You never gain weight no matter what you eat.
but
Your closest friend gains the weight that you should have gained.
I will not


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WhyAreAllTheNamesTaken14 days ago
jokes on u i have high metabolism

Suckme3 months ago
thx u, my best friend <3

L_Is_Real_24012 months ago
waawawaawaaa

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark6 months ago
what is a friend

MrRiverardd11 months ago
I already have amazing metabolism.

PinkFish4 years ago
you can never gain but you can still lose weight sounds like death sentence

xrazgarx2 years ago
I curse you thinner

LuciferWasHere3 years ago
wellll i can help my anorexic friend

Hero_of_Hyrule3 years ago
Legit was what I was gonna say, my best friend is anorexic lmao

CR4ZYC4TL4DY3 years ago
I don't have friends so win-win

Cringe_weeb3 years ago
No you'll actually die soon after.

Maharidlast year
Sorry pal: GNAM!

Bumgames4 years ago
*Laughs in fast metabolism*

cloverofficial2 years ago
Same here

chronicallypessimistic12 months ago
Jokes on you, I already am physically incapable of gaining weight from measly food, so my best friend will be exactly the same weight no matter what

Hi_Im_Daisylast year
Nah, I like being fat. Also, my best friends are cats. That's abuse.

CheeseDay6 months ago
我很抱歉.jpg

CheesyGuylast year
he fat as fuck already

tippler3 months ago
好极了,我没有朋友

Large_meat12 months ago
My friends pushed the button

leapfroggrrlast year
id prefer not to be the width of a toothpick thanks

Joshumonlast year
Me eating a five course meal at McDonald's 😝😝🍔🍔 my friend🤮🤮🤮

malamondchew2 months ago
I get full very easily and my metabolism is quick af. I'd rather not get any skinnier.

mugratlast year
guys i need to bulk ...

bungus25 months ago
i mean im skinny af i don't want this

HTTYD_FANlast year
HAHAHAHAHA YES, I HAS NO BESTEST FRIEND >:)

QWEMAN5227 days ago
我相信我的朋友会感谢我的

CptDuck0710 months ago
I make my worst enemie my closest friend. Have fun with stage 69 diabetes.

JESUS_RULESlast year
IM ALREADY TOO SKINNY

MarioXHK4 months ago
Win win

AndyMan11YTlast year
Bro my best friend is skinny AF he needs those calories

Sergi0last year
I'm not eating that much anyway, so why do I need that?

Porn_is_best8 months ago
Ion got any friends

Qwerty900last year
My friends don’t matter, anyways.
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