You never gain weight no matter what you eat.
but
Your closest friend gains the weight that you should have gained.
I will not


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PinkFish 5 years ago
you can never gain but you can still lose weight sounds like death sentence

xrazgarx 4 years ago
I curse you thinner

Suckme 2 years ago
thx u, my best friend <3

L_Is_Real_2401 2 years ago
waawawaawaaa

IamApparentlyLean last year
I literally weigh 115-120 lbs, NO

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago
what is a friend

MicrosoftwhenMacrohardwalksin last year
okay edgelord

WhyAreAllTheNamesTaken last year
jokes on u i have high metabolism

MrRiverardd 2 years ago
I already have amazing metabolism.

LuciferWasHere 5 years ago
wellll i can help my anorexic friend

Hero_of_Hyrule 4 years ago
Legit was what I was gonna say, my best friend is anorexic lmao

CR4ZYC4TL4DY 5 years ago
I don't have friends so win-win

Cringe_weeb 4 years ago
No you'll actually die soon after.

Maharid 3 years ago
Sorry pal: GNAM!

Bumgames 5 years ago
*Laughs in fast metabolism*

cloverofficial 3 years ago
Same here

CheesyGuy 3 years ago
he fat as fuck already

yfghhjjhjjj 2 months ago
我:“其实胖胖的也很可爱。”

tippler 2 years ago
好极了,我没有朋友

Large_meat 2 years ago
My friends pushed the button

leapfroggrr 3 years ago
id prefer not to be the width of a toothpick thanks

BoingyBoingerton last year
Eating is not my passion, no

Joshumon 3 years ago
Me eating a five course meal at McDonald's 😝😝🍔🍔 my friend🤮🤮🤮

Lulop last month
Become best friends with those whose metabolism hates them or otherwise are underweight for whatever reason, its a win-win!

malamondchew 2 years ago
I get full very easily and my metabolism is quick af. I'd rather not get any skinnier.

mugrat 3 years ago
guys i need to bulk ...

bungus2 2 years ago
i mean im skinny af i don't want this

HTTYD_FAN 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA YES, I HAS NO BESTEST FRIEND >:)

QWEMAN52 last year
我相信我的朋友会感谢我的

CptDuck07 2 years ago
I make my worst enemie my closest friend. Have fun with stage 69 diabetes.

JESUS_RULES 3 years ago
IM ALREADY TOO SKINNY

RonYu 10 months ago
I have been losing weight.

MarioXHK 2 years ago
Win win

AndyMan11YT 2 years ago
Bro my best friend is skinny AF he needs those calories

Sergi0 3 years ago
I'm not eating that much anyway, so why do I need that?

Porn_is_best 2 years ago
Ion got any friends

Qwerty900 3 years ago
My friends don’t matter, anyways.

Morals_Shmorals 8 months ago
sorry, bro

chronicallypessimistic 2 years ago
Jokes on you, I already am physically incapable of gaining weight from measly food, so my best friend will be exactly the same weight no matter what

Hi_Im_Daisy 3 years ago
Nah, I like being fat. Also, my best friends are cats. That's abuse.

Ringfree last year
sorry bro

CheeseDay 2 years ago
我很抱歉.jpg
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