman 9 years ago
6 pack

brianwong007 11 years ago
You know what, better then nothing!

The tenth doctor 11 years ago
Can't you change your learning level if you physically modify your brain?

AyaMayume 11 years ago
Anything that can be learned by a Third Grader in the USA is the baseline requirement to do any minimum wage job. Some Third Graders are smarter than us! YES!

Ryanmroxz 8 years ago
You learn nothing in 4th grade amyways

madmaninabluebox 10 years ago
which country's third grade level?

DominikLove 9 years ago
Nah i like my brain , thank you very much.

Loophole man 10 years ago
I knew most of what I know now in third grade

WildKatGirl 11 years ago
Grow wings!

xx_BRONYSLAYER2010_xx last year
downside?????? ??

SynthiaFrog 9 years ago
In third grade I learned at college pace so who cares

greaterfiend 5 years ago
Ive already passed 3rd grade so whats the downside?

KumironaXTomoko 10 years ago
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CharlieHjelly 11 years ago
IT NEVER SAID THIRD GRADE OF WHAT? IT COULD BE THIRD GRADE IN TAP DANCING so the rest of your life you could go beyond 3rd grade knowledge

Randomguys 10 years ago
It's like not being grateful of yourself

millermac 12 years ago
there are some rlllllly smart 3rd graders somewhere out there

Jackunited0107 9 years ago
I'm best in my school so I keep my brain

Niels P. Holm 13 years ago
I could talk, read and spell. I've wasted the last 7 years of my life :O

Suicidal_Heathen 9 years ago
I'm already stupid as is sooo meh *hits button*

Donderpants 11 years ago
Uses ability to change any physical aspect of myself to change brain (The important things, the neuron links, may be gone, but I can easily enough learn again. And if not.... Oh well. I can morph to just look like a third grader, and live a long life enjoying the relative simplicity of childhood.)

Deer4955 2 years ago
Well third grader is vague af

Deer4955 2 years ago
Pretty sure you could make yourself effectively immortal with that ability tho

drubury 11 years ago
Who needs jobs when you can get the hot movie stars with millions?

FatNut 7 years ago
What type of third grader? Can I learn to the same level as the smartest kid to ever exist?

lh0000 10 years ago
i automatically increase my learning speed to that of a science major

Lolyloly 9 years ago
I am a third grader

qp2001 10 years ago
STUPIDY FOR THE WIN

Kyle Alten 13 years ago
What 3rd grader didnt want to be a super hero

Brystene 11 years ago
Basically every "pretty girl" ever

POPple 5 months ago
Fortunately for me, I'm already pretty dumb and struggle understanding complex concepts that my peers understand just fine, and I have image issues, so hell yeah, I'm pressing that button! I don't wanna be human anymore, I just want to be a couple bunch of abstract shapes.

Cheth 9 years ago
My sister pushed this she is a third grader

Stantonsmash333 11 years ago
So id be Floyd Mayweather in chris Hemsworth's body???? DEAL

greaterfiend 5 years ago
Also, turning myself into a dragon who cares if I only know basic math?

Thjmze 10 years ago
The third grader of Albert Einstein and Steven Hawking combined!

Bonniethebunny1st 9 years ago
I dont know what the before but means
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