Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
hibillysnob10 years ago
Bulloni i laughed at the death part😂😂😂
I will be waiting for the so called killer at 11:59
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gamandy3 years ago
unlike batman i dont have idiot writers that prevent me from killing them. id just hire a small private army and we would kill them all off really fast and voila, nobody is gassing or burning cities down... batman really is an idiot if taken seriously
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screw you dickson11 years ago
why are there randomly the letters rn in messages?
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IanScott5556 years ago
I pressed No. It only said his wealth. Not his skills etc.
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FireNogard512 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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JamieZ8 years ago
Bruce Wayne gonna beat you all up. Joker aint got nothing on me.
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Rebecca Song13 years ago
Man, I'd love to meet Joker (and then potentially be subsequently be murdered by him, but that's negotiable).
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TeamKobus210 years ago
I'll kill them :)
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Starman11 years ago
This has no affect on me.. BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!
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Ranger2410 years ago
I will become batman 2.0
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schematixx11 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]
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GodOfLasagne6 years ago
Team up with the Joker
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JacobThePirateDoge11 years ago
Batman didn't have any enemies till he made them, and if I had his wealth, and choose not to become batman, I would not have any enemies #loophole
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1Person9 years ago
"Butler, go fetch the nuclear neddle-gun in the back!"
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Bv910 years ago
I don't care cause I'M BATMAN
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TheLaughingCoffin10 years ago
So you"re saying become batman
Im in!
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jouk11 years ago
Just murder all enemies
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Gabby Nicholls13 years ago
Well the joker is my favourite villain soo... This would work out pretty well. I'd invite him over for cake while discussing evil plots... That's right, I would become evil batman and team up with the joker and conquer the world MWAHAHAHAHAHAH
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CaptinGamer11 years ago
Too small a target.
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radzo739 years ago
Nuke em"
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Padraic Iler13 years ago
It said his wealth not his abilities sooooo..... nope.
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LinoAiko10 years ago
Yet I would go rougue and be friends with Harley Quinn.
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MaKoloaM11 years ago
BASICLY I becom BATSYMAN
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thetank103012 years ago
Become batman
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Psycho33310 years ago
I gain Batmans enemies, didnt specify as my enemies so I would just employ them as a private military
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MrEffect8 years ago
Damn my fortune in cartoon cash has skyrocketed it went from $0 to me now being a batanaire. Also most of batmans enemies came from him wearing his bat fetish so i'll just get rid of the costume
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Lukas Rautenberg13 years ago
I would go for it. Batman's enemies are only looking for Batman, not Bruce Wayne...
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Zacattac10 years ago
i would put money into the jail so then they would stay in there and not be able to escape or just have them executed. either way is good for me. i am also a black belt and enough money to get real life power armor so yay.
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bigdeal11 years ago
Mercenars then
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TLotR10 years ago
Time to synthesize some serious Fear Gas.
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Vincent stats11 years ago
I don't like enemies
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Rose Palmer13 years ago
I AM THE NIGHT!
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DeclanRatch5 years ago
Once again no downside. I basically become Batman
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JacobThePirateDoge11 years ago
Batman didn't have any enemies till he made them, and if I had his wealth, and choose not to become batman, I would not have any enemies #loophole
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