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You gain all of Bruce Wayne's wealth.
but
You also gain all of Batman's enemies.
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Maharid 3 years ago
NO! (With a nuclear explosion in the background)

KURAIBLUE 10 years ago
I gain batmans enemies? Like, the become my possession? It does not say that they become MY enemies:

JJMJR 10 years ago
wow you were paying attention

Eris Samuel 13 years ago
see because unlike Bruce i would slaughter them and move on with my life.

Loapher 4 years ago
chainsaws.
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Mithtian 11 years ago
As long as I make the epic suit and defeat Superman, I'm set against the rest right? Plus I could just truce Superman

IMAFAG 11 years ago
i would just press this button (~) and type TGM then i wont have to worry about dieing

Themauf 8 years ago
Is dieing a word?
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dgzdrg5gdz 6 years ago
Great! Not my enemies.

Erog 6 years ago
Use the money to hire a hitman

The-akinator 6 years ago
Me too XD

Neuhhhhhh 7 years ago
I would die immediately

yawutheawu 9 years ago
Enemies don’t know who Batman’s true identity is!

homokd last year
Yep

WendigoTrancy 9 years ago
I see no downside, STAND UP COMEDY WITH JOKER FTWWWWW

TheNightmareFox 9 years ago
so.. im batman?

presley1845 9 years ago
you gain his enemies, doesn't that mean that they are yours

blegg 9 years ago
i am a trillion air i could hire super secret agents to assassinate them in an instant. Bruce wayne is so dumb.

Eaglest05 8 years ago
You"re air?

AnimeOverride 10 years ago
Joker and Harley Quinn are my favourite DC characters.

GoVán Wolf Guión 13 years ago
>use money to creat batman themed Iron man suit I AM THE LAW

Chiller 6 years ago
Uses money to hire an agent that kills them
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Rossyboy45 10 years ago
Build turrets lots of turrets

rullerdude 11 years ago
kill the enemies

yolo4life 8 years ago
Get bodyguards and have sex done

The-akinator 6 years ago
Uh.... Okay weirdo...

Hunter Anderson 13 years ago
Just hire a hitman to kill my enemies

PeopleAreDumbasses 11 years ago
BUT U DONT GET TO BE BATMAN WTF

ValerieParker 9 years ago
I would not be as merciful as Batman. Self-preservation takes priority.

Nôblë Drêàmš 13 years ago
batman isn't real so in turn neither are his enemies.

TheAsh 10 years ago
Well, as I am not dressing up as a bat and leaping off buildings and shit, I'm dead

Aquadiamond 9 years ago
Hell ya I want to be bat-man

Homeless 10 years ago
I'll just buy lots of nuclear weapons and bomb them

DG9 3 years ago
(I will kill some mfs)

Anastasia 11 years ago
I'd just issue a public announcement that I will give $100000 to each of them to leave me alone and they can do what they want (also I'm moving from gotham to... Miami.)

scattershot4 11 years ago
with all that money i can become batman myself

karskars12345 12 years ago
Well Batman didnt use guns so..................

swgrisiaf 10 years ago
KILL AND SHREAD ENEMIES ON SIGHT!!!

Eaglest05 8 years ago
I am iron man! Oh, sorry, wrong universe

JJMJR 10 years ago
I see two positives and no negatives.

Evan123 11 years ago
IM BATMAN!

👻ᏕᎮᏋፈᏖᏒᏋ👻 10 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow you will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count do... [Show full comment]

Luigi121 2 years ago
if i press the button the joker is going to start doing what he does i'm gonna release the joker

Delirious 11 years ago
rime bratMran!

xXFireDemonGirlXx 9 years ago
i dont care about either of them. ah still pressed da button tho.

FoxtrotLegend26 6 years ago
Simple, buy a nuke, lure them all to the middle of the desert to fight me, quote admiral ackbar, drop the nuke on em

greendayrocks01 12 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

DeaththeKid 9 years ago
Thing is, they don't exist

Levitaph 11 years ago
you just stole.. all of bruce waynes money... goodbye gotham

GsterBlaterUnd3rtale 10 years ago
Make an army of elite commando bat-robots with laser rifles. No survivors!

Davynavy02 11 years ago
DAM JOKER YOU MAKE KIDS LAUGH ANYMORE

Pitudo420 7 years ago
I don't like batman tho so it"s a win because I like my mom alive

Titus Drexel 13 years ago
Beat the crap out of them like batman

THEBAWS21 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Maxy988 9 years ago
Get hundreds of batmen fighting for me instead of doing the work myself... like no shit.

Charlie Banks 13 years ago
time to buy a rocket launcher and an ak-47, a spas 12, and 2 mini uzi's

AwesomeDabber22604 10 years ago
Hi Joker, this is really funny, but...

Awesomeness0179 10 years ago
So I basically become Batman? I see no downside
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