Will You Press The Button?

Maharid 3 years ago

NO! (With a nuclear explosion in the background)

KURAIBLUE 10 years ago

I gain batmans enemies? Like, the become my possession? It does not say that they become MY enemies:

JJMJR 10 years ago

wow you were paying attention

Eris Samuel 13 years ago

see because unlike Bruce i would slaughter them and move on with my life.

Loapher 4 years ago

chainsaws.

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Mithtian 10 years ago

As long as I make the epic suit and defeat Superman, I'm set against the rest right? Plus I could just truce Superman

IMAFAG 11 years ago

i would just press this button (~) and type TGM then i wont have to worry about dieing

Themauf 7 years ago

Is dieing a word?

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ththomas9 6 years ago

Great! Not my enemies.

Erog 6 years ago

Use the money to hire a hitman

The-akinator 6 years ago

Me too XD

Neuhhhhhh 6 years ago

I would die immediately

yawutheawu 9 years ago

Enemies don’t know who Batman’s true identity is!

homokd last year

Yep

WendigoTrancy 9 years ago

I see no downside, STAND UP COMEDY WITH JOKER FTWWWWW

TheNightmareFox 9 years ago

so.. im batman?

presley1845 9 years ago

you gain his enemies, doesn't that mean that they are yours

blegg 9 years ago

i am a trillion air i could hire super secret agents to assassinate them in an instant. Bruce wayne is so dumb.

Eaglest05 8 years ago

You"re air?

AnimeOverride 9 years ago

Joker and Harley Quinn are my favourite DC characters.

GoVÃ¡n Wolf GuiÃ³n 13 years ago

>use money to creat batman themed Iron man suit I AM THE LAW

Chiller 6 years ago

Uses money to hire an agent that kills them

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Maxy988 9 years ago

Get hundreds of batmen fighting for me instead of doing the work myself... like no shit.

Charlie Banks 13 years ago

time to buy a rocket launcher and an ak-47, a spas 12, and 2 mini uzi's

AwesomeDabber22604 10 years ago

Hi Joker, this is really funny, but...

THEBAWS21 11 years ago

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Awesomeness0179 10 years ago

So I basically become Batman? I see no downside

Flesy 3 years ago

just kill JB

JafarDaJellyBean 11 years ago

So I become bat man? HELL YEAH! (Also ill just shoot them in the face)

Boom20 12 years ago

Wait do my parents die?

Shelbywagner123 10 years ago

I would train like him and become a super hero to

Vychron 11 years ago

real wealth and fictive enemies? i don't see the problem

Cheshire shadow 10 years ago

i would put it into weapons that could destroy them all.....rich enough to own the government and be an "informant" using them to dispatch my enemies.

xboxfan997 11 years ago

I pressed i will not but it said i pressed the button! AGAIN!

alexriveraced 8 years ago

And I get to keep my parents. Awesome!

Rebecca Burke 13 years ago

Im Batman!

Evbob09 last year

I'll use my superpower to avoid every downside in a button push then! (Got that from another button)

Wikipedia 11 years ago

Downside?

RKing 9 years ago

hire invincible hitman (cant be stoped my cops) to kill evryone

The_MGSM_ 10 years ago

Do i get Alfred?

Cheshire shadow 10 years ago

maybe not him but you can hire a butler for sure.

oldnotweak 12 years ago

ill just kill them... batman is a dumbass for not dealing with those murdering pieces of shit the first or second time they pulled shit, i mean... how many people has the joker killed? like 3k at least

Noonoo098 9 years ago

I would buy all the bodyguards in the world and pay off the military to give me weapons

GamingSimon 10 years ago

Does that mean I own all batman's enemies? as slaves I hope :3 Ohhhhh I like it.

The-akinator 6 years ago

I"d just but body guards

Donjaron 10 years ago

Yeah what about BAt-guns and BAtmachettes, no more ""no killing"" But i dont think i would stand a change against bain, or the rbiljant insane Joker, Hell the riddler probally fuck me up.

Pressithard 11 years ago

i'd rather not die before i reached 30

UnitZulu 7 years ago

I"d hire some bodyguards with the order to KOS Batman"s enemies

Isis Stellwagen 13 years ago

I can kill them!

SpookyMan696 11 years ago

Harley Queen? Sweet. <3

Seanawsome2 11 years ago

Sleep with her ðŸ‘‰ðŸ‘Œ

VriskaSerket 9 years ago

Cool! I'm Batman!

Fernando Manzanero Castillo 13 years ago

JOKER.......HI :3

Cheshire shadow 10 years ago

simple. i kill them all and nobody i like gets gets hurt.

Nova_Fox 9 years ago

Make new friends!

Samantha26 10 years ago

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hibillysnob 10 years ago

Bulloni i laughed at the death partðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ I will be waiting for the so called killer at 11:59

gamandy 3 years ago

unlike batman i dont have idiot writers that prevent me from killing them. id just hire a small private army and we would kill them all off really fast and voila, nobody is gassing or burning cities down... batman really is an idiot if taken seriously it... [Show full comment]

screw you dickson 11 years ago

why are there randomly the letters rn in messages?

IanScott555 6 years ago

I pressed No. It only said his wealth. Not his skills etc.

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