Will You Press The Button?

99cake9 years ago

My dream job is the job of my dreams. In my dreams, minimum wage is $9,000.01 dollars per second. In my "dream job" is sleeping. GET REKT!

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago

Genius

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235x0last year

my dream job is exploring the multi-verse with inter-universe teleportation. also i am Communist

HighlyUnwell6 months ago

I think you like inter universe teleportation

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TrueCommentlast year

This does not stop you from having multiple jobs, and doesn't stop you from having extremely short work schedules on the dream job.

GatorBrother9 years ago

My dream job would be playing video games all day and getting food water and a house. WIN WIN!!! I get paid to play video games!

bergeeno2 years ago

mistplay

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EthanStanley8 years ago

my dream job is the person who comes up with the lotto numbers so even tho i get paid minimum wage i know the lotto numbers

Chubby-Kitty8 years ago

My dream job is being paid to watch anime all day and not do anything. I will gladly be paid minimum wage for that.

Penis1237 years ago

My work, breathing, you get infinite money per second and infinite wishes

EclipseTDS8 years ago

My dream job includes me gaining super powers

TrueRenegade8 years ago

I already found my dream job and it already pays well and will one get better in the next ten years.

colby1768 years ago

wow my dream job pays a lot never happen lol

MelloGang8 years ago

My dream job is playing game and minimum wage is $20,000,00 per seconds

Yoshipresser3218 years ago

Yes Five Nights At Freddy"s 1 MOTHER DUCKERS

ps3boss9 years ago

YouTube is minimum wage

xXjeremy360Xx 8 years ago

It's f35 pilot

Krunchy_potato7 years ago

YouTube here I come

ThorbjrnAaen7 years ago

there is no minimun wage from where i come from so it is a win win :D

volt01last year

又不是不能做副业

udoneko8 years ago

if I got to be an astronaut I wouldn't care abt how much I'm paid

DerpyKitten8 years ago

If it"s my dream job, it"s what I want it to be. Minimum wage? Sure, a small loan of 10,000,000 is good.

DaRealConMan4 years ago

My dream job is called breathing. Every breath I take, I earn $100

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark6 months ago

Thats so evil and twisted and

Salamander647 years ago

HA! Jokes on you, I don't have a dream job!

The NOT chosen one9 years ago

Sure, 400,000$ per second for doing nothing sounds pretty awesome!

rebel_narwhal8 years ago

My dream job is doing nothing but living lavishly

Loophollast year

My dream job has to be on another planet where the minimum wage is 3,000,000,000,000 dollars an hour plus a random bonus every hour.

JamesTheBoi13 years ago

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Kulles8 years ago

These kids have no concept of what minimum wage is, it seems.

Befiker6 years ago

You know what my plans are for every night ;)

MNITIMMY9 years ago

My job would be living as I already am

DJLPbutton2last year

Basically the techno music industry at DJ Mag in a nutshell, all DJs have to play impure fake trance to make ends meet. But I am not like the industry, I will play everything at 140 and not break the bank! Button pressed!

MarcoPaschetta7 years ago

I could just work longer hours, if it is my dream job I won't mind.

Axolotltltltllast year

Im not in college website

Axolotltltltllast year

Yet

rainbowsuzanna8 years ago

My dream job pays 9999999999999999999999999 in kr. And all I have to do Is to get superpowers. :-)

rainbowsuzanna8 years ago

And it is per second

Rhinorulz4 years ago

My dream job is a medievial reinaccting space astronaut, and as both parts of that require specialized equitment be provided, ...

Cherrypills0dd5 months ago

I could find a loophole in the wording; for example, If I were an astronaut, I looked it up, and the least is the highest is $104,898 each year, and the highest would be $161,141 per year. Just pick the highest-paying job on your list of dream jobs.

JasmineTaylor7 years ago

OBO

rn_rn_rn9 years ago

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ArKade479 years ago

STOP YOUR F**KING SPAM!!!!!

DJLPbutton2last year

Dj’ing is my dream job

JamesTheBoi13 years ago

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AnimeOverride8 years ago

Could care less

RoseHaw5 years ago

500€ per month for painting and playing video games.. sure

YunisMohamed8 years ago

My dream job is to fuck Mia Khalifa and that one girl from futures song "Used To This"

Tbonz869 years ago

It says nothing about benefits or working additional job(s)...

vert3437 years ago

Dream Job: Deciding the minimum wage Minimum wage: 9.5 mil/second solved

nova1last year

my dream job is vr development and the minimum wage is $300 a day

SciArtHerp8 years ago

Hah. I already work for minimum wage at Freddy"s.

Radioactive_Foxy4 years ago

Yar me too for I be a FNAF character!!!!

Hayhaygameing4 years ago

My dream job is watching YouTube playing games that I will make and the wage minimum is 2000/minute

vampireslayer1979 years ago

I'd b the world's best gammer or bassist or drummer

vampireslayer1979 years ago

Min wage is 97.80 billion $ per second

meatloave3 months ago

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Seapony7 years ago

I know how to budget around minimum wage. And doing whatever I want while having a guaranteed income? Awesome.

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